Friday, July 23, 2021

Are YOU Exempt?

News story: Joe Biden used a personal email account to send classified intelligence to his son, Hunter.  That's perfectly okay, isn't it? I mean, after all... Joe IS a Democrat, and Democrats are exempt from the law, right? 

 

Thursday, July 22, 2021

Can You Believe This?

Bacon now costs more per pound than plywood!

 

Wednesday, July 21, 2021

Is Another Lockdown Imminent?

Americans are getting awfully snarky about the Biden gang and just too damned vocal with their opinions. Word has it that another Wuhan Virus lockdown is imminent.  


Tuesday, July 20, 2021

Monday, July 19, 2021

You're As Dumb As a Post!

You're TOO dumb!!! That's what Uncle Joe Biden just called every American! You're too dumb to make up your own minds about Covid19 vaccines! You're too stupid to study the facts and reach your own conclusions! That's why he's asking Facebook to censor posts... to protect you from your own stupidity! Coming from the dementia king of the century, that takes guts! Who in the hell does he think he is, anyway?

Friday, July 16, 2021

Put Your Mask Back On!

Los Angeles had ordered citizens to put their masks back on! And so it begins!  

I will NOT comply!

  

Thursday, July 15, 2021

Oh, My!

 The numbers in the Arizona audit don't match the November 2020 election results! Oh, my! 


Wednesday, July 14, 2021

Democrats Huddle in Fear

Texas Democrats, shaken to their core with the possibility that the State of Texas just might close the door to election fraud, have left the state in order to prevent the legislature from having a quorum, necessary to conduct business.  They vamoosed to Washington, D.C. where, they hope, Fancy Nancy and Uncle Joe will protect them. 

Tuesday, July 13, 2021

How's Your Windows 10 Doing?

Microsoft has just about run out of excuses to update and screw up your Windows 10. Now they're rolling out Windows 11 so they can start all over again fresh.

Monday, July 12, 2021

Gas Prices: Bend Over

Now that gas prices are soaring to record highs, Biden intends to raise taxes on gasoline manufacturers and distributors and get rid of all subsidies. Just who do you think is going to pay for all of that?

Friday, July 09, 2021

Rashida Tlaib and I Agree!

Rashida Tlaib and I agree. She says the CBP and ICE and their parent agencies should be defunded. The parent organization is the United States Government. Yes! Let's defund the U.S. Government!

 

Thursday, July 08, 2021

If You Really Want to Tick Off the Dems

Buy a gun and ammo.

Join the NRA. 

Get training.

Wednesday, July 07, 2021

Putin's Laugh of the Day

Uncle Joe has vowed to "crack down" on Russia if they are responsible for computer hacking in the U.S. 

Tuesday, July 06, 2021

Suing Fox News

Ed Henry, who got fired from Fox News last year, is now suing the beleaguered network for  discrimination against conservatives. Fox News says he got fired due to allegations of sexual misconduct... allegations which are still being litigated in court. Either way, Fox News has a whole lot of explaining to do.  


Friday, July 02, 2021

Fox News: Topple Topple

Fox News is witnessing its ratings plummet as it leans further and further to the left. Newsmax beat them out in the key ratings last weekend. Obviously, they don't care, but their advertisers might.  

Drive safely over the holiday!

Thursday, July 01, 2021

California Enacts Travel Bans

California is banning state employee travel to Florida and several other states which, California claims, have unfriendly LGBT+ laws on the books. Those states are tickled pink that Californians will be staying out.  

 

Wednesday, June 30, 2021

Tuesday, June 29, 2021

Biden's Not the Only Dem With Dementia

Dems are now starting to chorus that they never said anything about defunding the police! 

 

Monday, June 28, 2021

Finally, We Get the Truth?

Maybe, when the feds come clean about UFO's, we'll finally find out the truth about where Obama was actually born? 


Friday, June 25, 2021

Zero

That's how many of the 50 states stepped up to the plate and said, "We would welcome an audit of our 2020 election and our election  processes!" 

 

Thursday, June 24, 2021

You've Got to Give Biden Credit...

He made it onto Air Force One, flew overseas and was up and down those stairs many times, and never one did he fall on his ass! 

 

Wednesday, June 23, 2021

Cognitive Ability Test? Are You KIdding Me?

