WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE WORSE THAN HURRICANE IRMA?

THE BIGGEST PROBLEM OF THE CENTURY

Hillary still thinks she's relevant. 

JESSE JACKSON: GOD ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH

The "Reverend" Jesse Jackson has proclaimed President Donald Trump to be banned from heaven.  

HOW WEAK ARE WE?

That's what Kim Jong-Un seems sound and determined to find out.  

So far, he's surrounded himself with nuclear bombs and intercontinental ballistic missiles and he's threatened to blow us and our allies to smithereens and all we've ever done is to call for meetings to talk about it.  

Speaking of the dog wagging the tail... 

WHY, WHY, WHY?

Congress is back in session?  What good are they?  

MY SINGLE BIGGEST FEAR

Given the way things have been in this country lately, I am desperately afraid that if I extend a helping hand out to the victims of disaster, it'll get bitten off and I'll be called a racist.  

IT'S TOO DAMNED BAD

Hurricane Harvey should have hit Berkeley instead.  

VIOLENCE IS FINE WITH ME

I mean... today's media barely reports on it and certainly does not investigate its causes.  So, it must be acceptable.  

REMOVE MARTN LUTHER KING STATUES

His niece, Elvada, is an ardent supporter of Donald Trump.  His statues must go.  

I'M A RACIST

I still believe in America.  

YES, I'LL BOYCOTT NFL GAMES

As long as they tolerate any player sitting down during the national anthem, I'm not interested in watching their UN-American activities.   

FOX NEWS COULD GO OUT OF BUSINESS

Steve Bannon is ready to start a Breitbart News network that will get back to the business of broadcasting conservative news... a market FOX is leaving wide open.

 

A PARTY OF ILL REPUTE

Democrats.  

TODAY COULD BE A BAD DAY

When it gets really dark and the eclipse is full, will Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer grow fangs and start to drool green goop on the bodies of their conservative victims?  

Who knows?  Only The Shadow knows... 

 

THE WORLD WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER WITHOUT...

People.  
 

WOODSHED

Somebody needs to take the little midget from North Korea out to the woodshed and teach him how to behave in public.  

IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO ME

Barack Obama's favorite color is yellow.  

NEW PRESIDENT: MITCH MCCONNELL

President of the Congressional Good Old Boy Establishment.  
 

IF DEMOCRATS EVER STOPPED TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR

It would surely break. 

GLEN CAMPBELL

A legend in his time.  God bless and good luck. 

GET REAL

It's been hidden for years... the North Koreans have been rapidly advancing their nuclear capabilities.  Now, the Trump Administration has uncovered the real and horrible truth.  

And the left-wingers of this country want to impeach Trump?  

Do we even have a nation intact that we can defend?  
 

DON'T YOU WONDER WHY?

Why hasn't Special Counsel Robert Mueller named Hillary Clinton to his panel investigating Trump yet?  He's named virtually every other Democrat in Washington to that panel...

WAS WASSERMAN-SCHULTZ BEING BLACKMAILED?

The Pakistani I.T. guy would certainly know all of her dirty little secrets, wouldn't he?  And, that would explain why she kept him on the payroll, even while he was under investigation, wouldn't it?  And that would surely explain why she was keeping him on the payroll even after he was moving back to Pakistan, wouldn't it?  

Gosh, I wonder if he's going to rat her out, now that he's been arrested.... don't you? 

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MARRIED TO THIS

Piece of Work?  

 

NEW DEMOCRAT LOGO

The Democrats are dropping their traditional donkey logo and have decided to use a more appropriate logo which represents the modern state of the party.  

 

ROLL CALL

Be sure and take names of the Senators who vote against repealing ObamaCare.  That list will come in handy in November of 2018.  
 

FUZZY MATH

They say repeal of ObamaCare will cause 32 million Americans to lose their health insurance coverage.   In 2017, only 20 million Americans are enrolled in ObamaCare, Medicaid expansion, etc.  

BURN OUT

THE ZINGER is burned out for the moment.  Posts will continue on a less frequent basis for the foreseeable future.  You can read more about this decision on MY AMERICAN OPINION.  

Thanks for your viewership.  

I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS WORSE...

Being sick or being demented.  

OH WHAT A RELIEF IT IS!

Joe Scarborough is leaving the Republican Party.  
 

IVANKA TRUMP'S LESBIAN-RUSSIAN AFFAIR

Several days ago, a neighbor of a suspected Russian agent's ex-wife used a restroom at Trump Tower in New York City.  Fourteen hours later, Ivanka Trump entered the same restroom.  The logical conclusion is that Ivanka is having a lesbian affair with the woman and is passing on American secrets  to her. 

