Two Peas in a Pod

Whitmer and Newsom: out of the same mold! 

 

God Has Evidently Returned to the Face of the Earth!

Dr. Fauci! Dr. Fauci! Dr. Fauci! 

 

Stiffed

I can tell by the way he walks that somebody has been putting starch in Uncle Joe's underwear!  

Please, Oh Please Mr. Neytanyahu

Uncle Joe Biden told the world he expected Israel to deescalate conflicts with Hamas by yesterday.  Benji game him the finger... as he should have.  

Who's Boss?

Lovely Rashida Tlaib sure put Uncle Joe in his place on the Detroit airport tarmack yesterday!!! Ewww!

If You Think Uncle Joe is Bad for the Country...

Just wait until Kamalala takes charge. 

 

The Who

Who in their right minds could have ever imagined that Washington DC would ever... ever run out of gas? 

Anyone Hear Anything From

 John Durham? 

A Woman Scorned

 LIZ

Big Shots

Big shooting in Russia yesterday. Look for the Dems to blame us NRA members.  

 

Joe Biden Defined

Jimmy Carter, Barack Hussein Obama, Mao Tse Tung and George Gobel... all wrapped up into one.  

 

Segregation 101

First, they segregated blacks from whites. Then, they segregated smokers from non-smokers. Now, they're segregating those who have vax cards from those who don't.  On Monday, Washington Gov. Jay Inslee issued revised guidelines stating that sports venues and churches can increase capacity, but only if they designate segregated sections for vaccinated attendees. 

 

If You Had a Billion Dollars...

How many politicians could you buy off at $1 million each?  

 

Facebook

There's two sides to every story. They can run their company anyway they want to, and we don't have to use it.  

Biden's Junta

Biden's junta claims journalists "uncover the truth, check the abuse of power, and demand transparency from those in power. They are indispensable to the functioning of democracy."

 

The Basecamp is Deserted

About one-third of the employees of software developer Basecamp have quit their jobs after the company’s founders asked them to focus on developing software, rather than get involved in politics at work.

Pelosi's Laptop

Rumor has it that Pelosi's laptop computer has been found on Sarah Palin's fishing boat in Alaska...

 

Republicans Running for Cover!

After observing the Feds raid on Rudy Giuliani, the handwriting is on the wall: the Biden regime is out to marginalize, chastise and punish Republicans and Trump supporters in any way they can.  This is even more evident by the appearance that Hunter Biden will face no further scrutiny or charges related to his activities in the Ukraine or with China and that Uncle Joe himself will totally skate on charges of family corruption.  

Republicans, fearful of facing the wraths of Biden, Obama, Harris, Pelosi and Schumer, are now shucking and ducking even more than they ever did before.  

About Last Night

A few people were watching the Three Stooges on TV.   

Speechless in the Basement

Uncle Joe has never joined a conference call with the nation's governors about the Wuhan Virus...

The Only Thing Lower Than a Snake's Belly...

 The Oscar's ratings.  

Speed Test

Would you be willing to get into a driver-less, computer-driven car that's going to travel 70 mph toward a driver-less car that's heading toward you at 70 mph? 

Uncle Joe Sez...

We have no right to be ticked off at Asian-Americans just because the Chinese sent the Wuhan virus to us.   

 

Cops Have No Business Interfering With Stabbing Teens

BLM activist Bree Newsome says that "Teenagers have been having fights including fights involving knives for eons. We do not need police to address these situations." 

Okay... let them stab each other to death and then let's see what you have to day about that. 

The Border: Why Kamalala is Silent

The main reason Kamala has refused to hold a press conference since she was named "border czar" is that she has nothing intelligent to add to the conversation.  

About Those New UFOs

We are already under control of the aliens, and Joe Biden is their leader.  

 

More Background Checks?

It's interesting to note that the vast majority of shooters should not have had the ability to acquire guns. Law enforcement already had contacts with the individuals; yet, they managed to get their weapons and commit shootings anyway.  Now, Biden and the Dems want more worthless gun background checks? 

 

Is Our DeFacto President...

 ...George Soros, Barack Obama, or Jeff Bezos? 

Uncle Joe and Kamalalala Have Yellow Streaks Down Their Backs

They don't want to deal with BLM, Antifa,  the border crisis, Iran, China, Russia... or Biden's dog.  

