PELOSI SPEAKS OUT

"Hamas is a humanitarian organization." 

I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can know when he's really in trouble. 

WE'RE HAVING ANOTHER MEXICAN-AMERICAN WAR

This time, the Mexicans are winning. 

SHHH!!! DON'T TELL ANYONE!!!

My dog is an undocumented alien.  I just knew I should have insisted on papers... 

IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT, STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN

The real reason Obama is on the road so much. 

SO, WHAT KIND OF GUY IS KERRY?

He always flies by night. 

BLINDERS

What is necessary for you to wear if you are going to work in Washington, D.C. 

SIMPLE LOGIC 101

Just a post to tell you that my mailbox is being flooded with E-mails concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc.

 

Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc., I have elected to solve the problems on my own.  My response solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.  

I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas. Then I pay them in Pesos so they have to go home to spend it.  

 

Don't you love it when a plan comes together?

HUH?

If God didn't intend for people to lie, why did He create politicians? 

LET'S PLAY "CLUE"

All of the evidence regarding the destruction of the Malaysian jetliner is being removed.  Why is it being removed?  Probably because it contains important clues to who is to Putin's involvement in the plane being shot down.   

All of the emails pertaining to the I.R.S. targeting scandal have "disappeared."  Why?  Could it have anything to do with Obama's involvement? 

Are both Putin and Obama members of the same political party? 

12 B.C.

The last time Obama was on time for a scheduled press conference or Presidential address. 

DEAR LOIS

I hate to tell you this, but I'm the only guy who uses this computer and I have important emails saved back to 2003.  I also have them backed up in two places.  I also don't have anything in them to hide. 

... A Concerned Taxpayer

HERE'S A NEW GOVERNMENT GRANT YOU'LL LOVE

The Department of State is soliciting proposals for..."Bureau of Democracy, Human Rights and Labor Democracy, Human Rights, and Rule of Law in Iraq" grant.  There's nothing like spending $2 million on promoting tolerance and and reconciliation, is there?  Will I.S.I.S. apply for it? 

COMPROMISE

If Obama can't have things HIS way, you can't have things YOUR way.  Period. 

WHAT BORDERS?

Under Obama, we have no borders. 

HOW OBAMA WILL RESOLVE BORDER CRISIS

Throw money at it. 

PROOF OBAMA DID VISIT THE BORDER!!!

"PRESENT"

How to answer a role call vote when you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground.

QUESTION ABOUT BORDERS

If our President cannot control our borders, how can we expect him to control the I.R.S.?

WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' JUDGES

A Federal Judge has ruled that the I.R.S. must prove that the missing Emails cannot be retrieved and explain how they went missing.  

Hey man... is someone calling the I.R.S. a liar? 

THEY ARE NO LONGER ILLEGAL ALIENS

They are now "refugees." 

RADIOACTIVE PRESIDENT

Mr. Personality

MSSING I.R.S. EMAILS LOCATED!!!

They were found in the trunk of a car in a junkyard in Mabelville, Arkansas along with the Rose Law Papers. 

SHOULD THE U.S. INVADE

The Canary Islands? 

MAY GOD BLESS OUR PRESIDENT

And his feeble mind. 

238 YEARS AGO

238 years ago, we declared our independence from King George and Britain. 

This weekend, we need to declare our independence from Emporer Barack and the Radical Leftists who have seized our government. 

THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUNDS OF....

Campers, playing their damned boom boxes. 

YOU AIN'T JUSTA WOOFIN' LADY

“I sure made some mistakes along the way in terms of focusing on some things and not on others,” Kathleen Sebelius said at the Aspen Ideas Festival.

IF YOU THINK THE LAST ECONOMIC DISASTER WAS BAD...

Wait until gas prices hit $8.00 or $9.00 per gallon in September. 

ROOST

Where all of Obama's lies, deceits, spins, nefarious agendas and other little chickens are going to end up when they get all of the way home to the White House. 

CANCER

Prevalent malady of the Obama Presidency. 

OBAMA MEETS WITH MEMBERS OF CONGRESS...

A GREAT AMERICAN

Best wishes for a wonderful, heavenly reception for Howard Baker. 

DESPOTIC

Presidential. 

IRS RESPONDS TO HOUSE ON "MISSING" EMAIL QUESTIONS

DISGUSTING

What we have allowed our government to become. 

HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE

There are now more Mexicans living in the U.S. than there are living in Mexico. 