The Dems, who fought tooth-and-nail to remove Trump from office because he was "mentally unfit" to carry out his duties, are now fighting tooth-and-nail to prevent Biden, who daily exhibits increasing mental decline, from having to take a cognitive abilities test.   


Tuesday, June 22, 2021

Lightfoot's Racism Slight-of-Hand

Lori Lightfoot, that delightful damsel who calls herself Mayor of Chicago, is recently noted for refusing to allow white reporters into her press conferences. Last week, she announced that racism is a "public health emergency," and arranged to divert $10 million in Covid health funds to fight it.  I didn't know that was legal, either!  

Monday, June 21, 2021

As It Should Be?

Walter Shaub, the director of the United States Office of Government Ethics under President Obama, said the Biden administration is sending a "f--- you" to ethics experts by hiring so many relatives of senior White House officials. I don't have a problem with it; I've been expecting Uncle Joe to put Hunter in charge of the DEA for weeks now...

Friday, June 18, 2021

Juneteenth

I guess the Democrats have finally recognized that slavery no longer is a good thing.

 

Thursday, June 17, 2021

Sheer Power!

I hear Uncle Joe sure put Vladimir in his place!  


Wednesday, June 16, 2021

Weekend Headlines

Mass shootings in 3 states leave 2 dead, at least 30 wounded!

And how many got shot in Chicago? 
 

Tuesday, June 15, 2021

Monday, June 14, 2021

A Now Famous Chuckle

I've come to the conclusion that, when Harris chuckles, she's essentially saying "F--- You."  


Friday, June 11, 2021

Lights Out!

California is warning of more rolling blackouts and "public safety power shutoffs" this summer. If you don't like it, go buy a generator. Unlike other states, it seems, California is under no obligation to ensure that citizens have electricity.   

 

Thursday, June 10, 2021

Chagrin, Waiting to Happen

Before Xi Jinping sits down to chat with Uncle Joe, he's undoubtedly going to ask, "How's Hunter?" 

 

Wednesday, June 09, 2021

How to Know When You've Hit the Target

When they start jumping up and down and yelling about your "conspiracy theories."


Tuesday, June 08, 2021

Hot Potato

Word has it that Congressional Republicans are avoiding being seen with Liz Cheney like the plague! 

Monday, June 07, 2021

God On The Face Of The Earth!

Fauci will never be fired, under any circumstances according to Psaki.  So, sit down, shut up and do as you're told! 

 

Friday, June 04, 2021

Dry Humor

It's so hot and arid out west... hopefully, California will dry up and blow away!

Thursday, June 03, 2021

Another Phony Job for Kamalala

Uncle Joe, obviously scared stiff over the growing number of state election audits,  is putting Kamalala in charge of dealing with the nation's voting crisis. Judging be her tenure as "Border Czar," this should be interesting.  

Wednesday, June 02, 2021

Buy More Toilet Paper NOW!

With the prices of lumber and forest products skyrocketing, it is only logical that the cost of toilet paper is going up! 

Tuesday, June 01, 2021

Wuhan Lab Doesn't Exist?

Biden and his thugs are doing everything they can to bury the now well-known fact that the Chinese created and weaponized the Wuhan Virus... and then unleashed it upon the world.  Now that the real beans are being spilled and all of this time has passed, some Wuhan lab  employees are claiming they were bitten by bats, and that's what started the pandemic! 

Whatever the story, China insists it is not to blame.  

 

Friday, May 28, 2021

Remember When Everyone Was Burning Bras?

It's time for national MASK burning parties!  


Thursday, May 27, 2021

Making Life Simple

There's no such think as male, female and the litany of other genders any longer. Forms now simply ask: male, female or "non-binary." 

Wednesday, May 26, 2021

Putin and Biden to Meet June 16th

The Beast and the Demented. 

 

Tuesday, May 25, 2021

Two Peas in a Pod

Whitmer and Newsom: out of the same mold! 

 

Monday, May 24, 2021

Friday, May 21, 2021

Stiffed

I can tell by the way he walks that somebody has been putting starch in Uncle Joe's underwear!  


Thursday, May 20, 2021

Please, Oh Please Mr. Neytanyahu

Uncle Joe Biden told the world he expected Israel to deescalate conflicts with Hamas by yesterday.  Benji game him the finger... as he should have.  


