SO HOLDER DOESN'T HAVE TO GIVE UP THE EVIDENCE

WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE? 

THE JOKER

Was really not a joker after all. 

SMOKERS SAY...

"New non-smoking rules are a real drag."

THE HORROR OF AURORA

May God bless the victims and their families, and may God damn the guy who dd it. 

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WTH CHIENSE-MADE U.S. OLYMPIC UNIFORMS

After all, the Chinese DO own our country, don't they?

UNANSWERABLE QUESTION

If you had your choice, would you rather have another 9/11 or four more years of Obama? 

OBAMA IS FINISHED, ONE WAY OR THE OTHER

If he doesn't get reelected, he's gone.  If he does get reelected, the Mayan Calendar ends December 21, 2012. 

ROMNEY COMMITTED A FELONY?

HE WHO LIVES IN A GLASS HOUSE SHOULD NOT CAST STONES. 

IF ALL OF THE DOCS QUIT BECAUSE OF OBAMACARE...

All of the malpractice insurance companies and malpractice lawyers will be out of business... kaput.  (That might really destroy the economy...)

WHERE'S THE HOTTEST SPOT IN THE NATION?

It's a tossup between The White House and the Attorney General's Office. 

WOULDN'T IT BE IRONIC?

Obama gets sick and his doc is one of the 83% of the country's docs who have quit... and the only doctor left in town is a lifetime member of the NRA?  (Ewww!  Would I love to be a fly on the wall in that room!)

IT'S FRIDAY THE 13TH

Do you know where your President is? 

90% OF THE RACISTS IN THIS COUNTRY...

Reside in the White House. 

THERE IS SOME TRUTH TO THE RUMOR...

That Obama plans on pushing through a $1 TRILLION additional stimulus bill if he is reelected.  Where's he going to get the money... Greece? 

ERNEST BORGNINE

McHale's Navy has sailed on. 

WHY OBAMA DOESN'T ATTEND SUNDAY CHURCH

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR

That Obama wants to play a round of golf with Rush Limbaugh.   

WHEN OBAMA SPEAKS, CONGRESS LISTENS

It is said that words are cheap.  However once they utter forth out of Obama's mouth and he passes them into law, they get kinda pricey.  That 2,700 page ObamaCare bill surely makes that point. 

SCIENTISTS FIND "GOD" PARTICLE!

SO LONG, ANDY

God bless you and Mayberry, wherever you are...

WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL

I WONDER WHY...

John Roberts left the country...

2,700 PAGES

I guess it's about time we read the damned bill, so we can all know what's in it. 

IT'S NOT A TAX

Well, I guess it IS a tax.  I won?  
 
They're complaining because I said it's not a tax?  


Well, it's not a tax... it's a penalty. 

Anyone want to see my Hawaiian Birth Certificate? 

STOCKTON FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY

The economy is just hunky-dory.  

PELOSI COMMENTS TO AMERICANS ON OBAMA CARE RULING

TODAY'S THE DAY!

Hold on to your bloomers, Barry and Eric... WE are!

SCREWED

Arizona. 

CONTRITE

NIXON'S ADVICE TO OBAMA

"Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself."  Bye, bye Obama? 

SPEAKING OF NANCY PELOSI...

Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.

CONTEMPT

The way Nancy Pelosi speaks.   

LEROY NEIMAN

A great easel and a terrific view. 

EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE

UP YOURS, AMERICA

OBAMA SAYS HE'S "HALF-WHITE?"

His birth stepmother was white. 

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO...

Robert Gibbs? 

RODNEY KING HAS DIED

Beat it. 

OBAMA'S EPITAPH

Blame Bush. 

PROPOGANDA MILL

White House

NEW YORK CITY TO OUTLAW POPCORN

What about hot dogs, apple pie and Chevrolets?  (Bloomberg is the classic stick-in-the-mud.) 

NEW WHITE HOUSE ENTERTAINMENT SHOW

"Wanna Hear A Secret?"

HORSE MANURE

Obama's drug of choice?

WE CAN AFFORD TO BRING IN MEXICAN ALIENS

The economy is doing fine, according to El Presidente Baracko Husseno del Obama y Soetoro ala klutzo.   

ARROGANCE AND CONTEMPT

"The private sector is doing fine." 

SPAIN NEEDS $80 BILLION BAILOUT

Let's cough the money up from Obama's budget surplus. 

MICHELLE CAMPAIGNS FOR BARACK

Yawner of the day. 

NEW GOVERNMENT REGULATION

Anyone more than 10 pounds overweight will have $1,000 annually added to their income tax starting in 2013, according to an Executive Order awaiting Obama's signature the day after November elections.  (Just kidding.) 

WHERE OBAMA FEARS TO TREAD

A Roman Catholic Church. 

OBAMA'S CORRECT! HE'S CUT SPENDING!

He's spent less money than any previous 20 Presidents combined....

I WONDER...

Will Obama be on the throne for 60 years?  No offense intended, Madame Queen. 

SUGAR NAZI

NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg

OBAMA IS NOT AN AMATEUR

He knows very well what he is doing to this country.  Give him just four more years, and he'll get it done.

ON THE ROAD AGAIN

Very soon, all of the Mexicans will be living here and we can move to Mexico and live in peace.

IT'S TOO DAMNED BAD...

That Barack Hussein Obama's parents didn't practice birth control. 

PLANNED PARENTHOOD ENDORSES OBAMA

Abort that. 

WHEN MICHELLE SPEAKS...