AS JIMMY CARTER SAYS...

"I like Obama.  He makes me look good." 

CONSERVATIVES BEING DENIED MENTAL HEALTH CARE

Right-wing Republicans, Tea Party members and other Conservativesare being denied access to mental health facilities.  Evidently, all spaces in such facilities are being occupied by left-wing Democrats; there's a waiting list longer than any list at any V.A. hospital.  

AUDACITY

Hillary claims she had doubts about the Benghazi video story all along.

THE WAR IS OVER... DONE WITH... FINISHED

The wars in Afghanistan and Iraq are over.  

Would someone please inform the Taliban, Al Qaeda and I.S.I.S.? 

QUESTION OF THE SEASON

Can an Army deserter claim temporary insanity? 

COMPUTER GULCH

Where Lerner's Emails went. 

AS FOR THE ILLEGAL PROBLEM...

If Russia can annex the Ukraine, why can't we annex Mexico?  Then we won't have any illegals. 

BYE BYE NOW

Eric Cantor gets his just deserts.  Maybe he'll have a new life, helping illegals to get amnesty. 

POLITICAL FOOTBALL

Official Obama explanation for each and every Administration scandal.  "It's nothing more than a political football."

TODAY IS FRIDAY THE 13TH AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

Tonight is time for Barack Hussein Obama to go sit on the White House fence and howl. 

BACKGROUND: WHY OBAMA IS A DICTATOR

Some people are born leaders and get people to loyally follow them voluntarily.  Some people don't have that trait and must resort to issuing dictatorial orders under threat of duress in order to get things done.  Obama couldn't lead a nickel to a pay toilet. 

COMPARISON TIME

Just think... Bergdahl is so highly admired by the Administration that he is now on the same level as John Kerry and his 33 Purple Hearts... that he threw in disgust back to the government.   

CANNABIS

WIKIPEDIA - A genus of flowering plants that includes a single species, Cannabis sativa, which is sometimes divided into two additional species, Cannabis indica and Cannabis ruderalis. These three taxa are indigenous to Central Asia, and South Asia.  Cannabis has long been used for fibre (hemp), for seed and seed oils, for medicinal purposes, and as a recreational drug. Industrial hemp products are made from Cannabis plants selected to produce an abundance of fiber. To satisfy the UN Narcotics Convention, some Cannabis strains have been bred to produce minimal levels of  the principal psychoactive constituent responsible for the high associated with it and which is obtained through the dried flowers of Cannabis plants selectively bred to produce high levels of THC and other psychoactive cannabinoids. Various extracts including hashish and hash oil are also produced from the plant.  

Heavily used by the White House and Congress in the decision-making process.  Also used in creating "transparent" explanations of governmental actions and decisions to the populace, which is commonly referred to as "blowing smoke." 

OBVIOUSLY, THE ELITE NITWITS THINK WE PISSANTS ARE IMBECILES

"All of the jobs lost during the recession have now been recovered." 

YET ANOTHER VIDEO

That's the reason they "had to move" immediately to get Bergdahl out.  They saw a video suggesting he was in deteriorating health.  Whaddya wanna bet this video ends up being a farce, too? 

AGNOSTIC

Anyone who does not believe in Barack Hussein Obama. 

"WITH HONOR AND DISTINCTION"

Gosh, I think Obama is going to give "Bergdahl the Deserter" a Medal of Honor. 

DESERTER

"A military hero who has served his country with honor and distinction."  ~ Susan E. Rice 

FLATULENCE

Washington D.C. smog problem. 

BAD SMELL

We're going to spend billions of dollars regulating power-plant emissions.  I'm sure this means arming several hundred EPA policemen with AR-15's and SUV's while... we're going to continue having hearings about the V.A. waiting list.  Be sure to stand up wind from this flatulence. 

ANN B. DAVIS

Who is going to polish the silver for the Brady Bunch now? Goodbye, Alice. 

SURVIVAL

Statistics show that those who legally carry a concealed handgun are far less likely to lose their lives to a madman on a shooting spree than that those who don't. 

SHEER TERROR

The feeling you get if you're in the room when someone says "No" to President Obama. 

OBAMA'S RESPONSE TO THE V.A. ATROCITY

Fire the whistle blowers.  To hell with the vets who are dying... fire the whistle blowers. 

THE REASON FOR THE SCANDALS

It was pointed out by one Democrat over the Memorial Day weekend that the only reason we have all of these White House scandals boiling over is that the economy is doing so well the Republicans can't complain about that anymore. 

