THE NUCLEAR REGULATORY COMMISSION NEEDS TO INVESTIGATE...

Ongoing fusion within the Democrat Patty.  

BUSH-WHACKED IN TEXAS

Jeb Bush was not invited to niece Barbara Bush's wedding.  

WHY WE HAVE GUNS

Has it occurred to you that the only reason the Dems and the left have not already seized control of this country is that we still have guns?  

THE NEW WITCH

Senator Susan Collins has been anointed by the Democrats as their newest pariah.  

See what the villains do to anybody and everybody who does not comply with their demands and commands?  

IT'S INTERESTING TO NOTE...

That the Democrats, who should be hanging their heads in utter shame, are actually planing more malevolent activities against America.  

ARE WE READY FOR ANOTHER BENGHAZI MOMENT?

Susan Rice says she's going to run against Susan Collins is 2020.  I wonder how she's going to lie her way through this one? 

MY GIFT TO THE SENATE DEMOCRATS

Six truckloads of Pampers and baby bottles. 

NOW THAT MELANIA IS OUT OF TOWN...

I suppose Chuckie Schumer will be watching the back door at the White House to see if the Secret Service sneaks in Stormy Daniels for a visit?  

Chuckie is such a sleaze bag.  
 

GET A WAFT OF THIS

I have come to recognize that the smell of a gathering of Democrats is far worse than the small of an open sewer.  

WANT MORE OF THE SAME, WORN-OUT CRAP?

Vote for a Democrat.  

ABOUT THE EVIDENCE

You had mountains of evidence against Bill Clinton, from stained evidence, to used cigars, to testimony from White House staff, to several credible accusations by different women of outright rape.  What have they got in the way of evidence against Brett Kavanaugh?

The alleged attack by Kavanaugh occurred 36 years ago; the Lewinsky affair took place only 24 years ago.  

And they have the gall to say the system of justice in this country is fair?  

WHY NOT HAVE ROD ROSENSTEIN OR JOHN BRENNAN INVESTIGATE KAVANAUGH?

They are just as non-partisan and trustworthy as the FBI!

THEATRE

The Senate Hearing Room yesterday was much ado about nothing.  Not a damned thing that was said in that hearing changed any votes; everybody had their minds made up two months ago.  

JUSTICE CLARENCE THOMAS MUST RESIGN

That's according to Mia Farrow.  

SLEAZE BALL

A Democrat.  Any Democrat.  Also known as slime ball. 

DALLAS COWBOYS FOR SALE?

Rumor has it you can buy the Dallas Cowboys for $100.  After all, they are ranked as the most valuable NFL franchise...

MODERN DAY COSA NOSTRA

The I.R.S., F.B.I. and D.O.J.  

IT'LL BE A COLD DAY IN HELL...

It'll be a cold day in hell before I believe a woman who cries rape 36 years after the supposed event, with no witnesses and constantly changing stories, and when she's had multiple opportunities to do so before. 

OBAMA AND CLINTON COULD FINALLY BE IN DEEP, DEEP TROUBLE

The I.R.S. is going to crack down on people who use offshore accounts in order to avoid taxes, penalties and jail time.  

NO COINCIDENCE

The number of views of college football games in increasing, while the number of NFL viewers is decreasing. 

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A LEFT-WING SOCIALIST AND A DEMOCRAT?

SCHUMER, FEINSTEIN AND BOOKER

The Senate's most reliable pariahs.  

LIBERALS JUST CAN'T DO ANYTHING CORRECT

A college professor in Las Vegas evidently intended to commit suicide, because he hates Trump.  So, he shot himself.  Somehow, he missed, and only wounded his arm.  But, he was nice enough to leave a $100 bill taped to the restroom mirror for the janitor.  

FOR SALE

Slightly used Nike tennis shoes.  Some burn marks, smell a little like lighter fluid.  Size 10, wide.  $2.00.  (503) 671-6453.  

HOLD IT!

That's what passengers on an American  Airlines flight were told the other day when all lavatories went on the fritz.  The plane was flying from Phoenix to... Hawaii.  That must have been a real non-pisser. 

BENGHAZI NEVER HAPPENED

So saith the Lord Majesty, Barack Hussein Obama.  

It was all a figment of our imaginations.  

SORRY, SALLY

Burt Reynolds has left the stage.  

JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME... ALMOST

Just a couple of weeks after the horrific Carr Fire in and near Redding, California... The National Park Service is about to award a grant for treating fuels in the forest of Whiskeytown National Park... which was burned up in the fire.  

PEOPLE MAY HAVE THE RIGHT TO PROTEST

But, they have NO night to be unruly. 

SEX

If you want your kids to learn about sex, take them to the bishop.  

DIGNITY

Judge Jeanine says Sessions needs to step aside; where's his dignity?  Show me an anti-Trump closet establishment RINO who has dignity and I'll show you the end of the rainbow. 