Message to Fauci (X-Rated)

Fauci says it is not okay to eat or drink indoors, even if you're been vaccinated.  

I've heard enough from this pompous fraud.  He can eat shit and die.  

Las Vegas Bans Grass?

Las Vegas, running into a shortage of water, is considering banning lawns. What are they going to do with all of those dried-up golf courses?   

Prince Philip Has Died

Now, at long last, maybe we can get our minds off of Harry and what's-her-name?  

 

There's Nothing Wrong With Joe Biden...

That an honest election wouldn't cure.  

 

First, It Was Toilet Paper!

Now, Covid-19 is causing a shortage on ketchup!

 

Did You Know?

Did you know that Kamalalala visited Oakland over the weekend? Neither did I.  Evidently, only a dozen or so of the 81 million who voted for her did show up...

Eternity?

When? When will all of this "pandemic" lockdown, shutdown, mask mandate, vaccine bullshit end? 

We have a right to know! 

Will You Be Banned?

A public health professor at George Washington University says that anyone who refuses a Covid vaccination should be banned from American society.  

 

Today's Oxymoron

AOC thinks. 

 

And Today Is...

Biden's birthday!

 

 

ID?

If an ID is not required to vote,  they have NO right to ask for a vaccination card for anything. 

Kamalalala is TICKED OFF!

Poor, sad Kamala. She can't live in the VP mansion because they're remodeling it!  

 

North Korea vs. Biden

Kim keeps threatening Uncle Joe, but Uncle Joe is not saying anything in response. In fact, he's been hiding out in his basement in Delaware all weekend.   

Kamalalala's Last Laugh

She snorted and laughed like crazy when asked if she was going to see the border. 

Now, she's in charge of it? 

On Vacation Already?

In his first 63 days in office, I think Biden has already had more days off than Trump had in four years.  

About Uncle Joe

Is he all there? 

 

How Biden Resolves Issues

Because southern border states are madder than hell with the influx of illegal aliens, Biden plans to ship them up north to Montana, North Dakota and  Idaho.  

Go Maskless!

Fauci was asked to provide data to show that wearing a mask reduces transmission of Covid. He can't.  

Speaking of St. Patrick, Where's...

 Lou Dobbs?  

Fake News

Fauci.

 

 

The Vatican Is Broke?

They have billions of dollars worth of jewels, artifacts and gold in the basement and they're claiming poverty?  

 

Raising A Stink

The main reason they want to obliterate Pepe Le Pew is that the name reminds everyone of Barack Obama.  

Turning America Into A Hell-Hole

Biden has single-handedly done that in less than 60 days.   

Sick & Tired Of Hearing About Harry and Meghan

Why aren't we talking about Hunter and Joe? 

 

TIME Magazine's Man of the Year?

 

Covid Relief

The Covid Relief Bill has passed! Oh, Joy! I suddenly went from having $20 in my wallet to having nothing and owing $2,000. And 90% of that missing money is being either spent on  pork or sent overseas! 

 

Not Much

The average attention span of a rabid Democrat is less than one second.  

 

Bringing Up The Rear

China subjected U.S. diplomats to anal Wuhan virus tests.  

 

Mitch Sucks

It's pretty bad when you have the lowest favorability rating of any Member of Congress...  lower than Schiff, or Pelosi, orWaters or AOC!  

He's most deserving of the distinction.  

Cuomo Hasn't Done A Damned Thing Wrong!

Just ask ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC or CNN! 

 

Fauci's Tyranny

The "revered" Dr. Fauci is now saying that we're going to be wearing masks until the end of 2022. 

I say we run the bastard out of the country on a pogo stick.   

Trump's Burial Spot

The House Dems have introduced a Bill to prevent Trump from being buried in Arlington National Cemetery.  

Not to worry; I hear Trump has already arranged to be buried next to Nancy Pelosi.  

Everyone's A LIar!

So saith the Cuomo!

 

Republicans

Republicans are well-known for carping like hell when the Democrats are in charge, and doing absolutely nothing about it when they are in charge!

  

Mitch McConnell and Mitt Romney...

Should both go together and form their own political party.  

 

Is God a Man or a Woman?

Ask Caitlin Jenner.  

 

Graham Has More Hot Air Than 500 Balloons!

