NEW NAME FOR DEMOCRAT PARTY

A.P.A.

That's short for Anarchy Party of America
 

FOX NEWS' SHEPARD SMITH MAKES FOOL OF HIMSELF

In the midst of reporting on the ongoing U.S. attack on the Syrian air base, Smith lambasted Trump for authorizing the attack, dragging out old Trump tweets from years before when Trump was against any U.S.. intervention in Syria.  Unfortunately for Smith, Retired General Jack Keane was on the scene and he let Smith have it... with both barrels.  

Thank you, General, for standing up for what's right. 
 

NEIL GORSUCH

Here comes the Judge.

DON RICKLES

One of the greatest comedians ever to grace our shores, now on his way to unleash his timeless insults in heaven.  For the first time in millennia, even God will soon be laughing.  

ABOUT THAT SYRIAN CHEMICAL ATTACK

Do you suppose Trump will draw a red line in the sand and forget about it? 

WHERE'S THERE SMOKE...

There's Rice.  

DUMBED DOWN POLLS

Has anybody ever conducted a poll among people who were actually born in the United States about anything?  And... if not, why not? 

TOO BAD WE CAN'T PUT POLITICIANS IN THERE

IRRELEVANT

Chuck Schumer Democrats.

IT'S NANCY PELOSI'S BIRTHDAY!

APRIL FOOLS DAY!

DINOSAUR EGG

Paul Ryan laid one.  

kit's nancy pelosi

DYSFUNCTIONAL

United States Government

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR...

That Kim Jong-un drives an MG Midget.

FINAL FOUR

What's all of the ruckus over the "Final Four?"  I thought the elections were over in November!  

RYAN'S WORLD

SANCTUARY CITIES

Why don't we have sanctuary cities for Americans? 

RYAN'S SONG

It's not my fault.

CHUCK BARRIS

He's gong bye bye. 

HILLARY'S EMAILS

Now extinct?  

WHAT'S WRONG WITH GORSUCH?

For the first time in their recent history, the Democrats are faced with someone who believes in upholding the law.  

BENGHAZI IS LIKE NEW YORK CITY

Is that why Hillary wants to be mayor?  

CHUCK BERRY

HERE HE COMES, BEETHOVEN.  

PRETENDER TO THE THRONE

Barack Hussein Obama.  

BEND OVER

Here comes ObamaCare 2.0!

 

A MESSAGE FOR CHUCK SCHUMER

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY!

PAUL RYAN AND GEORGE SOROS

I don't know which one I like least. 

CRAMDOWN

American Health Care Act, also known as RyanCare. 

DILEMMA

If we fire everyone in government who is a die hard Democrat, left-wing liberal..... Who is going to remain to run the government?  

SCHUMER SHOULD MOVE TO ALBUQUERQUE

And enter the hot air balloon contest.  

SOMEHOW....

For some reason, the way Ryan is pushing TrumpCare reminds me 100% of how Pelosi pushed ObamaCare.  

And the way things are shaping up, we ARE going to have to pass it before we know what's in it.  
 

AND THE BAD NEWS IS...

Nancy Pelosi reportedly was going to leave office if Hillary won.  

SMOKE AND MIRRORS

NOW YOU SEE IT

A.C.A. = "OBAMACARE"  

NOW YOU DON'T

A.H.C.A. = "TRUMPCARE"

See how a little smoke and mirrors changes everything?    

 

PEACE AND QUIET AT HOME AT LAST

All of the women were out on the streets protesting. 

AS CLEAN AND PURE AS THE DRIVEN SNOW

INFORMED SOURCES

Report that Chuck Schumer wears Russian underpants.  

PARANOIA

The Democrats' state of mind. 

THE WHITE HOUSE: GUESS WHO IS NOT COMING TO DINNER

PILES

I think Nancy Pelosi has a really bad case of them.  
 

I'M BARRED FROM FEDERAL EMPLOYMENT

I once dated a Russian girl.  