Wednesday, May 19, 2021

Who's Boss?

Lovely Rashida Tlaib sure put Uncle Joe in his place on the Detroit airport tarmack yesterday!!! Ewww!


Tuesday, May 18, 2021

If You Think Uncle Joe is Bad for the Country...

Just wait until Kamalala takes charge. 

 

Monday, May 17, 2021

The Who

Who in their right minds could have ever imagined that Washington DC would ever... ever run out of gas? 

Friday, May 14, 2021

Thursday, May 13, 2021

Wednesday, May 12, 2021

Big Shots

Big shooting in Russia yesterday. Look for the Dems to blame us NRA members.  

 

Tuesday, May 11, 2021

Joe Biden Defined

Jimmy Carter, Barack Hussein Obama, Mao Tse Tung and George Gobel... all wrapped up into one.  

 

Monday, May 10, 2021

Segregation 101

First, they segregated blacks from whites. Then, they segregated smokers from non-smokers. Now, they're segregating those who have vax cards from those who don't.  On Monday, Washington Gov. Jay Inslee issued revised guidelines stating that sports venues and churches can increase capacity, but only if they designate segregated sections for vaccinated attendees. 

 

Friday, May 07, 2021

If You Had a Billion Dollars...

How many politicians could you buy off at $1 million each?  

 

Thursday, May 06, 2021

Facebook

There's two sides to every story. They can run their company anyway they want to, and we don't have to use it.  

Wednesday, May 05, 2021

Biden's Junta

Biden's junta claims journalists "uncover the truth, check the abuse of power, and demand transparency from those in power. They are indispensable to the functioning of democracy."

 

Tuesday, May 04, 2021

The Basecamp is Deserted

About one-third of the employees of software developer Basecamp have quit their jobs after the company’s founders asked them to focus on developing software, rather than get involved in politics at work.

Monday, May 03, 2021

Pelosi's Laptop

Rumor has it that Pelosi's laptop computer has been found on Sarah Palin's fishing boat in Alaska...

 

Friday, April 30, 2021

Republicans Running for Cover!

After observing the Feds raid on Rudy Giuliani, the handwriting is on the wall: the Biden regime is out to marginalize, chastise and punish Republicans and Trump supporters in any way they can.  This is even more evident by the appearance that Hunter Biden will face no further scrutiny or charges related to his activities in the Ukraine or with China and that Uncle Joe himself will totally skate on charges of family corruption.  

Republicans, fearful of facing the wraths of Biden, Obama, Harris, Pelosi and Schumer, are now shucking and ducking even more than they ever did before.  


Thursday, April 29, 2021

About Last Night

A few people were watching the Three Stooges on TV.   


Wednesday, April 28, 2021

Speechless in the Basement

Uncle Joe has never joined a conference call with the nation's governors about the Wuhan Virus...


Tuesday, April 27, 2021

Monday, April 26, 2021

Speed Test

Would you be willing to get into a driver-less, computer-driven car that's going to travel 70 mph toward a driver-less car that's heading toward you at 70 mph? 


Friday, April 23, 2021

Uncle Joe Sez...

We have no right to be ticked off at Asian-Americans just because the Chinese sent the Wuhan virus to us.   

 

Thursday, April 22, 2021

Cops Have No Business Interfering With Stabbing Teens

BLM activist Bree Newsome says that "Teenagers have been having fights including fights involving knives for eons. We do not need police to address these situations." 

Okay... let them stab each other to death and then let's see what you have to day about that. 

Wednesday, April 21, 2021

The Border: Why Kamalala is Silent

The main reason Kamala has refused to hold a press conference since she was named "border czar" is that she has nothing intelligent to add to the conversation.  


Tuesday, April 20, 2021

About Those New UFOs

We are already under control of the aliens, and Joe Biden is their leader.  

 

Monday, April 19, 2021

More Background Checks?

It's interesting to note that the vast majority of shooters should not have had the ability to acquire guns. Law enforcement already had contacts with the individuals; yet, they managed to get their weapons and commit shootings anyway.  Now, Biden and the Dems want more worthless gun background checks? 

 

Friday, April 16, 2021

Is Our DeFacto President...

 ...George Soros, Barack Obama, or Jeff Bezos? 