Lindsey Graham is like a bandy rooster running around the farmyard crowing and crowing that he's going to do this, and he's going to do that. Think abut it: How many "investigations" about this or that has he promised just in the last four years, investigations that have never seen the light of day?  

He now threatens that the Republicans could impeach Vice President Harris if they win back the House in 2022?

Somebody needs to send him 100 pounds of Ex-Lax! He needs it!  

McConnell Has Proven Beyond All Reasonable Doubt...

What a jackass RINO he really is! 

 

Biden...

Is no president. 

Not mine, anyway.  

 

Why The Democrats Are In Charge

The main reason the Democrats have an advantage over the rest of us is that they don't fear God.  

Kansas City's New Name

The Kansas City NFL team, the Kansas City Chiefs, has been under fire to change its name due to the political correctness culture permeating the left.  After appearing in the Superbowl, they have decided to change their name from the Chiefs to the "Squaws."  

The Democrat Games Are Not Over

The Biden administration wants to adjust the 2020 census figures because Covid-19 skewed the results?  

 

Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish

Nancy Pelosi has canceled her weekly news conferences.  

 

More News From The Last Election

I just heard that Wyatt Earp and Jesse James voted for Biden in the last election! 

 

20 Million Covid Vaccines Missing!

As corrupt as the Bidens are, the missing vaccines were probably sold to China.  

Another Nail In The Coffin Of The Republican Party

They voted to Let Liz Cheney retain her seat as the Republican Conference Chair, thereby announcing to the world that they support her vote to impeach Trump.   

 Well, just kiss my ass!

Humility

 Humility is when you have ten million things to do and your computer says no.  

Democrat Admission

By keeping the National Guard troops in DC, the Democrats are admitting that they lost the election and the only way they can retain power is to surround themselves with guns.  

Today Is A Day That Will Live In Infamy

 02012021

Ruling By Fiat

The continual signing of a record number of Executive Orders by President Biden makes it abundantly clear: (1) any and all vestiges of the Trump administration shall be erased; (2) neither Congress, the Courts or the people have any say.  

 

THIS Will Raise Your Blood Pressure!

Locked up California criminals, the ones who scammed the state's unemployment system out of billions of dollars, got their Covid vaccines before anybody else!

Thanks, Governor Newsom!

Kerry: Laid Off OIl And Gas Workers Will Find Better Jobs

 Someday. 

Biden Lying?

 One America News is reporting:

Joe Biden is caught lying yet again, this time over his remarks about President Trump’s ‘Buy American’ economic policies.

“But the previous administration didn’t take it seriously enough,” Biden claimed. “federal agencies waived the ‘Buy American’ requirement without much push back at all. ”

Critics have said this is a blatant lie as ‘Buy American’ was a key staple of President Trump’s policies on manufacturing and foreign trade. The Trump administration hosted ‘Made in America’ events and even imposed high-tariffs on imports to support U.S. manufacturers. 

Now, I find it absolutely astounding that anyone would ever accuse Biden of lying!  Don;t you agree? 

Larry King

I didn't care for the guy's style, but he was a legend in his own right. 

 

Hank Aaron

Slugged himself all of the way into the heavenly angel's baseball team. 

  

Biden Wants To Make America Like California?

Let me OUT of this ZOO!

Four Gods Of The Universe

 Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and Google. 

Republicans In Congress...

 Are a disgrace to everything they told us they stood for when we elected them.  

Biden's Buddies Marching Toward The Border

Thousands of Guatemalans are heading for the border, demanding that Biden live up to his promises and let them in.  The Dems need the votes for 2022! 

Donald Tober

 Founder and CEO of Sweet and Low, couldn't handle the lows of Parkinson Disease.  RIP.  

Pelosi's Surgery

If she ever has a hemorrhoidectomy, there won't be anything left of her.  

Trump Gets Impeached... Again

That ends THAT suspense! Yawn!

 

Benedict Arnolds Ride Again

Republicans go after Trump.  

 

Biden Declares WAR!

Against the NRA!

Tommy Lasorda

That man had balls.  

 

Biden Wants To Make America LIke California?

Let me OUT of this ZOO!

 

 

Question Of The Decade

 Will politicians EVER be patriots? 

Hint

The mainstream media was blaming Trump for the Capital demonstrations before they even began...

Still Riding HIgh

 

Still In Charge Of The People's House

 

If the Republicans Lose In Georgia...

They will have nobody to blame except stingy Mitch.