TODAY IS FRIDAY THE 13TH AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS....

Yep, Obama's still President. 

ANOTHER GRIMM'S FAIRY TALE

Let's see... Uncle Onyango was here illegally for 20 years and they had been trying to deport him.  He got arrested for driving under the influence and wanted to call the White House for help.  The White House denied that Obama had ever met his uncle Onyango.  Then Onyango got called into court again for another deportation hearing and they granted him permanent residency because he's been a "model" citizen, after which the White House admitted that Barack had actually stayed with his uncle for a while in Cambridge and had seen him a few times after that.  Finally, the White House flatly denied that Barack had anything at all to do with the court's decision regarding his uncle.  Whereupon the sugar plum fairy danced on Rudolph's nose and left a quarter under Barack's pillow and the Democrats lived happily ever after. 

HA, HA, HA , HA

So, you've been unemployed for the last three years, lost your house, car, furniture and spouse... and now they require you to sign up for the BIG JOKE... ObamaCare? 

VANISHED

I once knew a 120 pound gal who lost 200 pounds on Michelle Obama's latest diet. 

I'M TICKED OFF TO NO END

I'm on Medicare with a supplement and have full coverage for everything for about a total of $450 per month and it really ticks me off to hear that I do not qualify for ObamaCare at $1,200 per month with  $4,000 deductible.  But then again, as a 71-year-old male, if I ever got pregnant I'd be covered.  Yes, I'm ticked off. 

ONCE A LIAR, ALWAYS A LIAR?

With all of these Obama lies about Benghazi, ObamaCare and unemployment figures, how can you expect me to believe that he was actually born in the United States? 

WHEN GOD DELIVERED THE TEN COMMANDEMENTS TO MOSES...

I don't think he had virus protection on his tablet. 

NELSON MANDELA

Now, he was a black leader with the correct vision of the world, the humility to accept his mistakes and the fortitude to insist on high standards of accomplishment. 

NEW MOVIE ABOUT OBAMA'S LIFE

"THE LYIN' KING"

FIAT

No, it's not a fancy Italian car.  It's how Obama intends to rule for the next three years. 

OH, GREAT SWAMI...

Let's see... Press, Republicans, news media, insurance companies, doctors... Is there ANY one out there outside of Obama who is NOT to blame for the ObamaMare?  Hmmm? 

THE INQUISITION BEGINS

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

FROM THE TURKEY IN CHARGE

 

Enjoy the holiday.  See you Monday.  

Don't forget to talk about signing up for ObamaCare during dinner.  Just pulling your leg, pardon the play on words. 

IT'S A FACT

If no one signs up for and pays for ObamaCare.... Obama still won't get the damned message. 

WINTER IS HERE

It's cold enough out there to freeze your Obamas off. 

NOW THAT OBAMA HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY BROUGHT PEACE WITH IRAN....

We owe it to him to forget about Benghazi, Fast & Furious, N.S.A., I.R.S., D.O.J., election fraud and ObamaMare.  Right? 

SENATORS WHO VOTED FOR OBAMACARE IN 2010

REID & COMPANY AFTER PASSING NUCLEAR OPTION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9PVhIMr4ScI

THE REAL TURKEY IN THE ROOM

Is ObamaCare. 

OBAMA'S MAJOR ACCOMPLISHMENTS

Uhh.... maybe we should change the subject. 

THE DOCTOR IS IN

Nancy Pelosi said of Obamacare:  We have to pass it before we can examine it….

which is the clinical definition of a stool sample.

DELETE

How you get rid of elitists. 

NANCY PELOSI IS DIFFERENT THAN MOST DEMOCRATS

She's able to lie out of THREE sides of her mouth at the same time! 

OBAMA'S NEW GUN CONTROL PLOY

He plans on raising the cost of mandatory health insurance and taxes so high that no one can afford to own a gun. 

THEY'VE RENAMED OBAMACARE WEBSITE

It's now the OBAMAMARE Website. 

EARLY LIFE

Scientists have found bacterial evidence of life on earth some 3.5 billion years ago in a rock found in northwest Australia.  There is no truth to the rumor that John McCain's signature was found on the rock. 

