Robocalls

Afghan Joe lies even more often than I get robocalls!

 

Where Are The Pictures?

Afghan Joe and his regime claim to have negotiated the release of 28 Americans from the Taliban.  Where are the customary pictures?

How?

How did all of those Haitians make it to Del Rio in the first place? 

 

Zombie President

Biden is not allowed to answer questions or deviate from the script prepared by his "handlers." They're afraid he might slip and tell the truth!

Consumer Prices Only Raised 5.1% Last Month?

Compounded annually, that's only 81.6%. 

Biden Speaks

 Come on, man!  

Biden's Excuse

 "Can al Qaeda come back? Yeah, but guess what? It's already back in other places."

 

Whooops!

If you think prices are soaring now, just wait an hour! 

When the fire evacuation orders come, will they let you through the checkpoints if you don't have your vaccination certificate?  

 

Defund the Cops

Seattle could lose up to 200 police officers due to a vaccine mandate: get the shots by October 18th or be fired. That's one way to defund the cops. 

Lower Than a Snake's Belly

Biden's poll ratings. 

Gender Identity

I've come to realize that there are, indeed, three genders: male, female and Democrat.  

Shaking In Their Boots

Biden has warned ISIS that he's not done with them yet!

  

The Eyes Tell the Story

When you look into Biden's eyes, you can see the blood of those left behind.

 

No Class Act

As the bodies of the 13 servicemen killed in Afghanistan were being unloaded at Dover AFB, Biden repeatedly checked his watch.  

 

Newsom's Not Sweating It!

They're using Dominion voting machines! 

 

Observation

Joe Biden may not have the balls to be a president, but Caitlyn Jenner has the balls to be a governor!

American Shame

 

Time For Us To Start Beheading Politicians!

Former CIA Director Michael Hayden says Trump supporters are somewhat akin to the Taliban. 

Joe Biden's Legacy

Joe Biden will go down in history as the "Leader of the flee world." 

 

Please, I Beg of You!

Please don't bother Uncle Joe until he's finished his nap! 

 

What's In A Name?

The Taliban has decided to change the name of Afghanistan to Bidenstan.  

Honesty Is the Best Policy

Let's be honest: Biden would still be on vacation at Camp David unless Barack had called him and ordered him to get his butt in front of the cameras! 

 

The "Leader" of the Free World

 

If You Think Inflation Is Bad Now...

Just wait 15 or 20 minutes!

 

Biden Gets a Vacation Already?

From what?

 

Who?

Just who is this imposter we allow to occupy the White House? 

 

Resist!

Rand Paul says all Americans should resist mandatory mask and vaccine orders. They can't send ALL of us to the gallows!

 

Gingrich vs. Pelosi

Newt Gingrich says Nancy Pelosi is starting to act like a dictator.  

Starting?

 

Andrew Cuomo

We hear from him no mo.  

Cold-Hard Covid Fact

They say Covid cases have increased by over 100,000 a day in Florida, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee and Kentucky.  That's where all of the illegals are ending up.  

 

Shit Show

So Barack held a shit show over the weekend? 

Cori Bush Wants YOU to Die!

Cori Bush, when being called out for her "Defund the Police" demands made while she has her own private security, says: "Would you rather ME die?"

A Pox on All of Them!

When Congress writes a bill that is over 2,700 pages long, that is done for one purpose only: to keep the American public from knowing what's in it! 

 

AOC Hires Blackwater Security

But the Fascist-Marxist wants to defund your police! 

 

Saginaw Grant

 Native American actor, proud American, a leader in Indian Country... has passed. 

Masks?

 They're not really intended to be a health measure; they're intended to be muzzles! 

The Question Everyone Wants Answered

 Who was it that wiped Biden's ass? 

Why Is It?

Why is it that they want Americans, whether vaccinated or not, to wear masks... but they don't ask illegals coming across the border to do the same? 

 

Imagination

Well, well, well! So the guy who is handling Hunter's art sales has very close ties to China! Who could have ever imagined that? 

Yet One More Reason to Dump Gavin

 He's invited the world's homeless to come and live on the streets of Los Angeles and San Francisco.  

Useless Turds

Journalists are supposed to be truly objective and impartial, reporting the facts and not the fiction. When they do otherwise, they are useless turds in a punch bowl full of lies.    

Are YOU Exempt?

News story: Joe Biden used a personal email account to send classified intelligence to his son, Hunter.  That's perfectly okay, isn't it? I mean, after all... Joe IS a Democrat, and Democrats are exempt from the law, right? 

