Bend Over On The Freeway

If you thought 2020 was bad, just wait until January 20th, when things really start to get bad! 

 

Fake Guns Could Net You 25 Years In Prison

A New York woman is facing weapons charges after the NYPD stormed her home and seized at least 22 guns from her apartment, 21 of which were fake and being used by rappers and actors as part of their shows.  Authorities raided her home and charged her with first-degree criminal possession of a weapon. She now faces a possible 25-year prison sentence. 

Next step in this inevitable journey is to charge you with child neglect and endangerment for allowing your 8-year-old son to possess a cap pistol.   

Fox News Is Leaving The Country

Evidently obliging to wishes of the Biden administration for a globalist nation, Fox News is expanding to 30 other countries.  Maybe Venezuela will be first? 

 

Obama's Third Term

Barack Hussein Obama admits now that Biden is becoming president, Biden will report directly to him and he'll be having his third term as president.  

Bye, Bye NYC

New York's dynamic duo Andrew Cuomo and Bill DeBlasio are warning they're about to shut New York City totally down! Even the hookers are getting nervous!

Useless As Tits On A Boar Hog

 FBI

The Question Everyone Is Afraid To Ask

Have they closed down the brothels due to Covid-19? Hunter wants to know...

 

Defund...

 Soros!

 

Chuck Yeager Leaves The World...

Up in the air!

 

Unity

The Democrats and the left are condescending, arrogant, patronizing and downright threatening toward Republicans.  But they want unity!  

California: Here We Go Again!

Newsom is getting ready to shut down California again, including bars, barbershops and salons. Nancy Pelosi is frantically calling around San Francisco looking for someplace to get her secret "do."

 

The Next Ripoff Is Already In Motion

They're going to use the same voting machines and software in the January Georgia Senate elections as they used in the presidential election? Nobody is screaming bloody murder? 

You're Safe Now

Darth Vader has died. 

 

Sadly Mistaken

Seventeen percent of Biden voters say they would have voted for Trump if they had known about the scandals involving Joe, Hunter, China and the Ukraine. 

Lesson to Democrats: Don't trust the mainstream media.  

 

Question of the Decade

Just why hasn't John Brennan been sent to Gitmo? 

Burp!

Welcome back from Thanksgiving. Waddle on over here and tell me about it! 

This Will Be A Sad Holiday For America

 

The Silence Is Ominous

The total lack of silence on the part of Republicans while President Trump battles the election debacle with little or no support, is totally ominous.  

Are they, too, in the bag for Karl Marx?

Newsom: Entitlement 101

I don't know what the problem is with Governor Newsom's attendance at a lavish birthday party in wine country while the rest of us suffer under his Covid-19 dictates.  After all, he IS a Democrat and he IS the Governor, you know! 

Besides, he always apologizes to the masses after he does these things.  

 

Massive Voter Fraud in California?

That's the allegation, be we all know that to be untrue.  After all, Governor Newsom promised the most secure election in the history of mankind, didn't he?  

 

 

This Thanksgiving

Let's give Fauci the bird.  

Chinese Cold Case Solved!

Ah Chu did it!

 

Washington Rumor Mill

I hear they're already planning on remodeling the White House basement for Joe's new living quarters...

The Dems Are Coming Afer You!

If you had a Trump sign in your yard... if you wrote a social media post backing Trump... if you had a Trump-Pence bumper sticker on your car... the Democrats are going to get you fired from your job, kicked out of your school, denied loans and credit cards, and thrown in jail for not wearing a mask! 

Oh, and by the way, let's have peace and unity!

Alex Trebec

No longer in Jeopardy.  

 

New National Mask Orders In The Works

Citing an overwhelming mandate from the American people, Joe Biden will require that all citizens wear masks 24/7 beginning January 2oth. Violators will be persecuted. Anarchists, illegals  and Antifa members will be exempt.  

Each mask will be fitted with a transmitter that will notify authorities if the mask is taken off.  

Sign Of Things To Come

Chuck Schumer vows that after the Democrats win the Georgia Senate race, they will be totally in charge of everything that goes on in America and they WILL change it. 

Republicans Claim They Can Win In 2022

 WHO CARES?

 

Republicans Failed Us Yet Again

The Republican leaders of this country once again had everything going for them. President Trump stood behind them, but they did not stand behind him.  

And once again, freedom-loving Americans will pay the penalty.  

There Isn't A Jail Big Enough In This Country

To hold all of the crooks, fraudsters and corrupt election officials!

I'd Be Willing To Bet

That not one of those dens of iniquity where they're still doing the vote counting has cameras in it.  

And Now It Begins

 The 2024 Election Season!

Hopefully, Twitter Has Had It's Last Tweet!

 They deserve it. 

