SNOW WHITE

AS INNOCENT AND PURE

AS THE FRESHLY FALLEN SNOW

Just ask James Comey

EINSTEIN'S THEORY OF CLINTON VOTERS

SHE'S JUST ONE OF US

WHAT ABOUT THOSE 3:00 AM PHONE CALLS?

Hillary's not talking about them the same way she did in her last election.  

Maybe Benghazi had something to do with that?  
 

GETTING EVEN

Now that I've won, all of you Bernie Sanders

 supporters can kiss my ass. 

AMERICA'S ILLUSTRIOUS PRESS AND MEDIA

If Donald Trump dropped a breadcrumb in an empty field, they'd claim that he'd dropped a nuclear weapon on the Mexicans.    

If Hillary Clinton, on the other hand, let go with a horrible and obnoxious fart in a crowded elevator they'd be congratulating her on her choice of perfume.  

HILLARY PLANS HER MOVE INTO THE WHITE HOUSE

D.N.C.

Isn't that some type of medical procedure? 
 

HILLARY'S PICK FOR VICE PRESIDENT

BYE BYE, NOW

IT WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME...

If Cruz endorses Clinton.  

WATCH OUT FOR HILLARY CLINTON

She plans to raise Kaine....

ROGER AILES

Bye, bye now.  
 

TED CRUZ' FAMILY PORTRAIT

GARRY MARSHALL

May you have plenty of pretty women and happy days forever. 

AFGHAN REFUGEE ATTACKS TRAIN TRAVELERS WITH AXE

An Afghan refugee, shouting "Allahu Akbar," attacked train-goers in Germany with an axe, injuring four.  

Axes are to blame.  Ban all axes.  

MEET MIKE PENCE

And his brother Sus....
 

IF POLYGAMY IS ILLEGAL IN THE UNITED STATES...

How can Muslims be receiving food stamps and welfare when they have four wives?  
 

YES, TRUMP HAS PLENTY OF MONEY

I sent him $50 as a contribution to his campaign.  Since then, he has spent $55.44 in mail trying to get me to donate more...

 

RUTH BADER GINSBERG (VER 2)

Fang 

TRUST ME

Given Hillary's track record with the Clinton Foundation and our national secrets, would you deposit your paycheck in a bank owned by her?  

Then, why would you trust her with being in charge of the U.S. Treasury? 

RUTH BADER GINSBERG

Not on Trump's short list for the VP slot...

OBAMA'S NEW JOB

Anyone who thinks Obama is going to fade off into the sunset like a bad fart after he leaves office has another thing coming... Hillary is going to name him to the Supreme Court. 

SO WHAT IF HILLARY LIED TO CONGRESS?

They're jot going to do anything about it, anyway.  

REFLECTIONS

If Obama and Clinton want to know the real causes of lawlessness in our country, they should go and look in mirrors.  When is the last time either one of them obeyed  a law?  

THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!

Donald Trump is coming!  God forbid some of those jackassess in Washington might have to straighten up their acts!!!

OBAMA SPEWS FORTH AGAIN

Black cops get killed in Falcon Heights, Minnesota and Baton Rouge, Louisiana and Obama blames all cops for being racist.  A Black, evidently a nutcase, kills five cops in Dallas and Obama blames guns.  

ABOUT THOSE WORDS

It is interesting to note that, in the conversation of the day, the words "intent," "gross," "negligence" and "law" are abundantly used, but the words "ethics" and "honorable" are ominously missing.  

NO MORE BREASTS

We can no longer discuss the subject of breasts.  The periodical Pediatrics reports: "It may be 'natural' to breastfeed, concludes the treatise, but the authors warn against use of the term by government officials or doctors because it might inadvertently support biologically deterministic arguments about the roles of men and women in the family, for example, that women should be the primary caretakers of children."

Pretty soon, they'll be removing all sex organs at birth so we can all be politically correct sexless zombies.  

 

I WONDER...

If the condescending, elitist, establishment politicians have even the slightest idea of how ticked off the American public is at them? 

I DON'T KNOW WHICH TO FEAR MORE...

A massive terrorist attack in one of our major cities or

Hillary Clinton in the White House. 

A NEW INDEPENDENCE DAY IS COMING

This one will be on November 8, 2016.  

 

ATTENTION ALL POLITICIANS

We, the people, are angry, and we're going to do something about it.  

 

BRITAIN'S NEW PRIME MINISTER?

