JANET RENO

Good riddance. 

THE LEFT

The radical left in this country now has the unmitigated gall to protest and to demand that we apologize for electing Donald J. Trump to the White House?
 

BAD NEWS

The 2020 election cycle starts today.  

UNBELIEVABLE STRUGGLE IN THE VOTING BOOTH

It was all I could do to keep from writing in Alfred E. Neuman.  

TODAY

VOTE!

Failure to do so may literally be hazardous to your health care!

HILLARY'S DIRTY UNDERWEAR

SORRY...

THIS IMAGE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE!  

 

HILLARY WANTS YOUR VOTE

NEXT SUPREME COURT JUSTICE?

 

HILLARY SAYS...

Hillary says Trump doesn't see women as full human beings.  

You're absolutely correct, Hillary; in your case, we don't.  

 

ATTACK OF THE SLIMEBALL

GOT SOME SPARE CHANGE?

Evidently you haven't received your now ObamaCare bill yet...

HILLARY, MY DEAREST...

Just WHO is deplorable NOW?  

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

ATTACK OF THE SLIME

OKAY ROMNEY, RYAN AND KRISTOL

WHO IN THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO VOTE FOR NOW?  
 

AN INTERESTING NOTE

Way back when, when Bill Clinton was under fire for forcing sex on various women, Hillary was quick to defend him, saying that his sexual exploits had nothing to do with his qualifications to be president.  Now, when she's seeking the presidency, she hollers that Donald Trump can't even look at another woman and be fit for office.  

Come on Hillary, you can't have it both ways.  Either divorce Bill or shut up about Donald.  

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?

FOUR MORE YEARS!

HELL HATH NO FURY

Like a Clinton scorned. 
 

SODOM AND GOMORRAH

Little Rock and Chappaqua
 

WHY HILLARY CAN LIE ALL SHE WANTS

Nobody's listening. 

HILLARY'S OUTFIT

The white outfit Hillary wore at the debates the other night was symbolic of her virginity.  

HILLARY'S NOT A RACIST

She owns a Blackberry.  

HILLARY HAS THE CRABS

She crabs at Secret Service agents, she crabs at Republicans, she crabs at Trump, she crabs at Americans...

HILLARY R. CLINTON'S MIDDLE NAME

Revenge

ANOTHER SUBJECT WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT

"Yeah, I got him off.  So what?  Who cares?  We got the evidence thrown out, so he walked. (Laughing) I mean, sure... we knew he did it.  (Laughing) but it didn't matter." ~ Hillary Clinton, talking about getting a child rapist off Scott free in 1982. 

OBAMA GETS TOUGH

Barack Hussein issued an ultimatum the other day, warning The Donald that he'd better not dare to say anything... anything... bad about Michelle, or else there'll be hell to pay. 

I can just see it now... get out the red paint... Obama's going to draw a yuuuge red line around Trump Tower. Yes, siree Bob.  Maybe he'll order an I.R.S. audit.  Or, he could sick James Comey and Loretta Lynch on Trump.  Come on, Barack... your wife's a frump!  Whaddya really going to do about it?  Huh?  
 

HILLARY'S LATEST FARCE

She never admits to, explains or defends her many misdeeds.  Instead, she claims that they can't count against her because the Russians hacked her.  Gosh, just the other day, she swore up and down that her server was safe because the Russians never hacked her.  

"I DO NOT RECALL"

BERNIE GOT BURNED

SNIT

What Paul Ryan does for lunch.  

HILLARY'S BIGGEST FAN

INTEGRITY

Not one of Hillary's strong suits.  

THE DAY NATIVE AMERICANS DESPISE

Happy Columbus Day. 

THE NEW AMERICAN MORALITY

It's not okay for a presidential candidate 11 years ago to have used some locker room language in bragging about sexual exploits during a private conversation, supposedly unrecorded.  But it IS okay for a presidential candidate to conspire with the president, the attorney general, the director of the F.B.I., foreign governments and illegal contributors to cover up the facts about totally illegal and treasonable things.  

OBAMA, CLINTON, COMEY, LYNCH, KERRY, FBI

One big Washington cesspool of raw corruption sewage.  
 

