UNBELIEVABLE, BUT TRUE

Affidavits show that the I.R.S. technician who first inspected Lois Lerner's hard drive was totally and physically blind.  It's no wonder he/she couldn't find the emails.  (I don't know if it was Jonathan Gruber or not.) 

MONICA LEWINSKY

Pay attention to her travels... from the Oval Office carpet to a presidential portrait over a period of 16 years, while in the same blue dress. 

HISTORY LESSON

The odds are that Hillary Clinton's emails will mysteriously appear in a cardboard box discovered in an obscure White House closet.  The box will be labeled, "Rose Law Firm Books," and will contain file folders initialed by Vince Foster.  Hillary, of course, will deny knowing anything about it. 

FLAG DOWN

It appears that flying or displaying the American flag will soon be against the law everywhere, while flying the flag of Islam will be acceptable. 

PLEASE

The polls show that 64% of the country think we are headed in the wrong direction.  Would you please quit sitting on your butts taking polls and stand up to do something about it? 

IT USED TO BE

That the truth about Benghazi was hidden in Hillary Clinton's private email server. 

HIATUS

Due to a heart attack, I'm not able to keep my posts updated for a few days.  Look for me to come back online gradually on various blogs over the next week or so.  (March 11, 2015)

MILITARY GETTING DESPERATE?

Word has it that the Air Force is starting to resurrect B-52 bombers that have been in an Arizona boneyard since 2008.  The first B-52 went into service in... 1952, 63 years ago.  If things keep going the way they are with military funding, the B-25 may be making a comeback soon. 

THE GREAT ESCAPE

Word has it that Benjamin Netanyahu was able to fly out of the country with his skin intact. 

NEW NATIONA MONUMENT

A South Dakota Native American Tribe is rumored to be planning to carve a monument near the Crazy Horse Monument in honor of President Obama.  They wish to maintain the Native American theme and have, therefore, decided to call it the "Sitting Bullshit Monument." 

DIRTY, ROTTEN, LOW DOWN...

Wow, the Obamazombies sure jumped on Netanyahu's speech didn't they?  I'll bet Netanyahu wishes he could take back all of those nice things he said about them. 

OBAMA EMASCULATED?

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/02/20/strange-metal-balls-found-on-atlantic-ocean-floor/

OBAMA'S BIRTHPLACE DISCOVERED

http://news.yahoo.com/scientists-discover-black-hole-big-contradicts-growth-theory-182735953.html

OBAMA'S TRUE SECRET NOW REVEALED

LEONARD NIMOY

Give my regards to Scotty. 

THE LIST OF TELEVISION SHOWS BEING CANCELLED

Unfortunate;y does not include presidential press conferences. 

OBAMA'S TWO GREATEST FEARS

(1) Standing up for America and (2) backing up his words with actions. 

(That's my racist remark for the day. )

HOW TO QUICKLY DEFEAT I.S.I.S.; NO BOOTS

Send in the IRS, DOJ, NSA and EPA.  I.S.I.S. will dry up and blow away within the hour. 

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

In light of how things stand in the world today, is this not an ideal time to allow the Muslims to go ahead and build their Mosque at the site of the World Trade Center? 

HAVE YOU NOTICED?

How Hussein is quick to say that Americans need to be at peace with Muslims, but refuses to apply the word "Christian" when it comes to the 21 beheadings of Egyptians in Libya? 

PELOSI VISITS CUBA

I wonder what she looked like with a Cuban cigar in her mouth. 

HOLY WAR

The reaction of Hussein to the news that a federal Judge had the audacity to issue a temporary restraining order against his executive order for amnesty on the illegal alien matter. 

COMMUNITY BUILDING 101

The art of inviting "violent extremists" to lay down their arms,  sit down in your rose garden for a beer and a joint, and to start smiling at each other while you work unitedly toward the common goal of peace, togetherness, sunshine and happiness.  

NOW HIRING

McDonalds is now hiring for all shifts.  Start at $8.50 an hour.  Extremist, radical Islamic terrorists only; McDonalds will help you build your community. 

WELCOME TO THE UNDERCLASS

Illegals now have more rights, entitlements and" juice" in this country than you do. 

HILLARY'S CAMPAIGN SLOGAN

"When I meet the GOP candidate in the 2016 elections, it'll be another one of those Benghazi moments." 

I.S.I.S.

Obama thinks she was the Great Greek Goddess of Love. 