NO CONGRESSIONAL SURPRISE

According to a recent survey, only 9% like the way Congress is doing its job.  The 9% includes Members of Congress, staffers, the Congressional barber and the shoeshine guy. 

HUMBLE PIE

Barry's ObamaCare dessert. 

A HUGE SIMILARITY BETWEEN GEORGE WASHINGTON AND BARACK OBAMA

Neither one ever told a lie. 

VETERANS DAY MESSAGE FROM THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF

"I'm sorry."

"YOU CAN KEEP YOUR DOCTOR"

"I'M SORRY..."

"But, I'll bet you're sorry now." 

WARNING

Anyone who watched the Country Music Awards and laughed at the ObamaCare jokes will be audited by the I.R.S. 

GLITCH

If the ObamaCare website is a "slight glitch," I'd hate to see what a "big glitch" looks like. 

SPIDERBAMA

So, if your insurance company changed your plan in 2012, and Obama said in late 2012 that your could keep your plan.... period.... then why is the insurance company now cancelling your new plan?  When at first you plan to deceive, you're going to get caught in the webs you weave. 

CONEY ISLAND

Where all of the Cone Heads live.... Pelosi, Bloomberg, Reid, Waters....

NOT EVEN RINGLING BROTHERS...

Could put on a circus like the one we have at the White House. 

THERE IS TRUTH TO THE RUMOR...

A legislator gave Sebelius a copy of "WEBSITES FOR DUMMIES." 

DECEIT

To take away someone's chair.  As in, Obama sold Americans ObamaCare by deceit, which is why you can't afford to buy any chairs for your house. 

PERIOD

The most regretted word in Obama's vocabulary. 

IT WAS ALL HER FAULT

That's why she's gone...

 

OBAMACARE DYSFUNCTION

CIALIS WON'T HELP. 

PELOSI IS STILL IMMERSED IN IT

"The fog," that is. 

HOW TO MAKE AMERICANS LOSE WEIGHT

Make all chairs and seats narrower.  Let's start with the airlines...

YOU'LL HAVE LOT'S TO BE THANKFUL FOR THIS THANKSGIVING

Gosh and gee whillickers... The ObamaCare website is going to be working!  Trust me!

TRANSPARENT

That's Obama: You can see right through him. 

PETULANCE

One of Obama's finer attributes. 

"MONKEY COURT"

The first accurate description I've heard of Congress in years. 

POPE LEFT ALONE IN VATICAN!

The Cardinals are all out of town playing baseball. 

WHERE OBAMACRATS GO TO COLLEGE?

The University of Maryland recently hosted a workshop for interested students to teach them how to pleasure themselves using various sex toys. 

THERE COULD BE TRUTH TO THE RUMOR

That Jesus will not return to Earth because He can't tolerate the politics. 

JFK'S BRAIN MISSING

Researchers say John F. Kennedy's brain has been missing for years.  They also conclude that Obama doesn't have it. 

AMERICA'S MOST WANTED?

BLOGGERS AND TALKING HEADS

Y'all should be in fear of us, shakin' in your American boots, 'cause we just might say somethin' that would upset the President if you read it. 

OH PLEASE, MR. CUSTER!

Find this country a leader!

BIMBO

Nancy what's-her-face. 

NATIONAL DEBT SOLUTION

Why don't we have the American citizens at large settle the amount of the national debt ceiling every two years during the November elections?  Why should we leave the decision up to the "big spenders" in Washington? 

HOW TO NAVIGATE THE OBAMACARE WEBSITE

Step 1: Turn off your computer.
Step 2: Turn on your TV.
Step 3: Tune in to the Mickey Mouse Show.  

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE AUDACITY OF THE PRESIDENT

To shut down the Statue of Liberty in one breath and to say we need to resolve the immigration issues in the next breath?  Duhhh? 

HOW TALKS ARE PROGRESSING

Things are progressing on the budget talks in Washington.  Up until now, they've been getting on TV and saying, "He's an asshole!"  Now, they're looking directly at each other and saying, "You're an asshole!" 

Yep!  That's progress, in Democratic speak. 