My Message To The Country

Anyone who doesn't vote is not truly an American!

Rumor About Hunter Biden

The story floating around the Beltway is that Hunter Biden has been hired to count the votes in Pennsylvania! 

Is Uncle Joe Preparing To Bow Out?

Pull The Plug On Corruption!

 

Vote For Trump-Pence!

Come Dance With Me

Biden never did answer about his and Hunter's graft and corruption involving "pay to play" schemes at America's expense.  While he did say he never took a dime from a foreign country, he didn't deny the existence of Hunter's laptop or of its contents, and he did not say that he never took a dime from Hunter or one of Hunter's "companies" which were acting as a funnel for the money from Ukraine and China.  

Biden Wasn't Looking At His Watch!

 He was checking his health monitor to see if he was still alive!

How To Get On My Bad Side

 Don't Vote

 

What They WON'T Ask BIden Tonight!

Biden will not be asked about Emails, Ukraine, China, Russia or Hunter.  

Speaking Of Hunter Biden...

Where IS the little bastard?  

Kamala Reminds Me Of...

 Imelda Marcos!

Xi Jinping Biden?

This is China, Inc.’: Emails Reveal Hunter Biden’s Associates Helped Communist-Aligned Chinese Elites Secure White House Meetings. 

As a matter of interest, what favors do you think China will demand from Biden if he wins the presidency?  

Biden Needs To Stay In His Basement

Even Ronny Jackson, Obama's former White House doctor, says he has observed Biden on the campaign trail and has concluded that Uncle Joe no longer has the mental capacity to be president.  As a matter of fact, even the groundhogs in Joe's neighborhood have moved out...

Be Careful What You Say About AOC!

 She just might put a hex on you!

President Kamalala Harris? Really?

 

Whitey Ford

 He never pitched BLM!

Eddie Van Halen

 His music will be missed. 

It Took Time For Democrats To Evolve

 Meanness doesn't just happen overnight! 

Biden Draws Huge Crowd!

 Joe Biden, campaigning in Florida, drew huge crowds... of flies the other day!

Biden or Bidet?

B = Biggest

I = Idiot

D = Democrats

E = Ever

N = Nominated

Nobel Peace Prize: Trump'sThird Nomination

You'd never guess it after watching last Tuesday's debate! 

She Was A Woman!

 Helen Reddy has sung her last song.  

I Hope You've Learned Your Lesson!

 Keep skunks and Democrats at a distance!

Hunter Biden Has Reformed

He doesn't do drugs anymore! He just engages in international money laundering and bribery.  

Wow! What a relief!

Biden's Hidden Past

The Texas Commission on Environmental Quality warned the Brazosport Water Authority last Friday of the potential contamination of its water supply with Naegleria fowleri, a brain-eating amoeba. Biden has yet to disclose that he once lived there. 

Virus Goes Racial

The loonies are now claiming that the Wuhan Virus affects more Blacks than Whites.

  

Suffering From Biden's Disease

Senate Democrats are discussing removing Diane Feinstein from the Senate Judiciary Committee. The 87-year-old evidently suffers from Biden's Disease... the inability to comprehend what is going on or to talk about it with clarity. 

 

Will It Be Donna Brazile?

I wonder who the Democrats will arrange to have Joe Biden be provided with the questions for the 1st Presidential Debate ahead of time? 

 

Help Wanted

Wanted: Low-life male or female willing to file deposition alleging selected candidate for Supreme Court tried to coerce them into sexual relations 25+ years ago. Pay depends on experience and believeability. For applications, contact Diane Feinstein, Adam, Schiff or George Soros. 

 

Next Horrible Move By Our Enemies

Antifa... BLM... Anarchists... Media... Democrats... Now they're threatening to burn down our houses? 

 

Dumb As A Post Hole

The Democrats in charge of Minneapolis... the ones who voted to defund and eliminate their police department... are now consulting with Harvard graduates trying to figure out why their crime rates are going up!  

RBG

Even though I disagree with almost everything she said or did, I think she truly believed in America in her own way...unlike 99.9% of her Democrat colleagues.  RIP.  

How To Shut Down Biden For Ever and Ever

Turn off his teleprompter. 

I.S.I.S. Thriving In U.S.

I.S.I.S. has changed its name to Antifa and moved its headquarters into the United States.  

Best Therapy

 Sometimes, the best therapy is taking a long drive on a short road.  

John Kasich & MItt Romney

With all of their flapping off at the gums, one has to wonder why one of them isn't president?  Oh... couldn't get anyone to vote for them?  

So Much Pomp, So LIttle Substance

 Lindsey Graham.

What's Happening?

 We no longer hear about North Korea, Russia, Iran... all we hear about is riots and Covid.  Why?  