EXTREMIST

Anyone who believes in the fundamental values upon which this country was founded.   Anyone who believes in telling the truth, Christianity, ethics, guns, or obeying the Constitution.  Also referred to as "radical right-wing kooks."

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY THERE, BARACK

IF IT WERE NOT FOR OBAMA...

There would be no Friday the 13th. 

I WAS RIGHT ON TARGET AGAIN

As it turns out, those Muslim leaders that Obama met with in top secret last week were... from the Muslim Brotherhood.  And that, my friends, is the sole reason why Obama wanted to keep a lid on it. 

http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2015/02/07/the-muslim-brotherhood-comes-to-the-white-house/

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN INCOMPETENCE AND INCONTINENCE?

In the case of the White House, there is none. 

KERRY: I.S.I.S. IS ON THE RUN

The stupid 278-times winner of the Bronze Star hasn't figured out yet that they're headed in our direction.  And he's likely to run for President? 

CAN'T POST

CAN'T POST DUE TO POWER OUTAGE.  CHECK BACK TOMORROW. 

THE REASON OBAMA CAN'T SPEAK WITH MORAL CLARITY

He has none. 

LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT

If Guantanamo is for radical Muslims, why isn't Obama there? 

IMPUNITY

How the radical Islamic terrorists get away with what they are doing; they know there is nothing we are going to do about it. 

GLOBAL WARMING OBAMA'S FOREMOST PRIORITY

Evidently, things are not hot enough for him in the Middle East. 

BERGDAHL IS NOT A DESERTER

He's a "displaced recreant." 

OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD SCREAMING MATCH

Just about any program on FOX NEWS. 

TODAY'S BIG GAME

It should be evenly matched.  The Patriots won't be playing with deflated balls and the Hawks won't be playing with 12-man teams. 

DOPPELGANGER

They've discovered Earth's doppelganger.  Now THAT'S scary...  

SUPERBOWEL WEDNESDAY

The day Obama learned Netanyahu was coming to speak to Congress. 

DECISIONS, DECISIONS, DECISIONS

Would Obama prefer to behead Netanyahu or Boehner first? 

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR

That Francis Ford Coppola and Mario Puzo are holed up in a Reno hotel room writing "GODFATHER IV," a story about the Obama presidency. 

SNIT

It now seems that when Mitch McConnell tries to run the Senate the same way Harry Reid did, the Democrats have a complaint.  (Perhaps they would feel better about things if they could step outside and pee up a rope?)

PELOSI WILL HAVE TO MOVE OUT

Obama and the EPA want to eliminate cow flatulence. 

WHAT THE PATRIOTS AND OBAMA HAVE IN COMMON

They both have lots of balls. Obama's, however, are definitely not deflated.  

GUESS WHO OBJECTS TO BEING CALLED A DEMON?

DEAREST BARACK

I don't want to share our money with anyone.  I think we should keep every last dime for ourselves.  

Love, Michelle

AL SHARPTON

For President; Maxine Waters for Veep. 

STUPID JERKS

There are new Members of Congress who actually think this president has no authority to write the laws. 

THE CASE FOR CLOSING GITMO

They need a place to put all of the Obama Administration officials when his term is over. 

DISH DISH

It is interesting to note that Dish TV, having chased all of their Fox fans to DirecTV, is now expecting us to pay DirecTV a penalty and to go running back to Dish. 

OBAMA

COUNT DRACULA, REINCARNATED

BYE-BYE BLACKBERRY

Samsung is buying them out.  Now they'll known as Sungberries. 

APPEARANCES

The way Obama is going about doing things, it appears that his major objective is to piss off the Republicans.  He still wants to get even with their temerity in winning the midterms. 

EVOLUTION OF MANKIND

Man cannot live on bread alone; he also needs at least 16 gigabytes of RAM. 

FRANCE

Good enough to help our nation's birth; kind enough to give us the Statue of liberty; courageous enough to do our fighting against terrorists... But not good enough for our president to stand by its side in unity while the rest of the world shows up for the occasion. 

FOX NEWS TV

It looks to me like Fox News and Fox Business News have been Dished. 

REID TRIES TO EMMULATE OBAMA

He already has a black eye...

ROMNEY SAYS HE'S WEIGHING ANOTHER PRESIDENTIAL BID

Speaking about the 200-pound gorilla in the room....

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR...

That CNN's Headline News Network is going to be renamed the Robin Meade News Network. 

