BEST PLACE TO BE AN UNDERTAKER

Baltimore. 

FRENCH TONGUE

Thank God for the French.  They're now saying they will not... not... sign onto any nuclear deal with Iran that does not include site inspections.  Why does it take the French to inject some sanity into this farce? 

RINGLING BROTHERS RETIRING ELEPHANTS

So much for the Republicans.  Now if we can get the Robinson family to retire donkeys, we'll be in business. 

CONVENIENCE

How convenient it is for the Obama administration to lay the blame for defeat in Ramadi on the Iraqi army.  After all, Obama has yet to make a single mistake. 

IN THE POOR HOUSE

The Clintons are scrambling like crazy to make every dime they can before they have to take a drastic cut in pay at the White House.  Come on, be a sport and send them $100 today. 

OBAMA'S NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

Would someone PLEASE, grab it off the White House mantel and stick it up his posterior? 

"SLIGHT SETBACK"

Somehow, I think the residents of Ramadi have a different description of it.   

HANDY WITH A MACHETE?

You, too could get a job with in Saudi Arabian as an official Aexecutioner for those convicted of violating Shaia law.  Talent and experience a plus.  Degree in surgery preferred, but not required.  Gay blades need not apply.  Apply through Monster.com. 

ABOUT THAT BIKER RUMBLE IN WACO

I wonder if they were all wearing their helmets? 

OBAMA'S ANSWER TO "POLICE BRUTALITY"

Take away their equipment.

ONE BENEFIT OF DROUGHT

Think of all of the skeletons chained to concrete blocks they'll find at the bottoms of empty reservoirs. 

LAUGHING STOCK OF THE WORLD

ADDICTIVE BEHAVIOR

The I.R.S. says it knows it needs to stop targeting conservative groups. 

THE CONFERENCE OF THREE KINGS

So, two kings from the Middle East met with Obama at Camp David the other day....

B.S.

What in the world does a train traveling at more than twice the legal speed limit around a curve have to do with government spending on infrastructure? 

WASHINGTON D.C. MOVING AND STORAGE

Hoping Hillary wins so they can move the Clinton baggage back into the White House. 

MICHELLE'S LATEST SNIT

She's angry about being a Black woman, stuck in the White House. 

INVESTIGATE THE CLINTON FOUNDATION?

The I.R.S. has announced it will not investigate the Clinton Foundation because it has run out of funding. 

QUANDRY

I wonder of those Texas I.S.I.S. terrorists had concealed carry permits and had passed a gun safety course. 

HILLARY'S PRESIDENTIAL PORTRAIT

WHAT TO DO WITH THE KEYSTONE PIPELINE

Fill it with Keystone Beer. 

HOW TO SAVE CALIFORNIA WATER

Raise California taxes, force more people to move to Nevada and Oregon, and thereby reduce California's water needs. 

G.O.P. PRESIDENTIAL RACE

STUCK BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE

Democratic presidential nomination. 

HAPPY SINKO DE MAYO?

It's that time of the year again, the 5th of May... time for Cinco de Mayo. 

The question is, will America make it through the end of the month without sinking into the mayonnaise? 

THE PRESS GOD

They don't care about report the news and facts anymore; all they care about is making money.  Money is god. 

GUNS AND EARTHQUAKES

Guns are like earthquakes: they kill people and cause damage.  How come nobody wants to outlaw earthquakes? 

THUG

Poor, misunderstood, unemployed brick thrower and torch carrier.

IT'S A DOG'S WORLD

A dog in Abington, Scotland, caused a massive traffic jam because he was driving a tractor down the road.  I wonder if he'd consider running for president on the Democratic ticket...

NEED A RIDE?

If you're in Baltimore, don't take a police van. 

FINALLY... AN ATTORNEY GENERAL WITH AN APPROPRIATE NAME

Loretta Lynch. 

THIS COUNTRY DESERVES...

Michelle Obama for Vice President. 

OBAMA IN LOVE WITH HILLARY?

She's on his list of favorite people... big time.  It seems that ever since she started gearing up to run for president, the heat has been on her, not him. 

SHE IS A WOMAN

She has a lifetime history riddle with scandals and ethics charges.  She was in the center of the Benghazi Massacre coverup.  She hid her emails.  She's appears to be instrumental in the sale of American uranium resources to Russia... for personal and political gain.  The majority of American views her as being "untrustworthy."  

If she were to become president, it would be another eight years of lies and spins, just like the Obama regime.  

But... she's a woman. 

WHEN HILLARY CRASHES

Will the Democrats put up Al Sharpton next?

OBAMA SEZ

The world is a safer place because of him.  

I think I'm going to start drinking again.