BLACK HOLE

That dark spot way out in the middle of the universe where all of Hillary Clinton's emails go. 

LOUD-MOUTHED, RUDE, OBNOXIOUS TWIT

Tim Kaine, in the Tuesday night debate.  
 

HILLARY MUST HAVE A CLEAN MIND

She's always changing it.  
 

WHY IS IT?

Why is it that the Democratic Attorney General in the state of New York is shutting down the Trump Foundation, while the Clinton Foundation skates free?  
 

QUESTION OF THE YEAR

Just how much did Wells Fargo Bank contribute to the Clinton Foundation?

2016 BUSINESS OF THE YEAR AWARD

Wells Fargo Bank, N.A.

SHIMON PERES

Our country needs someone like you.  

 

WHY HILLARY SHOULD BE PRESIDENT

Maybe she'll bring back all of the White House silverware she stole.  
 

IN REGARDS TO TRUMP'S TAXES

Tell us what what happened in Benghazi,, Mrs. Clinton. 

ARNOLD PALMER

Keep on swingin'. 

NOVEMBER

One thing is certain: Hillary Clinton is undoubtedly the only person on the face of the earth who has the ability to do a worse job as president than Barack Hussein Obama.  
 

TWO BIG GAMES ON TONIGHT

The Atlanta Falcons vs. the New Orleans Saints

Hillary vs. The Donald

Don't you wonder who is going to make the first pass?  

 

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR

That Donald Trump is buying out Brylcreem.  
 

REAL ESTATE PRICES TO TANK?

If Trump wins and all of those people who've been saying they'll move to Canada actually leave... real estate prices will hit the toilet. 

DEMOCRATS SHOULD GET RID OF THE MIDDLEMAN

Instead of running Hillary Clinton, why not just name George Soros to the job and cut out the middleman (woman)?  

IF BRINGING IN A BUNCH OF SYRIANS IS SUCH A GREAT IDEA...

Why doesn't Hussein move to Syria?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW...

What's the latest Skittlesbut?

CORRECT, HILLARY?

They say if you keep telling the same lies over and over again, pretty soon they become truth.  Is that correct, Hillary? 

I'M A DEPLORABLE

T.P.T.

The name of the Trans-Pacific Trade "deal," T.P.T., really should be shortened to just "T.P." because if it passes, that's what we're going to be... T.P.d     

WHY DIDN'T THEY TAKE HILLARY TO THE E.R.?

Because they already knew what her problem was and they didn't want an E.R. doctor or staff to release the news to the inquiring public.  The answer: Parkinson's Disease. 
 

ON A NEW NOTE...

The Samsung Galaxy 7 has now been officially recalled by the Consumer Product Safety Commission.  You can't hear me now. 

SHENANIGANS

 

Notice agent on left playing solitaire on his I-Phone...

THE DAY AFTER THE ELECTION

When the joke is on you...

ALEPPO

Isn't that short for "a leopard?"

ABOUT HILLARY'S "FLASHLIGHT"

The story circulating om the Internet is that a Black guy with a Diazapam pen has been constantly by Hillary's side.  The modified story, presented by her campaign over the weekend, is that the Pen" is actually a flashlight.  

Okay, so why does this guy carry it by his side in broad daylight?  And, why, when Hillary starts to have an "episode," does he jam her in the arm with it? 

Okay... maybe he's trying to make her see the light? 

NEVER FORGET

IT'S PUTRID

We don't have enough money to keep our military strong or to feed and shelter our homeless, but we have enough enough money to sneak $33 billion to Iran so they can build missiles, advance their nuclear program and bring us down.  

If that's not treason, what is?  
 

YOU SAY "NEVER TRUMP?"

So... Tell me all about Hillary Clinton's long list of redeeming values...

HILLARY IS FULLY CAPABLE OF DEFENDING AMERICA

Just like she was fully capable of defending those four poor souls in Benghazi. 

POPE DECLARES MOTHER TERESA TO BE A SAINT

Why not Hillary Clinton? 

