ANTHONY WEINER FOR PRESIDENT

Yeah... why not just replace one hot dog with another? 

POISONOUS SNAKE ON THE LOOSE

King Cobra

EMAIL SOLUTION

WEEKEND BBQ

The word is that the Iranians are celebrating our Labor Day Weekend by barbecuing Ribs Obama and serving Kerry Potato Salad.  

See you Tuesday.  

WORD HAS IT

That the Washington Monument shall henceforth be known as the Obama Monument. 

I WIN

IRAN HAS ITS NUKES AND 

FREEDOM HAS ONE MORE NAIL IN ITS COFFIN

UP YOURS, AMERICA

UNEMPLOYMENT

Al Sharpton. 

OBNOXIOUS BOOR

Jorge Ramos. 

IF THE ELECTION WERE HELD TODAY...

CLINTON WINS!

 

IT'S OBVIOUS

Hillary has her story about the emails, and rational Americans have theirs. 

CAN DONALD TRUMP WIN?

Donald who?  

TECHNOLOGY IS SO GREAT

Now you catch watch on your cell phone or tablet from the luxury of your hotel room in the Bahamas as the burglars ransack your house.  

TWISTING, TWISTING SLOWLY IN THE WIND

JOE BIDEN FOR PRESIDENT

SUSHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hunter Biden, Joe Biden's son, has his name on the Ashley Madison roll of promiscuous clients. 

IS HILLARY A CROOK?

That depends on what your definition of "is" is. 

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR...

That Michelle Obama's name is on the Ashley Madison client list... is there?   

HOW EMBARASSING

So, the aliens landed in Washington, D.C. and said, "Take me to your leader." 

HILLARY'S FAMOUSLAST WORDS?

"Just send me an Email." 

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU HEARD THIS LINE?

For five years, those damned Republicans have all been campaigning on the solid promise, "I'm going to real ObamaCare."  

SO BILL AND BARRY PLAYED GOLF

Bill shot a 56 for 16 under par and Barry shot a 57 for 15 under.  Barry would have shot a 55, but the eraser fell off his pencil.  They both would have scored higher, but the battery fell out of the calculator. 

QUESTION OF THE DAY

Why aren't all Senators named Flake? 

INTERESTING STATISTIC

21.7% of politicians do not live in zoos. 

I'VE DECIDED WHO I'M VOTING FOR

Barack Hussein Obama as ex-president. 

I WONDER

If EPA ever has read their own Clean Water Act?  
 

EMAILS?

WHAT Emails? 

QUESTION OF THE WEEK

What do you think the odds are that Donald Trump will help fund Rick Perry's campaign? 

HE WAS A GOOD SPORT

So long to Frank Gifford.  
 

THE MOST COSTLY COMMODITY ON EARTH

I used to think air was free... until I bought a box of cereal.  
 

GOOD MORNING

YOU DON'T QUALIFY?

As of Monday, the Department of Labor, Office of Federal Contract Compliance Programs now offers forms for filing complaints about discrimination in Spanish, Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese and French.  Evidently, if you speak English you cannot complain. 

PLAYING WITH THEIR "P.P."

The left-wing, unethical and immoral ogres are so busy playing with their coveted Planned Parenthood that they fail to see the underlying moral depravity of their positions. 

AND THE WINNER IS

FOX, laughing all of the way to the bank. 

MY QUESTION FOR THE DEBATES

If you can't handle Trump, how are you going to handle Putin? 

IRAN GOES TO HELL

There was a heat index of 164 the other day in Iran.  

BROTHERLY LOVE

Obama's Kenyan half-brother, Malik, says Barack is not an honest man. 

CLINTON DOCUMENT DUMP

Smells worse than the ladies room after a night of beans and beer...

DONALD TRUMP'S NEW CAMPAIGN SONG

"Trump, Trump, Trump, the Boys are Marching....."

BOWE BERGDAHL

He's certainly gone to pot...