OFF

HAPPY LABOR DAY

SHELL GAME

PETA wants to build a monument in Maine to honor dead lobsters. 

HAVING A MOVEMENT

If the Democrats move any farther to the left, they're going to fall off the edge of the earth.

HERE WE GO AGAIN WITH THE GUNS

David Katz, the shooter in Jacksonville, Florida, had s history of mental problems.  Yet, he was able to purchase guns not long before the video game shootings.  But, somehow, I'm to blame.  

JOHN MCCAIN

I will be the last person on the face of the earth to lionize John McCain.  That said, let him rest in peace. 

THE LATEST TO QUALIFY FOR THE KATHY GRIFFIN FAN CLUB

Ralph Peters.  

DEMOCRATS ARE EVIL INCARNATE

If you remember correctly, the Democrats didn't care about Kate Steinle and they actively and vocally defended the killer, Jose Zarate.  They don't give a damn about Mollie Tibbetts, either. 

STILL WANT OPEN BORDERS?

May your daughter be the next to be raped and murdered by an illegal.

HOW MUELLER CAN GET TRUMP

He can charge Trump with using a plastic straw...

AFTER THE DEMOCRATS ABOLISH ICE...

Will cops be next? 



 

PROUD, UPSTANDING AMERICAN JOHN BRENNAN... SECOND ONLY TO

DON'T PICK ON NANCY PELOSI

She's justifiably always been the first one to claim credit for leading the Democrat party to where it is today.  

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE

Between CNN and Al Jazeera? 

CNN hasn't run out of money yet.  

OMAROSA QUALIFIES

To be a member of the Kathy Griffin Fan Club.  

EVERY DAY ROBERT MUELLER STICKS AROUND...

He proves more and more what dirt bags he and his Democrat shyster stooges really are. 

SINCE BERNIE COULDN'T WIN THE PRESIDENCY IN 2016...

... Maybe he should run for Vice-President in 2020?  

ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ IS SO DUMB...

She joined the anti-ICE bandwagon by throwing out her freezer. 

98.63% OF "JOURNALISTS"...

Give the other 1.37% a bad name.  

IT'S ALL ABOUT FREEDOM OF SPEECH

The left-wing liberals, Dems and media all have the right to say what they want, and the rest of the country has every right to criticize them and call them down for it. 

BE LIKE CHICAGO

Get guns off the streets.  

I HAVEN'T DECIDED WHO'S WORSE...

George Soros or the Koch brothers. 

INTELLIGENCE?

Every day that goes by proves more and more that there is no intelligence in our intelligence operations.  

3-D GUNS

Of course you should be able to make 3-D guns.  Same with 3-D bombs, 3-D tanks, 3-D howitzers and 3-D Democrats.  

 

MAXINE...

Is no comic strip.  

THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING! THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING!

President Trump is now saying he'll be happy to talk with Iran's Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.  First it was Kim Jong Un, then Putin and now this guy.  What are we to do?  

Oh.. I know!  Well ask Maxine Waters.  She's on a first-name basis with God.  

WHO'S GOING TO HELP HILLARY IN 2020?

With Obama, Lynch, Comey, Clapper, Brennan, Page and Strzok out of the picture... I guess she'll just have to rely on Rosenstein, Wray and Sessions.  

THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS CORPS...

Has now taken charge of the White House.  They have sent firm notice that Trump now reports to them.  

DON'T TELL ANYBODY, BUT...

Back in 1963, when Donald Trump was attending New York Military Academy, he was a ladies man. 

He must be impeached!  

THE NEXT NEW FACE OF THE DEMOCRAT PARTY?

HOW COULD TORONTO HAPPEN?

I don't understand how there could be a shooting in Toronto.  I thought they had very strict gun control laws up there.  

Oh well, blame the NRA. 

FIRE WHOOPI GOLDBERG

What an undignified, horrific meltdown!  

The same network fired Roseanne Barr, didn't they?  

Well?  

GETTING EVEN WITH TRUMP

This is how all Democrats think: "I don't like the way Trump handled Putin, so I'm going to yank the liquor license at his Washington D.C. hotel."  

 

WHOOPI GOLDBERG

Black trash. 

DEMOCRAT PARTY CHANGING IT'S NAME

It shall henceforth be known at the Left-Wing Democrat Socialist Party of the American Union.  

CONGRESSIONAL STAR CUTS NEW ALBUM

"Lisa Page Sings."

ROB REINER IS IN SHOCK AND AWE

The outrageous, outspoken Never Trumper had his latest movie totally bomb over the weekend... only grossing $41,000.  

Awe, shucks. 