 

Can You Believe This?

Bacon now costs more per pound than plywood!

 

Is Another Lockdown Imminent?

Americans are getting awfully snarky about the Biden gang and just too damned vocal with their opinions. Word has it that another Wuhan Virus lockdown is imminent.  

Kamala's Hospital Visit

Abortion? 

 

You're As Dumb As a Post!

You're TOO dumb!!! That's what Uncle Joe Biden just called every American! You're too dumb to make up your own minds about Covid19 vaccines! You're too stupid to study the facts and reach your own conclusions! That's why he's asking Facebook to censor posts... to protect you from your own stupidity! Coming from the dementia king of the century, that takes guts! Who in the hell does he think he is, anyway?

Put Your Mask Back On!

Los Angeles had ordered citizens to put their masks back on! And so it begins!  

I will NOT comply!

  

Oh, My!

 The numbers in the Arizona audit don't match the November 2020 election results! Oh, my! 

Democrats Huddle in Fear

Texas Democrats, shaken to their core with the possibility that the State of Texas just might close the door to election fraud, have left the state in order to prevent the legislature from having a quorum, necessary to conduct business.  They vamoosed to Washington, D.C. where, they hope, Fancy Nancy and Uncle Joe will protect them. 

How's Your Windows 10 Doing?

Microsoft has just about run out of excuses to update and screw up your Windows 10. Now they're rolling out Windows 11 so they can start all over again fresh.

Gas Prices: Bend Over

Now that gas prices are soaring to record highs, Biden intends to raise taxes on gasoline manufacturers and distributors and get rid of all subsidies. Just who do you think is going to pay for all of that?

Rashida Tlaib and I Agree!

Rashida Tlaib and I agree. She says the CBP and ICE and their parent agencies should be defunded. The parent organization is the United States Government. Yes! Let's defund the U.S. Government!

 

If You Really Want to Tick Off the Dems

Buy a gun and ammo.

Join the NRA. 

Get training.

Putin's Laugh of the Day

Uncle Joe has vowed to "crack down" on Russia if they are responsible for computer hacking in the U.S. 

Suing Fox News

Ed Henry, who got fired from Fox News last year, is now suing the beleaguered network for  discrimination against conservatives. Fox News says he got fired due to allegations of sexual misconduct... allegations which are still being litigated in court. Either way, Fox News has a whole lot of explaining to do.  

Fox News: Topple Topple

Fox News is witnessing its ratings plummet as it leans further and further to the left. Newsmax beat them out in the key ratings last weekend. Obviously, they don't care, but their advertisers might.  

Drive safely over the holiday!

California Enacts Travel Bans

California is banning state employee travel to Florida and several other states which, California claims, have unfriendly LGBT+ laws on the books. Those states are tickled pink that Californians will be staying out.  

 

Biden's PLan to Reduce Crime Includes...

 GUN CONTROL!

Biden's Not the Only Dem With Dementia

Dems are now starting to chorus that they never said anything about defunding the police! 

 

Finally, We Get the Truth?

Maybe, when the feds come clean about UFO's, we'll finally find out the truth about where Obama was actually born? 

Zero

That's how many of the 50 states stepped up to the plate and said, "We would welcome an audit of our 2020 election and our election  processes!" 

 

You've Got to Give Biden Credit...

He made it onto Air Force One, flew overseas and was up and down those stairs many times, and never one did he fall on his ass! 

 

Cognitive Ability Test? Are You KIdding Me?

The Dems, who fought tooth-and-nail to remove Trump from office because he was "mentally unfit" to carry out his duties, are now fighting tooth-and-nail to prevent Biden, who daily exhibits increasing mental decline, from having to take a cognitive abilities test.   

Lightfoot's Racism Slight-of-Hand

Lori Lightfoot, that delightful damsel who calls herself Mayor of Chicago, is recently noted for refusing to allow white reporters into her press conferences. Last week, she announced that racism is a "public health emergency," and arranged to divert $10 million in Covid health funds to fight it.  I didn't know that was legal, either!  

As It Should Be?

Walter Shaub, the director of the United States Office of Government Ethics under President Obama, said the Biden administration is sending a "f--- you" to ethics experts by hiring so many relatives of senior White House officials. I don't have a problem with it; I've been expecting Uncle Joe to put Hunter in charge of the DEA for weeks now...

Juneteenth

I guess the Democrats have finally recognized that slavery no longer is a good thing.