MY VIEW OF OBAMA'S IRANIAN "DEAL"

DEPRAVED

Planned Parenthood
 

BALLS

What Hillary Clinton and Tom Brady have in common. 

IRAN'S NEW AYATOLLAH

JOHN KERRY WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY

As being the Aaron Burr of his time. 

SANCTUARY CITIES

So, why don't they have sanctuary cities for those who are sick and tired of paying taxes to a corrupt government? 

OBAMA CAN'T EAT

He gave the White House kitchen sink to Iran. 

THE MORE I SEE OF DONALD TRUMP

The more I can hardly wait for him to take on Hillary Clinton. 

 

AMERICAN MARXIST TRAITORS

SO TRUMP SEX TO GRAHAM

I've got YOUR number!!!
 

BYE, BYE BARACK

Two million pounds of chicken have been recalled. 

MCCAIN ASKED FOR IT...

And he got it. 

DINOSAUR EGGS FOUND IN JAPAN

Genetic connection to Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid?

GUN FREE ZONE

Four more wasted lives because some bureaucratic idiot had to be politically correct. 

PRESIDENTIAL BLACKMAIL

If Americans don't agree to my "deal," then that means we have to go to war. 

HILLARY'S NEW CAMPAIGN SLOGAN

BYE, BYE BENGHAZI

CLINTON'S NEW ECONOMIC PLAN...

To spend your last dollar. 

IF WE DON'T REALLY WANT TO WIN...

Who in their right minds wants to fight on OUR side? 

BEND OVER ON THE FREEWAY

We're about to have an Iranian nuclear deal.  
 

OMAR SHARIF

A great actor who brought Dr. Zhivago to life. 

BYE, BYE NOW

Dukes of Hazard

KATE STEINLE

R.I.P.

WHEN IN THE SAM HELL ARE WE GOING TO CLOSE THE DAMNED BORDER?????

 

SPEAKING OF RACISM

WHY DON'T WE GET RID OF THIS FLAG? 

AW, SHUCKS

Obama is frustrated that people don't remember his many fine accomplishments and that they are calling him an idiot.  

QUESTION

An illegal alien, deported five times and convicted of seven felonies, shoots and kills an attractive 31-year-old woman n San Francisco.  It is illegal for a felon to own, carry or possess a firearm.  

Attention anti-gunners: criminals don't give a damn about what the law says.  So, why do you insist on writing yourselves into a corner?  It seems to me that, had you been doing your jobs, the alien would have already been in jail, where he belongs. 

HEAVYWEIGHT

THE 4TH

UNHAPPY 4TH OF JULY

WALMART: GUESS WHAT?

They may be starting their employees at $15.00 an hour, but you sure get to be the one to pay for it.  

Oh boy!  Do you EVER get to pay for it!!!

Time to examine options? 

IT'S JULY 1ST

Aren't you glad the Iranians have agreed not to build a nuclear bomb? 

COLORED FOLKS

NOW THAT THEY'VE SHOVED OBAMACARE AND GAY MARRIAGE DOWN OUR THROATS, GUESS WHAT'S NEXT?

GUN CONTROL. 

THAT NASTY, UGLY "N" WORD

Nincompoop! 

IRRELEVANT

Everybody in America, with the exception of Obama and the Supreme Court. 

JUST ASKIN'

Justice Scalia alludes to yesterday's Supreme Court ruling on ObamaCare as being "applesauce."  

Does applesauce smell like horse shit?  

FREEDOM TOWERS

Maybe, if we throw in the title to New York's Freedom Towers, just maybe the Iranians might then sign this "deal?"  Better yet, why not throw in Benjamin Netanyahu? 

NEW TAX

As if there weren't enough taxes in this country... now they're talking about a "flat" tax?  If you get a flat, you get taxed? 

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE DEFINITION OF

I.S.I.S. is? 