(Sometimes, I wish our ship of state was a real ship, so we could make some of these boneheads walk the plank.) 

SUBPOENA

A worthless and useless document issued by Congress to the White House asking asking for testimony or documents related to an investigation or hearings; a reason for frivolity and glee. 

"MAD AS HELL"

ObamaSpeak for: "Who gives a rat's ass?"   

VETERAN

A worthless has-been member of the military who deserves no raises, no benefits and no medical care.  A reason to take off and celebrate a holiday. 

TERRORIST

Any member of a Tea Party. 

PELOSI'S ANSWER TO V.A. ISSUE

"Put all the vets under ObamaCare." 

Peeeeee Ewwwwww!

INVESTIGATE

That's ObamaSpeak for "delay, obfuscate and cover up." 

LIP SERVICE

How a President responds to  a V.A. healthcare scandal. 

OBAMA SAYS: "WE'RE GOING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT"

THE PERFECT CRIME

You can commit any crime you want and get away with it... if you're an illegal Mexican. 

B.O.

Barack Obama

HEY DUDE!

Your bad misdeeds may be old, but they are not forgotten. 

V.A. IS AN ANACRONYM FOR...

Vorgotten Americans. 

PONDER THIS

Why do we have to tolerate the bizarre leadership traits of our President simply because he's Black? 

THE REAL PROBLEM WITH DRONES

With all of these drones flying around, how can we spot real UFO's? 

WHAT'S REALLY WRONG WITH OUR GOVERNMENT

A government that is hell-bent on the regulation of cow flatulence can be up to no good. 

NEW NAME FOR SELECT COMMITTEE

Henceforth and hereafter, the House Select Committee on the Benghazi Investigation shall be known as...
The Trey Musketeers! 

SELECT COMMITTEE

Select Committee.  Hmmm.  Select.  Select.  Isn't that a brand of dog and cat food? 

RUTGERS

The national liberal underpinning of free speech. 

OBAMA IS IN DEEP DOO DOO

President Obama's approval ratings are so low -  now the Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States. 

MONICA LEWINSKY COMES CLEAN

Pardon the play on words. 

EFREM ZIMBALIST JR.

Who is going to run the F.B.I. now? 

WHY WE NEED THE KEYSTONE PIPELINE

ABOUT THOSE BENGHAZI WHITE HOUSE EMAILS...

Where's Rose Mary Woods when you need her? 

IF JEB BUSH WINS THE PRESIDENCY...

Do you suppose he'll blame Obama for the next five years?

DEMS ANSWER TO TEA PARTIES

Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Boxer, Feinstein, Biden and a dozen or so others are establishing a new organization to counter the Tea Parties.  They're going to call themselves "The Twit Party." 

"WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT BENGHAZI?"

That's the latest stance of the Obamacrats: "We should be talking about the economy and jobs instead."

Hmmm.  Just the other day, they were claiming the economy was better and unemployment was heading down.  So, why the big push to talk about the economy and jobs?  Hmmm?

HOW FAR DO I TRUST OBAMA?

About as far as my deceased ex-wife can throw him. 

IT'S MAY DAY

Time to grab the old hammer and sickle go for a march. 

OBAMA GETS HIS WISH

He's finally been able to fan the flames of racism in this country. 

FREE SPEECH ZONE

The new National Free Speech Zone has been established.  Located at the top of Mt. Rainier in Washington State, the 12' x 12' plot is the only official plot where Americans can say anything that is not politically correct.  According to White House spokesman Ahmad Rashid Yousef, Mt. Rainier will now be renamed Mount Obama and the road leading to the designated plot will be paved with broken promises and outright lies. 

STERLING'S RACIST REMARKS

Let's send in the BLM Storm Troopers to knock down his fence and slaughter his dogs.

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR

That Obama's Presidential Library is going to be built in Kenya... Is there? 

SMARTER THAN OBAMA

http://www.flixxy.com/this-crow-is-the-smartest-bird-you-have-ever-seen.htm

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH OBAMACARE...

That a repeal can't cure. 

ANGER MANAGEMENT

Did you ever get the feeling that Obama, Reid and Pelosi should take two or three courses in anger management? 

OBAMA'S NEW ECONOMIC POLICY

LEAVE OBAMACARE ALONE

OR ELSE!

YES, THE GOP IS RACIST

They let this president get away with anything he wants, just because he is black.