ALFRED E. ROSENSTEIN

TOP REASONS NOT TO APPROVE KAVANAUGH

His dog once had ticks.  
His wife has never had an abortion.  
His daughters are not illegal aliens.  
He believes in God. 
He's not a racist.
He loved his mother.
He supports the Constitution. 
He once ate at Chic-fil- A.
He's too young. 
He's too old.
He doesn't know how to frown.  
His first name is Brett.  
His middle name is Michael. 

TO THE DEMOCRATS AND THEIR SOCIALIST FRIENDS

THIS IS AMERICA

LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT

 

MAXINE WATERS IS LIVING PROOF...

That lobotomies work.  

DON'T ABOLISH ICE

Abolish the FBI instead. 

IT'S A GOOD THING UNEMPLOYMENT RATES ARE SO LOW...

Scott Pruitt is looking for a job. 

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

POMPOUS LITTLE JERK

Rod Rosenstein

THE HUGE MASQUERADE

Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell are masquerading as Republicans again.

DISCRIMINATION 101

You can't be denied service in a restaurant if you're Black, a lesbian, a transgender, a Catholic, an old fart, disabled or due to individual political opinions.  But. you can be denied service if you work in the White House. 

"FREEDOM" OF SPEECH

You're free to say anything you want... unless you're a conservative.  

"IT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE"

I keep getting these nasty emails from the Trump people, and they all say, "It's your last chance." 

I'm certain they're intended for Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, Mitch McConnell or Paul Ryan...

 

RICHARD HARRISON

Goodbye, Old Man.  

THE BIG BAD WOLVES

With all of the huffing, puffing, grandstanding, posturing and bellyaching coming out of Congressional hearings into the I.G. Report, what makes you think they're going to do anything?  For one thing, they haven't done a damned thing about these issues for 18 months; for another, neither Paul Ryan or Mitch McConnell will let them do anything about it... 

CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER

His passing deeply saddens anybody and everybody who ever stopped to listen to what he had to say.  He was a fine man and we were truly blessed to have him in our midst.  

IS TODAY THE DAY?

Will this be the day that Paul Ryan shoves "his" version of a new immigration bill down the throats of the House?  It's the bill that he's been keeping top secret, like he did with the last budget and like Pelosi did with ObamaCare.  I guess, if we don't like it, that's TS.  

HOW TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT KIDS

Build the damned wall!

WHITE HOUSE MAID TO RESIGN?

First, it was was said by the liberal fake news that Melania was separating from Trump.  When that story got no traction, the story came out that John Kelly couldn't stand being in the "dysfunctional" White House any longer and was resigning.  When that story got no traction, the story changed to Sarah Sanders turning in her resignation.  So, who's next on their fake target list... the White House maid? 

I CAN NO LONGER BE POLITE...

Kathy Griffin is a bitch.  

EINSTEIN WAS RACIST?

They've discovered from his diaries that Einstein was racist.  They need to dig him up and burn him at the stake.  

HEAR ALL THAT WHINING COMING FROM THE SEATTLE CITY COUNCIL?

Seattle City Council is so, so dismayed and distraught that Amazon, Starbucks and others are balking at their newly-enacted $275 per-head employee tax.  

NEVER TRUMPERS IN FULL MELTDOWN

Trump makes historic progress with North Korea.  

MY HAT IS OFF TO...

Charles Krauthammer... a true gentleman, a brilliant analyst, and a man of great courage and perseverance. 

DONALD TRUMP'S NEW NICKNAME

The folks at the G-7 are now referring to him as "Fang."

MUELLER MISCHIEF COMING UP?

Will Robert Mueller's Special Counsel team release some information or take some action over the weekend or Monday to deflect from Trump's meeting with Kim Jong Un?  Naw... he would do that, would he?  I mean... not without Jeff Sessions' okay, right? 

HOT QUESTION

If the molten lava spewing out of active volcanoes continues unabated until the center of the earth has been totally emptied and the earth caves in on itself... will there still be any Democrats remaining to blame Trump?

HOW CAN IT BE?

I searched on Google to find out what the "Me Too Movement" was all about.  Up popped Bill Clinton's name.  

How can that be?  

KIM TO MEET WITH TRUMP AT WHITE HOUSE!

In fact, they're meeting tomorrow... President Trump and Kim Kardashian.  Maybe she'll give up her nukes?  

I'VE BECOME DISENCHANTED WITH TREY GOWDY

He can't even talk the talk, let alone walk the walk.  

IF YOU REALLY WANT TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS...

Try taking Ambien.

ABC'S REPLACEMENT FOR ROSEANNE

Will undoubtedly be Rosie O'Donnell, who never says anything nasty.

KILAUEA MAY ERUPT FOR A FEW WEEKS

But Hillary has been erupting ever since November of 2016.

NANCY PELOSI SPEAKS

Well, of course we want to impeach Trump and will right after we win back the majority in the House and Senate in November.  But, we're not going to make a campaign issue out of it, because it's still deep in the fog of controversy.