TRANS

The government and the media have decided that being trans-sexual is good for you and being trans-racial is okay, too.  

So, what's the problem with trans-fat?  And, would trans-thin be just as bad?  

PRIME T-BONE STEAK, $4.99 PER POUND!!!

With meat, $25.00 extra. 

CLINTON PRISON

Talking about Bill and Hillary, missing emails and the Clinton Foundation... Do you suppose they have a presidential suite at New York's Clinton Prison?  

Just sayin'......

KIRK KERKORIAN

One of the men who built today's Las Vegas, Western Airlines, MGM, Chrysler... a true visionary.  Now, he's on to the next roll of the dice.

TRANS WHAT?

   Not only am I transracial, I'm also transmammal.  

         I'm Black and I'm a baboon. 

JUST WHO IS SIDNEY BLUMENTHAL?

WHAT?  Me worry? 

BACK TO THE RACE ISSUE

So, a white is in charge of the NAACP in Spokane?  If they didn't hire her, wouldn't that be discrimination? 

OBAMA'S SWAN SONG?

Well, Obama went up to the Hill and pleaded with fellow Democrats to support his Trade Bill last week.  They responded by handing him his head on a platter.  Ewwww! 

BILL PREVENTS UNDERAGE ALCOHOL OVERDOSE

Maine is enacting a law that will not only make it illegal for kids to overdose on alcohol, but will also create a whistle-blower's protection if another youth reports that his buddy has had too much to drink.  Now, that begs the question: If it is illegal for a minor to drink an alcoholic beverage in the first place, how is it then possible that he or she could have an alcoholic overdose? 

These idiots who dream these laws up are the same imbeciles who postulate that if you make guns illegal, then criminals won't use guns. 

WASHINGTON D.C.

America's REAL Jurassic Park. 

QUESTION FOR LEGAL BEAGLES

If you're a man named Bruce and you get sued because of a traffic accident, and then you change your sex to female and your name to Caitlyn, what happens to the lawsuit?  Is it now a law dress?  Does the plaintiff have to start all over from scratch?  Can the defendant use hormonal problems as a defense?  Inquiring minds want to know. 

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA'S NEW BOOK

"1,001 WAYS TO DESTROY AMERICA"  

DARK HORSE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE

A REAL LEADER, WITH GOOD OLD HORSE SENSE

REPUBLICAN HOPEFULS POSE FOR MUG SHOT

REAL UNEMPLOYMENT

There are 320 million people in the United States.  92 million of them are not in the work force.  What is the real and effective rate of unemployment?  

a. 10.6%
b. 5.5%
c. 28.8%
d. 16.0%

AMERICAN PHAROAH

Damn!  I guess now, we're going to have to build a pyramid. 

OH, PLEASE!

The private sector added 201,000 jobs in May, more than the 200,000 jobs Wall Street expected for the month, according to payroll processor ADP. 

Well, break out the champagne and lobster!  "More than the 200,000 jobs Wall Street expected?"  Holy Baltimore!

THAT VAST, RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY

HILLARY'S EMAILS

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA: THE PRINCE OF PEACHY KEEN

IF IT WASN'T FOR HIM, AMERICA WOULD BE

IN A WORLD OF HURT

YES SIREE...

ANOTHER BIG GUNFIGHT AT THE O.K.CORRAL

It appears that the Republicans are about to let themselves become Bushwhacked... again. 

ONLY 33 MORE TO GO

With Lindsay Graham becoming the ninth GOP presidential candidate, there are only 33 more to go... and the entire membership of the Republican Party will be running for president. 

JOHN KERRY, BAD ACTOR

He sure knows how to break a leg, all right...

MR & MRS BRUCE JENNER

Well, if he goes through with the sex change operation and becomes female,  can't he marry herself and become... Mr. & Mrs. Bruce Jenner? 

BYE-BYE IRAQ

Obama says the fight against ISIS is in totally in Iraqi hands.