ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

The decorum...or lack of it... in the White House Press Room.  

MITT ROMNEY

Mitt Romney thinks he has earned the right to be god of the Republican Party.  

TOMORROW

Here comes the Judge.  

IF I WAS A RESPECTABLE MEMBER OF THE FBI...

I'd quit.  

ENEMIES OF THE STATE

The press and the media.  

BIG BAD JOHN BITES THE DUST

Bye, bye now, "Mister" Conyers.  

THE MORE I HEAR ABOUT THIS "NEW" TAX BILL...

The more I think it's a bigger piece of crap than their proposed repeal and replacement of ObamaCare was.  

What a downright, dirty farce.  

I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE OR ANYTHING ANYMORE...

Whenever you reach that point, you have become a full-fledged, qualified Member of Congress.  

JIM NEIGHBORS

I don't care if he was gay.  He was a terrific actor and a great singer... gone off to join the Marine Corps of the sky.  

WHO IN THE HELL IS MATT LAUER?

Just askin'...

POCAHONTAS

Comparing Elizabeth Warren to Pocahontas is such a major insult to Native Americans.  

I HEAR...

They're planning on hanging a red light out on the steps of the nation's Capitol... at our cost, of course.   

A QUESTION NO ONE CAN ANSWER...

Can you think of anybody in Congress who does their job? 

CHARLES MANSON CROAKS

Now we can truly have a HAPPY THANKSGIVING!  

MEL TILLIS

SO LONG THERE, M-M-M-MEL!

HAPPY TRAILS!

WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL OF THAT MONEY...

In the Clinton Foundation?  

Hmm?  

ONE WAY TO DRAIN THE SWAMP

One way to clean out Congress and start fresh would be to require everyone who has ever done something unethical to resign....

WHY IS IT?

The people who are quick to demand Judge Roy Moore be hung by his toenails in the public square would defend Bill and Hillary Clinton for ever and ever? 

POISON PILL

The Senate wants to add an amendment to their proposed tax reform bill that would end the individual mandate of ObamaCare.  Since their plans to repeal ObamaCare failed miserably, it's obvious this is just a ploy to torpedo tax reform.  

ROGER GOODELL

He must be a Democrat; he figures the more lousy the job he does, the more he should get paid.  

COCKROACHES

Now, they're going after Judge Roy Moore.  

LOATHING 101

There is finally someone who is hated among Democrats more than Donald J. Trump.  Her name is Donna Brazile.  

ED GILLESPIE

Sooner or later, the Republicans are going to have to come to grips with the fact that Americans are sick and tired of "the establishment."  

DONNA BRAZILE

And now the fat lady sings...

SAY AGAIN?

So, the Air Force gave the Texas shooter a dishonorable discharge and didn't report his background and the shooter was therefore allowed to buys guns.  That happened during the Obama Administration and now Obama is again calling for gun control?  

WHO CARES WHAT THE DAMNED BUSHES THINK?

Neither one of them dumped on Obama, but they have absolutely no compunction about dumping on Trump?  At least we now know for certain what side of the political spectrum they adhere to.  

GOVERNMENT'S NEW TAX PLAN

DEAD RATS

Dead rats, rotten chicken and politicians smell about the same. 

LAME, LAME, LAME

Special Counsel Robert Mueller was having a particularly bad week, with all of the mess in the Clinton Foundation, Russian collusion with the Democrats and a growing chorus wondering why he has been spending so much money on trying to get evidence on a Trump-Russian collusion that obviously doesn't exist.  Just as everybody involved was starting to agree that he should be fired... his team pops up with one of the weakest indictments ever to be made in Washington history.  

Nice try, Robert.  Hava  banana. 

PERPLEXITY 101

Scientists say they can find no reason why the universe should exist.  Therefore, you and I are only figments of our own imaginations.  

And your vote in the 2016 elections did not count?  

 

SUING WASHINTON

There's a rumor floating around that Bethesda, Maryland, may be getting ready to sue Washington, DC, over the stench of the swamp blowing to the northwest.  

FATS DOMINO

Another legendary performer leaves us.  Where are all of these greats going?  Could it be to Blueberry Hill?  

CRIME PAYS

The IRS has rehired 213 former employees who were dismissed after being found guilty of gross misconduct. 
 

CARTER DISGRACES DEMOCRATS

Former President Jimmy Carter says Obama made a ton of promises that he never followed through on, that he did not vote for Hillary, there is no Russian-Trump collusion and that the press has been meaner toward Trump than any other president.  