BLUEBIRDS OF HAPPINESS

HOW TO DEAL WITH TRUMP

Let's invalidate all primary votes.  
 

DAVID CAMERON

Bye-bye now.  The international revolution of the people has begun. 

WAH!

Obama Calls Supreme Court Immigration Decision 'Heartbreaking'

ANGER MANAGEMENT 101

Obama has so much anger, hatred and contempt... his hemorrhoids must be killing him.  

CENSORSHIP

Political correctness.

OBAMA'S EPITAPH

It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame. 

OBAMA THE SICKO

So, if Obama succeeds in taking away all of the so-called "assault" rifles from all of the law-abiding citizens in the country, only the bad guys will still have them.  Then what?  

Remember: these words come from the same jackass who told us that ObamaCare would reduce annual insurance premiums by $2,500 per family.  

CALLING A SPADE A SPADE

When in comes to terrorism, it's the MUSLIMS who are the problem... NOT the gun owners of America.  

BARACK OBAMA: THE EPITOME OF COWARDICE

He would rather try to beat the peace-loving gun owners of America into submission as opposed to fighting deadly Islamic terrorism.  

HOW OBAMA IS GOING TO DEFEAT TERRORISM

HE'S GOING TO GET YOUR GUNS

OBAMA PROVES ONCE AND FOR ALL: HE HAS NO COMMON SENSE

“The notion that the answer to this tragedy would be to make sure that more people in a nightclub are similarly armed to the killer, defies common sense,” he said. 

To the contrary, Barry: Orlando proves the point that if you take away our guns, we're going to get shot.  

OBAMA IS SOOOO ANGRY AT US

BECAUSE WE HAVE THE

AUDACITY 

TO CALL HIM OUT

FOR WHAT HE IS

 

AND NOW, MEET DONALD TRUMP'S RUNNING MATE

AFTER ALL OF HIS HORSE MANURE...

If Mitt Romney is so omnipotent, why doesn't he go ahead and run for president on an independent ticket and let's see how many votes he gets.  

OUR NEW NATIONAL PARIAH

EMAIL

Not Hillary's favorite word.  

EXPERT OBFUSCATION

The requirement to be employed in any capacity by the Obama administration.  

AND NOW, MEET HILLARY'S RUNNING MATE

EVERY MORNING, MICHELLE WAKES UP

And bellyaches about living in a house built by slaves. 

Evidently, she'd prefer to live in a hut?  

CLINTON'S TROUBLED WATERS AHEAD

Starting off with Whitewater?

AMERICA'S BIGGEST GLITCH

Barack Hussein Obama.  
 

CASSIUS CLAY ~ MUHHAMAD ALI

Never will a butterfly float or a bee sting again.  

WHY?

Given Hillary Clinton's notorious and nefarious past, why are we even considering her as a potential candidate for the presidency?  Haven't we learned our lesson yet?  I mean, we're really reaching for the very bottom of the barrel.  

CHERYL MILLS IS SOOO DUMB....

189 times, while giving testimony in a Judicial Watch deposition on the Clinton Email scandal, Mills either did not know or could no recall the answers to questions.  

And Hillary pays the stupid woman?  
 

QUESTION OF THE CENTURY

Who in hell is David French? 

INDIGNANT

How the press feels after Trump had the guts to lambast them for being the snakes that they are.  

SO OBAMA'S STAYING IN WASHINGTON AFTER HE LEAVES OFFICE?

Word is he's going to organize a Mosque for all of his former White House staffers...
 

RYAN BACKS CLINTON

Well, he hasn't said so yet.  But, he hasn't endorsed Trump or Sanders, so who do you think he's backing? 

ON THIS MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND...

WHERE WOULD YOU RATHER STAND IN LINE?

• The V.A. appointment line
• The T.S.A. Airport security check
• The Disneyland ticket line
• The transgender restroom line  
•  

VINCE FOSTER CREATED SUICIDE HISTORY

He shot himself twice; both bullets would have been fatal.  Now, figure that one out. 

WAITING FOR V.A. APPOINTMENT IS LIKE STANDING IN LINE AT DISNEYLAND

Either way, when you finally do get in, you're likely to meet up with a quack quack.  

BUSH IS NO LONGER TO BLAME

Have you noticed that Obama has finally stopped blaming Bush?  

Now, he's blaming Trump. 