OBAMA CAVES IN TO IRAN

UFO ACTIVITY PICKS UP NEAR BATTLE ZONES

An ex-Air Force intelligence officer is saying that U.F.O. activity has historically picked up in and around war zones.  Such a U.F.O. was recently spotted hovering over Iraq, while flying a banner reading "Book Your Bets Here." 

OBAMA TO STAR IN GAME SHOW?

Word has is that Barack Obama has signed a contract to head up a popular television game show after he leaves the White House.  The show?  Why, it's "LET'S MAKE A DEAL," of course. 

BUSH ON SOCIAL SECURITY

Jeb says the way to save Social Security is just to raise the retirement age for claiming benefits.  How about 100? 

IMPORTANT STOCK TIP

Former Rep. Michele Bachmann believes that President Barack Obama's nuclear deal with Iran and his opposition to Israel are going to bring on the Biblical End of Times and the Second Coming of Jesus,  plunging the U.S., and the world, into Armageddon.

Now's a good time to sell your stock in Google. 

DEMOCRATS PERPLEXED

On the one hand, they have Hillary.  On the other hand they have Obama's Iranian nuclear "deal."  Which one is worse? 

MESSAGE FOR BARACK

Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. ~ Thomas Jefferson

HAVE YOU NOTICED?

Dead fish and politicians smell alike. 

WHAT OBAMA THINKS

Great minds think like me. 

ABUSE OF POWER

It's okay to be ignorant in some areas, but Pelosi abuses the privilege. 

THINGS ARE GETTING TO BE TOUGH ALL OVER

I see that Holder has warned D.O.J. employees to quit screwing around with prostitutes.... Do you suppose that means they can't conduct business with Congress? 

RAND PAUL IS MEAN TO WOMEN

If you're going to start slinging THAT mantra, how about THIS one:

Barack Obama is mean to Americans 

HARRY REID IS BLIND IN ONE EYE

And can't see out of the other. 

RUSSIANS HACK WHITE HOUSE COMPUTER

All they got was a bunch of lies. 

WILL SHE RUN?

BORIS KARLOFF

FOR PRESIDENT

DOESN'T IT JUST WARM YOUR HEART?

When you realize that the same great minds of ObamaCare are the ones who invented this "deal" with Iran? 

EASTER TO BE BANNED?

Why does Congress take off for Easter vacation?  Why do banks close early on Good Friday?  

Is it true that these holidays are going to be replaced with Ramadan? 

SNAKES

When you get into bed with snakes, you are likely to get bitten.  Iran is a snake pit, and Obama is leading us into the pit... hook, line and sinker.  Is there a doctor in the house? 

PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF HONOR

Do you suppose Obama is going to give John Kerry the Presidential Medal of Honor for the excellent job he's been doing with Iran? 

MS. CLEAN

It seems to me that Hillary's server is cleaner than her rear end.  But, then again, her server is not in hot water, either. 

NEW VIDEO ABOUT BARACK OBAMA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3hY1eagq88#t=77

CHANGE

How do you Obamazombies like your "change" now? 

Sadly, this is no April Fool's joke. 

APRIL FOOL'S JOKE

John Kerry. 

P.O.T.U.S.

Piece Of Totally Useless Shit

GUESS WHO'S IN CHARGE AT THE WHITE HOUSE?

ABOUT THAT IRANIAN URANIUM

Let's just suppose that through some miracle Iran were to agree to halt its nuclear ambitions.  Now, just what do you think they would do with all of that enriched uranium... sell it to I.S.I.S. or Syria? 

WHY GEORGE WASHINGTON COULD NOT BE PRESIDENT TODAY

He believed in God. 

OBAMA'S BOTTLE OF BAD HOOCH

Obama says we need to take steps to ensure that the Middle East does not descend into chaos.  Oh, so it's not in chaos now? 

YEMEN

Yet another in the long string of Obama "successes" goes down in flames. 

THE POT HAS CALLED THE KETTLE BLACK

Hey there, Benjamin: How dare you say one thing and then do another!!!  ~ Barack

WHERE ARE THEY?

Where is that long, long list of cities to complain about being left out in the cold over the probable selection of a home in Hawaii for Obama's post-presidency residence?  And, is it true that a growing list of refugees from the island is planning on moving to the mainland if Obama follows through and makes that move?  

THE GAY SERVER

Hillary's server must be gay.  That's why she keeps it in her private closet. 

GLOBAL WARMING REDUX

Since Hillary's butt is firmly implanted in pickle juice, Al Gore is thinking about running for the presidency again.  Bush vs Gore? 