Ewww!  

SOMEHOW I DON'T THINK...

That robots will ever demand to be paid $15.00 an hour.  

OUR GOVERNMENT IS INFESTED WITH...

Cockroaches, rats and snakes.  

I'M BEGINNING TO WONDER...

Who's side Jeff Sessions is really on.  

I THINK COLIN KAEPERNICK...

Wants Roger Goodell's job. 

BUY STOCK IN TROJANS

The Boy Scouts are now going to accept girls.  

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR...

That Clayton Moore has been called to testify before Congress about the unmasking scandal.  
 

KAEPERNICK TRIES TO BLACKMAIL AMERICA

Knowing just how valuable a football player he is and just how much sports fans are demanding that he come back onto the field, Colin Kaepernick has said he will stand for the National Anthem if he is allowed to play in the NFL again.   

 

PAUL RYAN CAN BE REPLACED

ON THE CALENDAR

Have you notice that charities send you their calendars earlier and earlier every year, looking for donations?  I got one from one organization in June for 2018, so I sent them a check.  A week later, I received their 2019 calendar... 

POINT TO PONDER

If guns were illegal at the time, the American Revolution could never have occurred.  

IT'S COLUMBUS DAY

Let's go sailing.  

AS A RESULT OF THE LAS VEGAS SHOOTING...

Rumor has it that California plans to enact a new law stating that it is illegal to have any gun within 1,500 yards of another gun.  

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR

That O.J. Simpson's fans are presenting him with a new white Ford Bronco. 
 

BYE, BYE HUGH HEFNER

He made a clean breast of it.  

REGURGITATION 101

Like a bad recording in an endless dream, over and over and over again:  "We're going to repeal and replace ObamaCare."  

It's worse than being stuck at the bottom of  an empty bottle of cheap gin.  

WET BAG

Collectively speaking, this Congress can't legislate its way out of a wet paper bag. 

BALLS

Judging by how they've been acting lately, I'd definitely say that NFL balls are not under-inflated this season. 

GRANDIOSE

Obama spent about $106,000,000 on his lavish vacations...much, much more than any other president. 

How many homeless people would that feed or shelter? 

FUNCTIONALLY ILLITERATE

All of Congress.  

I RESPECT MY COUNTRY

A HELLUVA LOT MORE THAN I RESPECT THE NFL. 

 

UNDER NEW OWNERSHIP

Since Republicans don't seem to want to repeal and replace ObamaCare like they've been promising to do for years, I guess they now own it.  

WHY HILLARY CLINTON AND KATHY GRIFFIN ARE ALIKE

They both think they're relevant
They're both psychotic
They both blame Trump.

I WONDER IF TRUMP IS RESPONSIBLE FOR

The earthquake in Mexico? 

Psst!  Maybe it was another Russian conspiracy...

IF THE NFL WON'T STAND BEHIND PATRIOTIC AMERICA...

Why should American's patriots stand behind the NFL?  

AND AS FOR THE EMMIES...

Piss on them.  

YES, TRUMP IS CAUSING HURRICANES

He's also got Washington buzzing like a bee's nest.  

ANOTHER NEW MEMBER FOR THE KATHY GRIFFIN CLUB

CNN's Anthony Bourdain, who says Trump should be poisoned.  

THE EPITOME OF DELUSIONAL

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE WORSE THAN HURRICANE IRMA?

THE BIGGEST PROBLEM OF THE CENTURY

Hillary still thinks she's relevant. 

JESSE JACKSON: GOD ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH

The "Reverend" Jesse Jackson has proclaimed President Donald Trump to be banned from heaven.  

HOW WEAK ARE WE?

That's what Kim Jong-Un seems sound and determined to find out.  

So far, he's surrounded himself with nuclear bombs and intercontinental ballistic missiles and he's threatened to blow us and our allies to smithereens and all we've ever done is to call for meetings to talk about it.  

Speaking of the dog wagging the tail... 

WHY, WHY, WHY?

Congress is back in session?  What good are they?  

MY SINGLE BIGGEST FEAR

Given the way things have been in this country lately, I am desperately afraid that if I extend a helping hand out to the victims of disaster, it'll get bitten off and I'll be called a racist.  

IT'S TOO DAMNED BAD

Hurricane Harvey should have hit Berkeley instead.  

VIOLENCE IS FINE WITH ME

I mean... today's media barely reports on it and certainly does not investigate its causes.  So, it must be acceptable.  