OBAMA IS A TERRORIST

The classic dictionary definition of "terrorist"includes: extremist, fanatic;

revolutionary, radical...

 

If that doesn't define Obama, what does?  

TYRANT

America's first Black president. 

UNVELIEVABLE REVELATION!

Obama says he is going to fight the Republican Congress!!!!  Holy Toledo, Maxine! 

CURIOSITY DISCOVERS MANUFACTURED BOX ON MARS

That's right, folks; there's a box-like object within view of the Mars rover Curiosity.  http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/12/29/some-in-space-community-notice-something-they-say-is-unusual-in-this-nasa-mars-rover-picture/

Due to its large size, speculation is growing that it contains Obama's lies. 

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR...

That Harry Reid is going to be doing ads for exercise machines. 

CHANGING OF THE GOURD

Obama's personal chef has quit his White House job.  Word is that he was tired of trying to find new and interesting ways to prepare crow for the president. 

HASN'T IT BEEN NICE AND QUIET?

Obama's been out of Washington for two whole weeks! 

SUGGESTIONS FOR THE NEW YEAR

NEWS YOU CAN USE

The Mayan Calendar ended December 21, 2012.  Therefore, Obama does not exist. 

BAD NEWS FOR 2015

I hear the Government Printing Office gave Obama six new pads of blank Executive Orders for Christmas. 

HACK, HACK, HACK

No, I don't have a bad cold and I'm not mowing my lawn.  I'm talking about Sony, North Korean Internet, X-Box, etc. Cyber wars are here, but don't worry; we won't have any boots on the ground.    

NOW COMES THE TOUGH PART

Going through three garbage pick-up cycles before you get rid of all the Christmas boxes, wrappings and decorations. 

MERRY CHRISTMS FROM THE ZINGER

PENNSYLVANIA'S CHRISTMAS GIFT TO OBAMA

One huge, big lump of coal. 

QUANDARY

North Korea denies it hacked Sony; F.B.I. says we have the evidence to prove they did.  The question is this: since both North Korea and the Obama Administration have extensive records of lying, who do you believe? 

SONY'S NEW MANTRA

We've got emails. 

IT ALL DEPENDS UPON YOUR POINT OF VIEW

AS OBAMA SEES HIMSELF

AS THE WORLD SEES OBAMA

OBAMA HAS RELATIONS WITH CUBA

I wonder what Michelle has to say about that...

WERE THE THREE WISE MEN REALLY...

The Three Bushes? 

WISH I COULD GET A JOB LIKE THAT

So, Jonathan Gruber got paid almost $6 million for writing ObamaCare, but he didn't write it? 

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?

Terrorists hijack out planes and run them into the Pentagon, World Trade Center and the ground in Shanksville and we don't have the right to ask questions and demand answers?  We can send drones out to kill them, but we can't put them in a room and ask questions or use water boarding to get answers?  

I  beg your pardon, Madam Feinstein, but just who do you think you're putting on?  

DUMB AND BLIND

Congressional leaders denying they ever had any knowledge of C.I.A. Enhanced Interrogation Techniques. 

PSYCHONEUROTIC

GOOD ONE

Excuse me, Ms. Feinstein, but if you don't believe in torture, why did you foist ObamaCare upon the American public? 

MAJOR DEADLINE

Obama has only two years to finish "fundamentally changing America."  Sleep well tonight. 

MARY LANDRIEU

Bye, bye now....

OBAMA'S EVERLASTING LEGACY

The very first anti-American president, Black or white.  

CONGRESSIONAL LUNCH

Fried Gruber sandwich. 

WHY OBAMA HAS ACID REFLUX

Every morning, he gets up and looks in the mirror. 

ANOTHER BOTCHED RESCUE ATTEMPT

Kind of reminds you of Jimmy Carter and Operation Eagle Claw, doesn't it? 

A ROLLING STONE

Gathers no news. 

OBAMA'S EQUALITY

Let the blacks burn down America and make the whites rebuild it. 

SANTA CLAUS CAME EARLY THIS YEAR

He gave 4 or 5 million illegal aliens legal status in the U.S. and "amnesty."  And just to show you how generous he is... he's going to let you pay for it. 

BENGHAZI

What about it? 

HANG THE DAMNED GRAND JURY

Get it over with!  Lynch them!  Burn the courthouse down! 

Let anarchy reign. 

OBAMA'S GENUINE BIRTH CERTIFICATE FINALLY SURFACES

INVASION OF ALIEN BEINGS

They come from the planet of Mexico.