Columbus would be so proud he found this continent... 

 

OBAMA GETS THE SHORTS

The new N.S.A. top security domestic spying center in Utah is full of electrical problems. 

KEEP ON TRUCKIN'

That's the saying of the day in Washington, DC. 

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR

That the Washington Redskins are changing their name to the Washington Barack-Baracks. 

NAME CALLING

99% of the politicians give the rest a bad name. 

SHUTDOWN

It's too darned bad we can't shut their flappin' gums down. 

CAD

At first, I thought they were talking about the White House limo, but I now understand they were talking about the President. 

I CHECKED THE OBAMACARE WEBSITE

It said: "Take two aspirin, send in $500.00 and check back in the morning."

FATWAH

An overweight Wah. 

DIGITIZED

The government is requiring all medical providers to digitize all health-related information on every patient and to make that information available on-line to the government health care authorities.  

I've got a digit I'd like to give them....

HEALTH CARE EXCHANGE

I'll trade you my doctor for yours. 

AMANDA KNOTTS

Square knots with an Italian twist. 

TOAD

A person who is deemed to be despicable or contemptible.  Okay... it's a tossup between Reid and Obama. 

GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN

The way this government operates, we'll be much better off with them closed. 

ANARCHIST

Anyone who doesn't embrace ObamaCare. 

FORBIDDEN WORDS TO USE AT WHITE HOUSE

FOX NEWS. 

CONGRESSIONAL OBAMACARE WAIVER

THANK YOU

THANK YOU TED CRUZ FOR SPEAKING UP FOR AMERICANS!

SINK HOLE

Where the government is spending all of our money. 

BLACKBERRIES

What you give Obama for Christmas. 

WITH ALL OF THE DEMOCRATS YELLING THERE'S GOING TO BE A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN....

How can they blame the Republicans? 

CHEMICAL WEAPON

Little Ms. Piggy's douche. 

ASHAMED

If I were him, I'd be ashamed of having my name associated with ObamaCare. 

ASSERT

How your fanny feels after it falls onto the cactus. 

GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN

If it happens, will they send Congress home?  Or, will Congress continue working... without pay? 

IRRELEVANT

Anything Obama says. 

QUIET AS A CHURCH MOUSE

Hillary Clinton. 

POLL DANCER

What Obama did so well until all of his chickens started coming home to roost. 

CONSUMER FINANCIAL PROTECTION AGENCY

Sucking up what little private information about you that has not already been sucked up by I.R.S., D.H.S. and N.S.A... And yes, they DO know what brand of toilet tissue you use. 

PUTIN

Putin, Putin, poodnin pie,
Why'd you make Obama cry? 

EXCEPTIONAL NATION

Obama is correct in saying we are an exceptional nation.  No other country has a leader like him. 

SNOW JOB

What Obama got from Putin for 9/11.

BARRY'S NEW POSSESSION

It's a full year since the Benghazi Massacre and, since Obama has refused answers and stonewalled investigations, he now owns it. 

WHY OBAMA REALLY WANTS TO BOMB SYRIA?

He would kill for another Nobel Peace Prize. 

OBAMACARE CHORUS LINE

Remember how they were singing to us the night before they all crammed ObamaCare down our throats?  Here they are again, Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Boehner, Graham, McCain.... a GREAT American chorus on the very eve of a Syrian bombing?

We've really GOT to have this vote, away from the fog of the controversy, so we'll all know what's in it. 

COME UPPANCE

What Obama is now getting in return for his cavalier disregard for American democracy. "We don't need no dictator." 

WALKING ON EGGSHELLS

Putin and Obama at the G20 Summit. 

IT'S GOING TO BAD A BAD DAY IN BLACK ROCK....

  If Obama doesn't get his way.   

GOOD RIDDANCE

ARIEL CASTRO

PSST!! HEY, BARRY! HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!

You come clean on Benghazi, N.S.A., D.O.J., Fast & Furious and the I.R.S. and we'll let you go after Syria. 

IT NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE ME

How all of the talking heads who don't even know what a carbine looks like can provide the country with endless dictates about what we should do in Syria.