HILLARY'S NEW PLANE

IT'S LABOR DAY

Do you suppose they'll take a day off from murders in Chicago?  

HILLARY'S PLANS FOR LABOR DAY

In honor of Labor Day, Hillary is not going to give a press conference.  

PARADOX

So, Trump went to Mexico, drank the water and Clinton got diarrhea?  

ALIEN SIGNALS

Scientists are perplexed at receiving a mysterious signal from outer space.  Further investigation reveals that it may be some of Hillary Clinton's deleted Emails returning from cyberspace.  

GENE WILDER

Willy Wonka has died, but Billy Clinton lives on.  

ATTILA THE HUN

Hillary the Klingon.  

ANTHONY WEINER

The epitome of dangling participles.  

STAR SPANGLED BANNER

I'm not standing for the Star Spangled Banner because, I don't like Hillary Clinton.  

VAST, RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY EXPLODING!!!

Poor Hillary: It now includes not only Republicans and Conservatives, but Russians, Brexit, Alex Jones... Israel... they're ALL against her! 
 

ISLAM'S WHORE

Catch a load of this: (Click here)
 

BYE BYE BARACK?

Trump is going to get rid of illegal aliens...

I WONDER IF

Obama would allow a strange man claiming to be a woman into his daughters' bathrooms at the White House? 

I'M IN FAVOR OF GUN CONTROL... SOMETIMES

If 52% of the murders in the country are committed by blacks and only 13% of the population is black, it sounds to me like we should take all guns away from all blacks.  

Whadya think about that idea, Barack? 

SPEAKING FROM HER HEART

If you elect me president, Bill and I will close down our Clinton Foundation.  If not, then we will continue to rape and plunder. 

WHY TRUMP DRAWS BIGGER CROWDS

It's part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.  

THE GREAT FLOOD

There are news stories circulating about how they have proof of Noah's great flood.  I don't know what they're so excited about; there's a great flood every Saturday night when Hillary climbs into the bathtub. 

DOES HILLARY HAVE BATS IN THE BELFRY?

She and her doctors keep saying she's in fine physical health, but nobody's talking about her mental health. 

ENEMA

There's nothing wrong with the press or the media that a good, strong enema can't cure.  

ANOTHER SONG AND DANCE ROUTINE

Congress is going after Hillary for lying under oath.  

Yawn.  

IF IT TALKS LIKE A DUCK AND IT WALKS LIKE A DUCK...

It must be Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.  

 

IT'S IRONIC

Obama and Clinton are responsible for the establishment and growth of I.S.I.S., but our anger is against the messenger. 
 

WISHFUL THINKING

If you like Obama, think of how great it would be to have Genghis Khan in the White House.  

NUDE PHOTO OF HILLARY CLINTON

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

Hillary is on so many drugs that she cannot be held responsible for anything.  The press all works for George Soros.  Trump has to come to grips with the realization that the country wants and needs a leader, not an entertainer.  Obama is the epitome of evil.  The country is justifiably falling apart, having strayed far away from the religious principles upon which our nation was founded.  Greed, crime, drugs and corruption are the buzzwords of the day. 

We are all about to fall off the edges of the precipice into the deep, dark, abysmal cavern of depravity. 

Have a nice day.  

PROLIFIC WRITER

Can you believe that Hillary Clinton sent some 33,000 Emails talking only about Chelsea's wedding and her yoga classes?  33,000?  

No wonder she never got anything accomplished! 

ATTENTION ALL REPUBLICAN CONGRESSIONAL MEMBERS

If you back Trump in any way, you can kiss your favorite House and Senate committee assignments goodbye.  We don't give a damn what the people want. 

That's the way the game is played in Washington.  
 

PETE FOUNTAIN

We'll miss your Sweet Clarinet.  

 

NICELY SAID

Screw you, you pious bastard... and the lizard you rode in on.  I don't HAVE to be politically correct.  
 

MY PICK FOR PRESIDENT

IS 0BAMA AN ILLEGAL ALIEN?

TO HECK WITH THE $400 MILLION RANSOM DEAL...

I want to know more about the sex scandal at FOX NEWS!!!

DEJA VU, ALL OVER AGAIN