Thursday, April 15, 2021

Uncle Joe and Kamalalala Have Yellow Streaks Down Their Backs

They don't want to deal with BLM, Antifa,  the border crisis, Iran, China, Russia... or Biden's dog.  


Wednesday, April 14, 2021

Message to Fauci (X-Rated)

Fauci says it is not okay to eat or drink indoors, even if you're been vaccinated.  

I've heard enough from this pompous fraud.  He can eat shit and die.  

Tuesday, April 13, 2021

Las Vegas Bans Grass?

Las Vegas, running into a shortage of water, is considering banning lawns. What are they going to do with all of those dried-up golf courses?   


Monday, April 12, 2021

Prince Philip Has Died

Now, at long last, maybe we can get our minds off of Harry and what's-her-name?  

 

Friday, April 09, 2021

There's Nothing Wrong With Joe Biden...

That an honest election wouldn't cure.  

 

Thursday, April 08, 2021

First, It Was Toilet Paper!

Now, Covid-19 is causing a shortage on ketchup!

 

Wednesday, April 07, 2021

Did You Know?

Did you know that Kamalalala visited Oakland over the weekend? Neither did I.  Evidently, only a dozen or so of the 81 million who voted for her did show up...

Tuesday, April 06, 2021

Eternity?

When? When will all of this "pandemic" lockdown, shutdown, mask mandate, vaccine bullshit end? 

We have a right to know! 


Monday, April 05, 2021

Will You Be Banned?

A public health professor at George Washington University says that anyone who refuses a Covid vaccination should be banned from American society.  

 

Friday, April 02, 2021

Thursday, April 01, 2021

And Today Is...

Biden's birthday!

 

 

Wednesday, March 31, 2021

ID?

If an ID is not required to vote,  they have NO right to ask for a vaccination card for anything. 

Tuesday, March 30, 2021

Kamalalala is TICKED OFF!

Poor, sad Kamala. She can't live in the VP mansion because they're remodeling it!  

 

Monday, March 29, 2021

North Korea vs. Biden

Kim keeps threatening Uncle Joe, but Uncle Joe is not saying anything in response. In fact, he's been hiding out in his basement in Delaware all weekend.   


Friday, March 26, 2021

Kamalalala's Last Laugh

She snorted and laughed like crazy when asked if she was going to see the border. 

Now, she's in charge of it? 

Wednesday, March 24, 2021

On Vacation Already?

In his first 63 days in office, I think Biden has already had more days off than Trump had in four years.  

Tuesday, March 23, 2021

About Uncle Joe

Is he all there? 

 

Monday, March 22, 2021

How Biden Resolves Issues

Because southern border states are madder than hell with the influx of illegal aliens, Biden plans to ship them up north to Montana, North Dakota and  Idaho.  


Thursday, March 18, 2021

Go Maskless!

Fauci was asked to provide data to show that wearing a mask reduces transmission of Covid. He can't.  

Wednesday, March 17, 2021

Tuesday, March 16, 2021

Monday, March 15, 2021

The Vatican Is Broke?

They have billions of dollars worth of jewels, artifacts and gold in the basement and they're claiming poverty?  

 

Friday, March 12, 2021

Raising A Stink

The main reason they want to obliterate Pepe Le Pew is that the name reminds everyone of Barack Obama.  

Thursday, March 11, 2021

Turning America Into A Hell-Hole

Biden has single-handedly done that in less than 60 days.   


Wednesday, March 10, 2021

Sick & Tired Of Hearing About Harry and Meghan

Why aren't we talking about Hunter and Joe? 

 

Tuesday, March 09, 2021

Monday, March 08, 2021

Covid Relief

The Covid Relief Bill has passed! Oh, Joy! I suddenly went from having $20 in my wallet to having nothing and owing $2,000. And 90% of that missing money is being either spent on  pork or sent overseas! 

 

Thursday, March 04, 2021

Not Much

The average attention span of a rabid Democrat is less than one second.  

 

Wednesday, March 03, 2021

Bringing Up The Rear

China subjected U.S. diplomats to anal Wuhan virus tests.  

 

Mitch Sucks

It's pretty bad when you have the lowest favorability rating of any Member of Congress...  lower than Schiff, or Pelosi, orWaters or AOC!  

He's most deserving of the distinction.  


Monday, March 01, 2021

Cuomo Hasn't Done A Damned Thing Wrong!

Just ask ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC or CNN!