 

Sheer Power!

I hear Uncle Joe sure put Vladimir in his place!  

Weekend Headlines

Mass shootings in 3 states leave 2 dead, at least 30 wounded!

And how many got shot in Chicago? 

 

Different Strokes for Different Folks

Jeffrey Toobin.

 

 

A Now Famous Chuckle

I've come to the conclusion that, when Harris chuckles, she's essentially saying "F--- You."  

Lights Out!

California is warning of more rolling blackouts and "public safety power shutoffs" this summer. If you don't like it, go buy a generator. Unlike other states, it seems, California is under no obligation to ensure that citizens have electricity.   

 

Chagrin, Waiting to Happen

Before Xi Jinping sits down to chat with Uncle Joe, he's undoubtedly going to ask, "How's Hunter?" 

 

How to Know When You've Hit the Target

When they start jumping up and down and yelling about your "conspiracy theories."

Hot Potato

Word has it that Congressional Republicans are avoiding being seen with Liz Cheney like the plague! 

God On The Face Of The Earth!

Fauci will never be fired, under any circumstances according to Psaki.  So, sit down, shut up and do as you're told! 

 

Dry Humor

It's so hot and arid out west... hopefully, California will dry up and blow away!

Another Phony Job for Kamalala

Uncle Joe, obviously scared stiff over the growing number of state election audits,  is putting Kamalala in charge of dealing with the nation's voting crisis. Judging be her tenure as "Border Czar," this should be interesting.  

Buy More Toilet Paper NOW!

With the prices of lumber and forest products skyrocketing, it is only logical that the cost of toilet paper is going up! 

Wuhan Lab Doesn't Exist?

Biden and his thugs are doing everything they can to bury the now well-known fact that the Chinese created and weaponized the Wuhan Virus... and then unleashed it upon the world.  Now that the real beans are being spilled and all of this time has passed, some Wuhan lab  employees are claiming they were bitten by bats, and that's what started the pandemic! 

Whatever the story, China insists it is not to blame.  

 

Remember When Everyone Was Burning Bras?

It's time for national MASK burning parties!  

Making Life Simple

There's no such think as male, female and the litany of other genders any longer. Forms now simply ask: male, female or "non-binary." 

Putin and Biden to Meet June 16th

The Beast and the Demented. 

 

Two Peas in a Pod

Whitmer and Newsom: out of the same mold! 

 

God Has Evidently Returned to the Face of the Earth!

Dr. Fauci! Dr. Fauci! Dr. Fauci! 

 

Stiffed

I can tell by the way he walks that somebody has been putting starch in Uncle Joe's underwear!  

Please, Oh Please Mr. Neytanyahu

Uncle Joe Biden told the world he expected Israel to deescalate conflicts with Hamas by yesterday.  Benji game him the finger... as he should have.  

Who's Boss?

Lovely Rashida Tlaib sure put Uncle Joe in his place on the Detroit airport tarmack yesterday!!! Ewww!

If You Think Uncle Joe is Bad for the Country...

Just wait until Kamalala takes charge. 

 

The Who

Who in their right minds could have ever imagined that Washington DC would ever... ever run out of gas? 

Anyone Hear Anything From

 John Durham? 

A Woman Scorned

 LIZ

Big Shots

Big shooting in Russia yesterday. Look for the Dems to blame us NRA members.  

 

Joe Biden Defined

Jimmy Carter, Barack Hussein Obama, Mao Tse Tung and George Gobel... all wrapped up into one.  

 

Segregation 101

First, they segregated blacks from whites. Then, they segregated smokers from non-smokers. Now, they're segregating those who have vax cards from those who don't.  On Monday, Washington Gov. Jay Inslee issued revised guidelines stating that sports venues and churches can increase capacity, but only if they designate segregated sections for vaccinated attendees. 

 

If You Had a Billion Dollars...

How many politicians could you buy off at $1 million each?  

 

Facebook

There's two sides to every story. They can run their company anyway they want to, and we don't have to use it.  

Biden's Junta

Biden's junta claims journalists "uncover the truth, check the abuse of power, and demand transparency from those in power. They are indispensable to the functioning of democracy."

 

The Basecamp is Deserted

About one-third of the employees of software developer Basecamp have quit their jobs after the company’s founders asked them to focus on developing software, rather than get involved in politics at work.

Pelosi's Laptop

Rumor has it that Pelosi's laptop computer has been found on Sarah Palin's fishing boat in Alaska...