UNBELIEVABLE, BUT TRUE

Affidavits show that the I.R.S. technician who first inspected Lois Lerner's hard drive was totally and physically blind.  It's no wonder he/she couldn't find the emails.  (I don't know if it was Jonathan Gruber or not.) 

MONICA LEWINSKY

Pay attention to her travels... from the Oval Office carpet to a presidential portrait over a period of 16 years, while in the same blue dress. 

HISTORY LESSON

The odds are that Hillary Clinton's emails will mysteriously appear in a cardboard box discovered in an obscure White House closet.  The box will be labeled, "Rose Law Firm Books," and will contain file folders initialed by Vince Foster.  Hillary, of course, will deny knowing anything about it. 

FLAG DOWN

It appears that flying or displaying the American flag will soon be against the law everywhere, while flying the flag of Islam will be acceptable. 

PLEASE

The polls show that 64% of the country think we are headed in the wrong direction.  Would you please quit sitting on your butts taking polls and stand up to do something about it? 

IT USED TO BE

That the truth about Benghazi was hidden in Hillary Clinton's private email server. 

HIATUS

Due to a heart attack, I'm not able to keep my posts updated for a few days.  Look for me to come back online gradually on various blogs over the next week or so.  (March 11, 2015)

MILITARY GETTING DESPERATE?

Word has it that the Air Force is starting to resurrect B-52 bombers that have been in an Arizona boneyard since 2008.  The first B-52 went into service in... 1952, 63 years ago.  If things keep going the way they are with military funding, the B-25 may be making a comeback soon. 

THE GREAT ESCAPE

Word has it that Benjamin Netanyahu was able to fly out of the country with his skin intact. 

NEW NATIONA MONUMENT

A South Dakota Native American Tribe is rumored to be planning to carve a monument near the Crazy Horse Monument in honor of President Obama.  They wish to maintain the Native American theme and have, therefore, decided to call it the "Sitting Bullshit Monument." 

DIRTY, ROTTEN, LOW DOWN...

Wow, the Obamazombies sure jumped on Netanyahu's speech didn't they?  I'll bet Netanyahu wishes he could take back all of those nice things he said about them. 

OBAMA EMASCULATED?

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/02/20/strange-metal-balls-found-on-atlantic-ocean-floor/

OBAMA'S BIRTHPLACE DISCOVERED

http://news.yahoo.com/scientists-discover-black-hole-big-contradicts-growth-theory-182735953.html

OBAMA'S TRUE SECRET NOW REVEALED

LEONARD NIMOY

Give my regards to Scotty. 

THE LIST OF TELEVISION SHOWS BEING CANCELLED

Unfortunate;y does not include presidential press conferences. 

OBAMA'S TWO GREATEST FEARS

(1) Standing up for America and (2) backing up his words with actions. 

(That's my racist remark for the day. )

HOW TO QUICKLY DEFEAT I.S.I.S.; NO BOOTS

Send in the IRS, DOJ, NSA and EPA.  I.S.I.S. will dry up and blow away within the hour. 

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

In light of how things stand in the world today, is this not an ideal time to allow the Muslims to go ahead and build their Mosque at the site of the World Trade Center? 

HAVE YOU NOTICED?

How Hussein is quick to say that Americans need to be at peace with Muslims, but refuses to apply the word "Christian" when it comes to the 21 beheadings of Egyptians in Libya? 

PELOSI VISITS CUBA

I wonder what she looked like with a Cuban cigar in her mouth. 

HOLY WAR

The reaction of Hussein to the news that a federal Judge had the audacity to issue a temporary restraining order against his executive order for amnesty on the illegal alien matter. 

COMMUNITY BUILDING 101

The art of inviting "violent extremists" to lay down their arms,  sit down in your rose garden for a beer and a joint, and to start smiling at each other while you work unitedly toward the common goal of peace, togetherness, sunshine and happiness.  

NOW HIRING

McDonalds is now hiring for all shifts.  Start at $8.50 an hour.  Extremist, radical Islamic terrorists only; McDonalds will help you build your community. 

WELCOME TO THE UNDERCLASS

Illegals now have more rights, entitlements and" juice" in this country than you do. 

HILLARY'S CAMPAIGN SLOGAN

"When I meet the GOP candidate in the 2016 elections, it'll be another one of those Benghazi moments." 

I.S.I.S.

Obama thinks she was the Great Greek Goddess of Love. 

EXTREMIST

Anyone who believes in the fundamental values upon which this country was founded.   Anyone who believes in telling the truth, Christianity, ethics, guns, or obeying the Constitution.  Also referred to as "radical right-wing kooks."

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY THERE, BARACK

IF IT WERE NOT FOR OBAMA...

There would be no Friday the 13th.