REMOVE MARTN LUTHER KING STATUES

His niece, Elvada, is an ardent supporter of Donald Trump.  His statues must go.  

I'M A RACIST

I still believe in America.  

YES, I'LL BOYCOTT NFL GAMES

As long as they tolerate any player sitting down during the national anthem, I'm not interested in watching their UN-American activities.   

FOX NEWS COULD GO OUT OF BUSINESS

Steve Bannon is ready to start a Breitbart News network that will get back to the business of broadcasting conservative news... a market FOX is leaving wide open.

 

A PARTY OF ILL REPUTE

Democrats.  

TODAY COULD BE A BAD DAY

When it gets really dark and the eclipse is full, will Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer grow fangs and start to drool green goop on the bodies of their conservative victims?  

Who knows?  Only The Shadow knows... 

 

THE WORLD WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER WITHOUT...

People.  
 

WOODSHED

Somebody needs to take the little midget from North Korea out to the woodshed and teach him how to behave in public.  

IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO ME

Barack Obama's favorite color is yellow.  

NEW PRESIDENT: MITCH MCCONNELL

President of the Congressional Good Old Boy Establishment.  
 

IF DEMOCRATS EVER STOPPED TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR

It would surely break. 

GLEN CAMPBELL

A legend in his time.  God bless and good luck. 

GET REAL

It's been hidden for years... the North Koreans have been rapidly advancing their nuclear capabilities.  Now, the Trump Administration has uncovered the real and horrible truth.  

And the left-wingers of this country want to impeach Trump?  

Do we even have a nation intact that we can defend?  
 

DON'T YOU WONDER WHY?

Why hasn't Special Counsel Robert Mueller named Hillary Clinton to his panel investigating Trump yet?  He's named virtually every other Democrat in Washington to that panel...

WAS WASSERMAN-SCHULTZ BEING BLACKMAILED?

The Pakistani I.T. guy would certainly know all of her dirty little secrets, wouldn't he?  And, that would explain why she kept him on the payroll, even while he was under investigation, wouldn't it?  And that would surely explain why she was keeping him on the payroll even after he was moving back to Pakistan, wouldn't it?  

Gosh, I wonder if he's going to rat her out, now that he's been arrested.... don't you? 

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MARRIED TO THIS

Piece of Work?  

 

NEW DEMOCRAT LOGO

The Democrats are dropping their traditional donkey logo and have decided to use a more appropriate logo which represents the modern state of the party.  

 

ROLL CALL

Be sure and take names of the Senators who vote against repealing ObamaCare.  That list will come in handy in November of 2018.  
 

FUZZY MATH

They say repeal of ObamaCare will cause 32 million Americans to lose their health insurance coverage.   In 2017, only 20 million Americans are enrolled in ObamaCare, Medicaid expansion, etc.  

BURN OUT

THE ZINGER is burned out for the moment.  Posts will continue on a less frequent basis for the foreseeable future.  You can read more about this decision on MY AMERICAN OPINION.  

Thanks for your viewership.  

I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS WORSE...

Being sick or being demented.  

OH WHAT A RELIEF IT IS!

Joe Scarborough is leaving the Republican Party.  
 

IVANKA TRUMP'S LESBIAN-RUSSIAN AFFAIR

Several days ago, a neighbor of a suspected Russian agent's ex-wife used a restroom at Trump Tower in New York City.  Fourteen hours later, Ivanka Trump entered the same restroom.  The logical conclusion is that Ivanka is having a lesbian affair with the woman and is passing on American secrets  to her. 

Now, doesn't that just like a NEW YORK TIMES or CNN Headline story?  
 

UH OH: THE GOP HEALTH CARE PLAN IS.....

Sick.  

U.S. ETHICS OFFICER RESIGNS

Walter Shaub Jr., director of the Office of Government Ethics, has resigned.  Obviously , he had nothing to direct.  

WHERE DO YOU THINK IT IS SAFER TO LIVE?

North Korea or Chicago?  

AS MUELLER'S INVESTIGATION TEAM GROWS AND GROWS AND GROWS...

The only people he needs to add now are Eric Holder, John Podesta and Loretta Lynch.  

THE REAL PROBLEM WITH OBAMACARE

The Republicans lack the courage to repeal it and they don't have the slightest idea as how to replace it.  

EXTENDED WEEKEND

I'LL BE BACK WEDNESDAY, JULY 5TH