FOUND: THREE DEMOCRATS WHO DON'T HAVE THE CLAP

Carryn Owens, whose husband Ryan was recently killed in Yemen, was treated to an emotional standing ovation Tuesday night in Congress as a show of respect for her husband and of love and understanding of her loss.  Democrats Keith Ellison, Nancy Pelosi and Debbie Wasserman-Schultz were the only three in the entire hall who sat on their respective asses and refused to clap. 

It kind of speaks for itself, doesn't it?  
 

MY GOD! KELLYANNE HAD FEET ON W.H. COUCH!

JUDGE JOSEPH WAPNER

There went the Judge.  

URANIS

Where "Never Trumpers" come from... your anus.  
 

PLUTOCRAT

Pluto: Where Democrats come from, ie:  Waters, Schumer, Pelosi, et al...
 

IT'S A FACT

There are more flakes in the Democrat Party than there are in a three-day blizzard. 

ALAN COLMES

Another FOX NEWS personality has died.  I never cared for him because he was a liberal twit.  Hopefully, God can set him straight. 

MORE NEW EARTHLIKE PLANETS?

Don't believe a word of it.  This is just another lie perpetrated by the Trump Administration and NASA in an effort to make us think they're smart.  Yes, siree Bob!

NANCY PELOSI IS A TOAD

Depending on your point of view, this could be fake news.  

BRENDA BUTTNER

Much too young to die.  

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A LIBERAL AND A DEMOCRAT

One thinks he has the right to tell you how to do everything and the other believes you don't have the right to decide what to do for yourself.  
 

YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB, MR. PRESIDENT

Don't let the bastards wear you down.  
 

GOOD RIDDANCE TO THE SCUMBAG

Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman, the mastermind of the 1993 World Trade Center bombing.  

NOW, ISN'T THIS JUST WONDERFUL?

Former Obama Communications Director Jen Psaki is giving advice to Kellyanne Conway and Sean Spicer.  She's telling them to quit lying to the American public.  "Not only is the current White House team led by an undisciplined president lacking depth or intellectual curiosity, but a president who believes bullying, freezing out the mainstream media, lying to the public, and fostering a chaotic 'Game of Thrones' style environment." 

Isn't she sweet?  

OBAMA GOES TO WORK

Obama is going to be Premier of a new shadow government.  First Vice-Premier Clinton will be joining the team.  

How do you govern a shadow?

THE MOST EVIL PUPPET MASTER OF ALL TIME

George Soros

VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE

Bye, bye now... General Flynn. 

HOW I WISH

All of the nasty, vile, vicious left-wingers and Democrats in the country who promised to move to Canada if Trump got elected wouild hurry up and leave. 

GOOD MORNING TO POCAHONTAS

Elizabeth Warren. 

HISSY FIT

What Washington D.C. "Solidcore" gym owner had when she discovered Ivanka Trump had been working out at her business under a fictitious name.  

Maybe she should write a letter of protest to Chuck Schumer. 

FLAP OVER DOJ RENTAL AT TRUMP TOWERS

The Democrats are raising a ruckus over the DOJ renting space at Trump Towers, saying the rental uses government money to go into Trump coffers.  

The reason for the rental?  To provide a room close to the president when he is in New York for DOJ personnel and the "football..."  the suitcase with the nuclear codes. 
 

98% OF DEMOCRATS

Give the other 2% a bad name.  

MITCH MCCONNELL

I can't believe my ears!  After years of listening to carping and braying, somebody finally had the guts to tell a Democrat to shut up and sit down. 

IT'S A PROGRESSIVE FACT

Progressives are such great thinkers that they were the ones who invented prohibition. 

WILD BOAR PIGS INVADE U.S.

Damned Democrats.  

IS GOD REALLY OMNIPOTENT?

Yes; He's a Democrat. 

A NICE, POLITE NOTE TO THE PRESS AND MEDIA

Why don't you take your lies and bull crap and move to Mars?  

HOW WOOD GOT PETRIFIED

Liberals looked at it.  

FREEDOM OF SPEECH?

HEY THERE, TOM BRADY!