Now, doesn't that just like a NEW YORK TIMES or CNN Headline story?  
 

UH OH: THE GOP HEALTH CARE PLAN IS.....

Sick.  

U.S. ETHICS OFFICER RESIGNS

Walter Shaub Jr., director of the Office of Government Ethics, has resigned.  Obviously , he had nothing to direct.  

WHERE DO YOU THINK IT IS SAFER TO LIVE?

North Korea or Chicago?  

AS MUELLER'S INVESTIGATION TEAM GROWS AND GROWS AND GROWS...

The only people he needs to add now are Eric Holder, John Podesta and Loretta Lynch.  

THE REAL PROBLEM WITH OBAMACARE

The Republicans lack the courage to repeal it and they don't have the slightest idea as how to replace it.  

EXTENDED WEEKEND

I'LL BE BACK WEDNESDAY, JULY 5TH

 

WE'RE INFESTED WITH A NEW PLAGUE

It's called Congress.  The voters tried spraying them with disinfectant in November and it didn't work. 

THE STATUS-QUO OF AMERICA?

An Oakland, California restaurant has installed a mural honoring a convicted terrorist who killed two in a Jerusalem grocery store.  

AWWW, SHUCKS

All of those workers up in Seattle demanded... demanded a $15 per hour minimum wage the our Democrat friends were more than willing to make it into law.  Now, those same workers are madder than hell, because 5,000 jobs were lost and those left working are getting fewer hours and benefits.  

And we "low-thinking, mean" Conservative business people who tried to warn them?  We're simply known as "deplorables."  
 

DEMOCRATS PROVIDE CLEAR LESSON IN ABSURDITY

They have adamantly refused to cast even one vote in favor of a new health care bill.  Now, they want to say the Republicans have taken ownership of ObamaCare because they're not getting it fixed.  

PELOSI LAYS DOWN THE LAW

She doesn't give a hoot what the rest of the Democrat Party thinks, she will leave her post whenever she wants to leave.  Period.  

And that, my friends, is the epitome of how those turds all think. 

IF YOU REALLY WANT TO HEAR THE DEMOCRATS WHINE...

Let's pass a law making it illegal to play with your rubber duckies on the Potomac.  

DOES IT BOTHER YOU?

Does it bother you that Planned Parenthood just used $1 million of taxpayer money to support a political candidate?  

AS LONG AS THEY'RE HAVING ALL OF THESE INVESTIGATIONS...

Why don't they investigate why Congress hasn't done a damned thing in 30 years? 

WE MUST SURRENDER

We are surrounded by cats and dogs, in more ways than one.  

 

ADAM WEST

Holy shit, Batman!

HUNG

As of post time yesterday, Cosby's trial jury couldn't figure out whether he screwed her, or she screwed him.  

YOU ARE ONLY A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION

According to Terry McAuliffe, 93 million Americans are killed every day in American due to gun violence.  That means in 3.5 days, everyone in American is killed.  Which means you're dead.  So, if you think you are alive, it's only a figment of your imagination.  

I rest my case. 

SESSIONS IS AS GUILTY AS HELL

He must be, because he denied it and no one else can prove it.  

Makes sense to me. 

A REAL RUSSIAN CONSPIRACY

BARACK OBAMA CONTINUES TO BLOW HOT AIR

WHY THE LIBERALS ARE MAKING SO MUCH NOISE ABUT COMEY

They figure if they can keep the Comey hearings in the limelight, their association and admiration for Kathy Griffin will get buried in the Comey noise.  

THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL

Comey testified.  

NOW THAT ISIS HAS ATTCKED IN IRAN...

What are we going to say if Iran drops a nuke on them?  

WE JUST CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THURSDAY, WHEN...

JIMMY COMEY SINGS!

BEYOND COMPREHENSION

If it's basically illegal to own a gun in Chicago, why do so many thousands of gun crimes happen there every year?  Why is that, Rahm?

EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT NOW

Bill Maher used the "N" word on his show the other night, but he's apologized for it... which means everything is okay now.  

OBAMA'S LONG LOST BROTHER FOUND!

It was first dredged up in 1870s off Papua New Guinea; and now scientists say they've hauled one up from the deep once again near Australia... a so-called faceless fish.

TRUMP'S FAVORITE MOVIE

"THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING! THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!"

 

MANUEL NORIEGA

He's died.  Gosh... remember what an outstanding guy HE was?  