The world listens. 

WHAT OBAMA REALLY MEANS TO SAY

Is not "Let's redistribute the wealth" but, "Okay all you moochers,get in line!  Your free money is on its way from the working class citizens!"

SPECIAL MEMORIAL DAY POST

Speaking of memories, remember how wonderful things were in this country before we ever even heard the name... Barack Hussein Obama? 

A TAXPAYER WHO VOTES FOR OBAMA

Is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders. 

NANCY IS GETTING ANOTHER STREET NAMED AFTER HER IN S.F.

The first one is called "Princess" Avenue.  Then, there's Nitwit Lane...  Airhead Court...  Healthcare Street... And now... Nancy Pelosi Drive... "No right turns allowed."

DO NOT GAMBLE IN VEGAS

Obama has first dibs on your money. 

FACEBOOK

Will now have to face the music.  But, as the band warms up, they do have a partner... Morgan Stanley.  I don't think anyone wants to cut in on this dance. 

WHAT IF OBAMA DID NOT EXIST?

Who, just who then, would be our national deity? 

SINCE ANN ROMNEY IS FAIR GAME....

I guess it's safe to again bring up the official White House Pinata:

DONNA SOMER

What neat and swinging good disco music you gave all of us.  Dis go here and dis go there and disco the night away.  God bless and keep the music goin'. 

ETERNAL LIFE

A visitor to the Vatican has found Sylvester Stallone's face in an ancient 16th century painting.  

And you thought it was going to be Nancy Pelosi? 

PELOSI RAISES $43 MILLION

The story is that Ms. Pelosi has raised $43 million for Democratic Congressional candidates because she wants to be the Speaker again.  $43 million?  I've got two bucks that sez it'll never happen. 

OBAMA'S NEW SYSTEM

OBAMA IS FIRST?

There's a lot of flack over Newsweek naming "Obama America's First Gay President."  I agree.  The proper nomenclature is "America's First Black Gay President."

JAMES CARVILLE LIKES...

Mitt Romney?  Please bring me another bottle of scotch. 

ISN'T IT INTERESTING...

That we have to go to China and Japan to borrow money?  What that says to me is that U.S. citizens and businesses are unwilling to invest their money in our government, or all of this debt would be held domestically.  I sure as hell would not invest in a country that refuses to come to grips with a $16 trillion debt...

INSIDE OBAMA'S MIND

"NAG THEM?"

"Nag them until they actually get it done," Obama says. "We need to keep moving this country forward. Send them an email. Tweet them. Write them a letter if you're old-fashioned like me."  


He really wants us to get an impeachment proceeding going? 

OBAMA'S U.S. TREASURY ACCOUNT

Has more leaks in it than a galvanized bucket after being hit with six rounds of buckshot. 

PEACE

OBAMAMA KICKS OFF HIS CAMPAIGN

GEORGE LINDSAY

So long, Goober.  Thanks for some great laughs. 

TRUE GOD OF ALL GODS FINALLY REVEALED!

THE GREAT SPIRIT

Needs to be boycotted. 

OBAMA WENT TO AFGHANISTAN

Do ya think he registered some more voters? 

CHANGE

HAD ENOUGH?

AFTER OBAMA LOSES

Highly used teleprompters for sale, cheap....

ANOTHER RUMOR BITES THE DUST

The GSA is NOT hiring fired Secret Service Agents.  Not sure what Eric Holder is doing on the subject....

MERRILL LYNCH AD?

When Obama speaks, who listens? 

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR

That John Edwards wants to be a Secret Service Agent...

USDA CONFIRMS NEW CASE OF MAD COW DISEASE

White House to be quarantined. 

OBAMA VS. ARIZONA

That's the crux of the problem with Obama: Arizona wants to follow the Federal Law and he doesn't.  Shouldn't he be in jail with the other criminals who didn't obey the law??? 

IF THEY KEEP FIRING GUILTY SECRET SERVICE AGENTS...

Pretty soon there'll be no one left to guard the President. 

PERPLEXED IN BURNEY

How we can point fingers of disgust at Secret Service agents who book a hooker and keep our mouths shut about a President who is raping and pillaging our treasury, I will never know. 

"JESUS LOVES YOU"

is always a good thing to hear....unless you are in a Mexican jail.

I MISSED MY CALLING IN LIFE...

I should have been a Secret Service Agent on the party circuit. 

THERE IS ONE THING YOU CAN ABSOLUTELY DEPEND ON OBAMA TO DO...

Waste your hard-earned money. 

ONCE OBAMA GETS INTO HIS FOURTH TERM....

Do you suppose he'll still be blaming Bush and using a teleprompter? 

THE BIGGEST PROBLEM WITH THE GSA SCANDAL...

What happened in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas!

DO YOU MIND IF I POKE A LITTLE FUN AT YOU?

I'm a Secret Service Agent, employed by the Obama Administration.... (Wanna see my credential?)

ONE MORE GREAT AMERICAN BITES THE DUST

So long, Dick Clark; may your band stand long and strong. 

NEVER, NEVER LAND...

Obama accepts responsibility for his mistakes. 

THE TITANIC SUNK 100 YEARS AGO

Our Ship of State sunk when we elected Barack Hussein Obama to be President of the United States. 

HAVE YOU PAID YOUR TAXES YET?

The GSA needs the money. 

ONCE WE ALL END UP ON GOVERNMENT SUBSISTENCE...

Who will be left to pay the taxes?