It's Time To Give In To Pelosi!

First, it was the Chinese Virus.  Next came the countless riots.  Now, California is burning to ashes.  Well somebody PLEASE let Nancy Pelosi have her damned ice cream?

Pelosi's Reasoning?

Could it be the main reason Pelosi is refusing to negotiate on a stimulus package is that we raised such a fuss over her illegal hair job?  In any event, she is not to be bothered; she's busy getting her nails sharpened!

 

AOC Is Now In Charge?

Alexandia Ocasio-Cortez is now ruling the roost in the "Democratic" Party.  Even a Kennedy can't beat her!  As for Nancy, she does as she's told!

Drowsy?

Drowsy? Just remember, pard... that marble slab is doggone hard.  

A message from Burma Shave... and advise to drive safely this holiday!

Chicken Mayor Runs For Cover

Portland Mayor Ted Wheel, who just had BLM and associated anarchists damage his condo building, has announced he is moving. Any decent American would stay put and resolve the problems in the city of which he is in charge.  Would you want a loser like this guy moving in next door to you?  

Talk About Putting Pearls On A Pig...

As the story goes, Nancy Pelosi went in to a beauty salon in San Francisco the other day and... well, you get the drift!  

 

Dilemma

Would you rather die of Covid-19 or of an attack by an anarchist? I think this poll is being conducted for the Democrat Party... one way or another, they want all conservative Americans to die. 

If You Have Any Question About Who To Vote For...

 

When you vote for a Democrat, this is what you are voting for. 

Would You Vote For Someone Who Doesn't Believe In God?

Well, we all know that the Democrats removed God from the Pledge of Allegiance.  And we know that they removed all references to God from their party platform.  As Nancy Pelosi once put it,"You don't need God anymore; you have us democrats!" 

The logical conclusion is that a vote for a Democrat is a vote for Satan.  

Postmaster General Must Be Fired

 He tells the truth.  

Are You Getting Enough

 Magnesium?

 

Warning! You Will Die!

Democrats are saying you will die of the Chinese Virus if you show up to vote in person at the polls, so you had damned well better vote by mail!  

Chicken little is still alive and well...

Stand Down

Recent history will prove that 99.3725% of politicians don't really know where they really stand about anything. 

 

Eliminating Racism: A New Approach

Portland State University campus police officers are being disarmed effective November 20th in order to eliminate systemic racism.  And... poof!  Just like that, racism disappears!

  

It's True! Kamala Harris Is NOT A U.S. Citizen!

She was born in Oakland...  

Birth Question

Coulld it be true that Kamala Harris and Barack Obama were both born in the same Hawaiian hospital?  

Just Askin'

If Biden and the Democrats were serious about picking a VP candidate who is smart and well-known, why didn't they pick Hillary? 

Asking for a friend...

Who IS That Masked Man?

Biden wants every American to wear masks indoors, outdoors, 24/7 for the next 90 days.  The key operative word here is "American."   That means... if you're an illegal alien, Antifa, BLM, an anarchist or a Democrat, you are exempt.  

Duh, I Don't Know!

How does one of the lowest polling presidential candidates in the primaries end up being first choice for Vice President?  

Ask Barack Obama and George Soros?

Question Of The Year!

Who's America's biggest enemy?

• Biden
• Harris
• The Democrats
• Obama
• Soros
• China
• Antifa
  

A Real Test For The Pests

Forget a cognitive test for Biden!  Let's test the mainstream media and see how many of them can pass one!

Looking For Diamond And Silk

After FOX NEWS gave them the boot for telling the truth about the Chinese Virus, they've joined Newsmax TV.  

Meet The New President Of The United States

 

Quit Picking On Biden!

We all know about his litany of faults, not the least of which is his escalating dementia. But, I think it's mean and cruel for us to keep bringing it up.  Let's just let the Democrats fall on their own swords and forget about it.  

Wear Your Mask To Bed At NIght!

Just in case a burglar breaks in, help stop the spread of the Chinese Virus!

CUOMO WANTS... WHAT?

New York's ultra-intelligent Governor Cuomo wants wealthy New Yorkers to return, now that he has cured the Chinese Virus.  No mention was made in his plea about BLM, Antifa, anarchists, defunding the police or high taxes...

BEDLAM IN SMOKE-FILLED ROOMS

The Democrats are in deep turmoil.  They just don't know how to keep Uncle Joe off the debate stage with Trump and the word is that Joe's cognitive abilities are declining at a more rapid pace. 
 

PREFERENCE TEST

Would you rather be a Democrat or an American? 

WILFORD BRIMLEY

A great western actor and a good guy, now plying his trade on a greater stage... so to speak.  

HERMAN CAIN

Would have made a great President.  Sorry to see him leave.