OUR BRILLIANT AMERICANS

A recent study shows that 80% of Americans disapprove of ObamaCare, only 60% disapprove of the Affordable Care Act.  

DO NOT FLY THE AMERICAN FLAG THIS WEEKEND

It might offend a liberal.  

ROGER MOORE

So long, Roger.  Give all of those Democrats the gold finger!  

CEMETERY PROBLEM

If you really think that any radical, left-wing extremist Democrat is going to allow him or herself to be buried next to a conservative Republican, you've got another thing coming.  (If it's left up to them, we're all going to end up on a garbage scow someplace).  

 

 

GUILTY VERDICT!

GALLOWS HUMOR

I hear the Democrats are getting ready to erect a gallows in front of the Capitol.  

 

THE END OF AMERICAN CIVILITY

Democrats succeed in forcing DOJ to name Special Counsel Robert Mueller to investigate and bring down President Donald J. Trump.  
 

NEWS

Whatever the news is, it's either fake or ugly.  

MICHELL'S IN A SNIT

Michelle thought she has done something magnanimous for the schoolchildren of the country when she designed a new, healthy lunch.  Well, those lunches might be healthy alright, but nobody's eating them. 

JOIN THE GUN OF THE MONTH CLUB

The California State Legislature is considering SB497 that would limit the number of guns that can be purchased by anyone to one per month.  That surely should put black-market gun vendors in big hurts... yes, siree. 

FLYING WITHOUT A LAPTOP

Do you really want to be that exposed on an airplane?  

WHO REALLY FIRED COMEY

The Russians did it.  

RABIES

Most Democrats are afflicted with the disease. 

IT'S PARTY TIME AT THE F.B.I.!

Good riddance to a bad cop.  

CALIFORNIA GOES AROUND THE BEND

They're making it illegal to carry an unloaded gun in public.  

RUMOR HAS IT

While Trump is overseas on his coming trip, the Democrats are going to invade the White House and install Hillary Clinton to her rightful place as president. 

NEVER, EVER

When is the last time our government made certain we taxpayers got value for our money?  

HILLARY'S WAH

IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!

WHY KIM JONG-UN IS LIKE HIS NORTH KOREAN MISSILES

He can't get it up.

OBAMA'S $400,000 SPEECH

He needs the money to build a cabinet to hold his Nobel Peace Prize.

KIM JONG-UN IS NOT NUTS

He's deranged, maybe... but not nuts.  

TURN PYONGYANG INTO GLASS

53% of Americans want it to happen.  

DUMB SHIT IN WASHINGTON

An exciting new autobiography by Paul Ryan.  

 

SHUT THE GOVERNMENT DOWN?

Nah, let's not shut the whole thing down.  Just shutting down Congress and furloughing the whole damned bunch of them sounds fine to me.  What a waste of time and money they've turned out to be...

FRENCH ELECTIONS

Who in their right mind would ever want to be in charge of that country, anyway? 

Oh yeah... I forgot about Hillary, Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi.  
 

KIM JONG-UN THREATENS TO SINK U.S. AIRCRAFT CARRIER

SPEAKING OF BILL O'REILLY'S ALLEGED SEXCAPADES...

I wonder whatever happened to Monica's dress?  

MEDIA ANNOINTS 2020 DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE

Chelsea Victoria Clinton

 

AMERICA'S CESSPOOL OF IGNORANCE

U.C. Berkeley

WHAT DO HILLARY AND KIM JONG-UN HAVE IN COMMON?

They both go absolutely ape-shit when they don't get their way.  

THEFT OF GEORGIA ELECTION EQUIPMENT

We all know that the Russians did it.  The only question is, were they working in conjunction with the Democrats or the Republicans? 

KIM JONG-UN'S ERECTILE DISFUNCTION

Failure to launch. 
 

FLY THE FRIENDLY SKIES OF UNITED...

 

EASTER BUNNY IN HOSPITAL

He was wearing a Make America Great Again cap in San Francisco when it happened...

EVEN IF YOU LIKE SEX...

Now is not the time to fly United.  

WHY?

Why do the words "corrupt" and "politician" usually appear in the same sentence?  

MALIBU CLIFF COLLAPSE

Several hundred feet of seaside cliff collapsed Monday in Malibu.  

No Hollywood celebrities were injured or killed; they had all moved to Canada after Trump was elected. 

ASTONISHING EVIDENCE SHOWS...

More people die every hour during a rerun of Gunsmoke than died during an hour of the attack on the Syrian air base.  

DID YOU SEE...

Did you see the throng of Democrats gathered to congratulate Neil Gorsuch as the new Supreme Court Justice?  

Neither did I.