If you don't disavow your association with Donald Trump immediately, we're going to come and check the air in your balls!
 

WHEN DEMOCTRATS DO SOMETHING POSITIVE FOR AMERICA

TRUMP'S FAMILY DISINTEGRATES

That must be the case, because ABC's Terry Moran is making a federal case out of the fact that a... "a" mind you... a single picture of a single view, mind you... doesn't show a picture of wife Melania Trump or his children in the background.   I presume Moran would have us believe that Trump's family has walked out on the "tyrant?"  

How do such childish liberal imbeciles end up working for a major network, anyway?  Why absolutely no comment about Iran firing off a ballistic missile test in violation of U.N. sanctions, for example?  
 

HOW TO MAKE ILLEGALS LEAVE THE COUNTRY

Make them pay for car insurance.  

ALL OF THIS TALK ABOUT A WALL

Do you know what the trout said when he hit a wall?  

DAM!

MARY TYLER MOORE

Good bye Mrs. Petrie.  It was such a great act. 

WHY IS IT...

That the Democrats and the media are so adamantly against any investigation of voter fraud?

ABOUT THAT MILLION WOMAN MARCH

It must have really been that time of the month.  

WORK AT HOME

Looks like Donald Trump has landed a work-at-home job...

I PROTEST

Those who protest only for the sake of protesting, protest too much. 

ONE THING IS READILY APPARENT

Unlike his predecessor, Trump knows how and when to salute. 

THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH

Ringling Brothers is closing its act.  Perhaps it is fitting that the biggest circus in the country is closing at the same time the biggest circus in Washington is leaving office.  

FINALLY... WE HAVE A PRESIDENT

AND SO IT BEGINS...

HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN!  

January 20, 2017 ~ Noon EST

 

TOMORROW

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR

That Trump is going to take the oath of office on a Russian bible.  

NOW THE TEARS FLOW

Did you see Joe all chocked up the other day when he was getting his presidential hubcap from Barack?  What a tear-jerking end to such a wonderful eight years of outstanding success by the Obama elites.... every moment of every hour of  every day will bring yet another tear-filled memory of the great things they have done for us wee-little children and...

THERE'S ONLY THREE MORE DAYS OF THIS POOPYCOCK TO GO!!!

Thank you, dear God.  

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT NBC COULDN'T GO ANY LOWER...

Along comes Megyn Kelly.  

IF CALIFORNIA FALLS OFF INTO THE OCEAN...

That will be the end of liberalism in this country. 

SCIENCE VS. FACT

Scientists say that by looking at trees, they have been able to determine that the recently-ended California drought is the worst in over 1,200 years.  That's odd; when I look at trees, all I can see is leaves that will need to be raked up in the fall.  

TODAY IS FRIDAY THE 13TH

Only seven more days until Obama leaves office.  

DYLANN ROOF

Bye, bye now... you bastard.  

SAY GOODBYE TO HOLLYWOOD

And Meryl Streep, whoever she is.  

NO TRUMP!!!

I WANT OBAMA TO DECLARE MARTIAL LAW!!!

 

BETTER SEE YOUR DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY

Because Trump is going to "Make America Sick Again!"

ARIZONA GOES SOFT

Now that Sheriff Joe Arpaio is leaving, the new sheriff in town is going to refer to illegal immigrants as "guests."  

THANK GOD IT'S JUST THE RUSSIANS

It surely is s relief to know that the Chinese, Iranians and North Koreans would never, never think of hacking us or influencing our elections.  Please pass the gray poop on.

SCHUMER THE SCHMUCK TO TRUMP

"You'd just better stop using your Twitter account or I'm going to be so, soooo angry at you!!!" 
 

THE REAL QUESTIONS ABOUT INFLUENCING AN ELECTION

Why hasn't it occurred to anyone that if the Russians could influence our election Putin would be our next president?  And why isn't anyone in the DOJ pursuing the DNC's attempts to fix the Democrat primary against Bernie Sanders? 

SWEET SIXTEEN

Just 16 more days for Obama to be in office!!!
 

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