HILLARY SAY'S SHE DOESN'T WANT A POLITICIAN FOR VICE PRESIDENT

I guess that lets Michael Bloomberg off the hook...
 

OBAMA'S HAVING A SERIOUS PROBLEM

Commonly referred to as a"gender identity crisis."

IF YOU REALLY DON'T LIKE TRANSGENDER RESTROOMS...

Why aren't you standing on the White House lawn screaming out your displeasure?  

HOLD YOUR NOSE!!!

Bernie Sanders is having a movement!!!

HILLARY KNOWS HOW TO CREATE JOBS

Lawyers, investigators, influence peddlers, spinners... yep, she knows how to create jobs.  

ISLAMOPHOBIA IS ACCELERATING GLOBAL WARMING

Trust the Aussies to get at the facts.  Since people get hot under the collar when talking about Islam, Islamophobia is contributing to global warming.  So, cool down and quit being so mean. 
 

SO, YOU WANT THIS "LADY" TO BE YOUR PRESIDENT?

http://www.wnd.com/2016/05/hillary-horror-get-those-f-ing-retards-out-of-here/
 

TAKE YOUR $15 AN HOUR AND...

Get replaced by a robot.  
 

I WONDER IF

There's a transgender bathroom in the Oval Office?  
 

YOU WILL DO AS WE COMMAND

You will allow boys who identify themselves as being girls or transexuals into girl restrooms and vice versa.  There will be no exceptions.  If you refuse or do not comply, you will have your fingernails and toenails removed and you will have your guns confiscated because you are obviously mentally unstable.  Now, suck it up and do as you're told.   SWAT teams are standing by... Barack 

SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HILLARY

It's Friday the 13th. 

 

ABOUT THAT INFAMOUS CLINTON FOUNDATION

We hear that foundation records of donations and donation amounts don't necessarily agree with the information provided by many donors.  Now, I wonder why that would be?  
 

CRUZ MAY RESTART CAMPAIGN

Maybe this time he'll choose Jeb Bush to be his running mate?  

Lunacy rules the day. 

VOTE FOR HILLARY

PISS ON BENGHAZI!!!

ABOUT THAT TERRIFIC IRANIAN NUCLEAR "DEAL"

"Iran threatens to cut off U.S. access to the Strait of Hormuz."  
 

THE BUSHES HAVE DECIDED

Jeb no longer needs a political career. 
 

EARTHQUAKE

What happened at Mitt Romney's and Paul Ryan's houses when Trump became the "presumptive nominee."  
 

BUSHES WILL NOT ENDORSE TRUMP

Thank God.  

CRUZ' NEXT MOVE

Moving back to Canada to live in his parents' basement.

 

CRUZ SPEAKS

"Trump is a dirty, rotten son-of-a-bitch bit, if offered, I will gladly accept Donald Trump's nomination to be his Vice President."  

POLITICAL LUNACY

Taking a Cruz to the edge of the world. 

A SOLUTION TO THE RESTROOM PROBLEM

I don't know what the issue is.  Why don't they simply tear down all restroom walls and make them all out in the open where everybody can see whatever they want?  No stalls, no walls.  
 

IT'S A RIOT!

Now that it looks as if Trump may well win the presidency, the left-wing Democrats are doing what they always do when they're out-gunned and out-voted: screaming, jumping up and down and rioting.  

TO HELL WITH JOHN WAYNE

He was an outspoken American who believed strongly in the foundations of liberty which made this country great.  

But, as the Democrats have recently discovered, he was politically incorrect.  He was a racist.  He was a bigot.  What's worse, he was a Republican

To hell with him.  

BYE, BYE NOW

Who needs TARGET?  

DEMOCRAT VOTE PLUMMETS

The number of Democrats turning out to vote in the primaries is down 20% versus 2008.  

Considering their choices, I'm surprised it's not down more than that.  

TRUMP, CRUZ AND KASICH

OBAMA DETERMINED TO WIN

He's sending 250 more troops to Syria to help fight I.S.I.S.  Those 35,000 - 40,000 I.S.I.S. combatants are literally shuddering in their boots. 

OBAMA THE TRAVELER

Since Barack is incapable of running our country, he decided to head for Great Britain and tell them how to run theirs.  

 

THE "NEW" DEMOCRATS

Convicted felons. 

TRANSPARENCY

Meaningless word used by politicians to make you sit down and shut up. 

PRINCE DIED

And the whole world stood still.