SMOKIN' JOE

So long, Mr. Frazier.  Smokin' Joe ain't smokin' no more. 

BUSY BODY

No wonder Herman Cain never accomplished anything in his life; he was too busy chasing women around the office. 

OKLAHOMA HAS AN EARTHQUAKE

Shake those grits, baby. 

ANDY ROONEY

One of those Great American Icons who brought us some order to our lunacy.  Via con Dios. 

RIDDLE

Question:  Who knew nothing, saw nothing and heard nothing? 

Answer: Eric Holder, the fast and furious Attorney General. 

CAIN'S AD: THE SMOKER

With all of the ruckus being created over that ad, all I can say is that God the guy wasn't fat as well. 

ONE OF CAIN'S ACCUSERS

Her name is Jennifer Flowers. 

Just kidding.  Just kidding. 

JUST REMEMBER THIS...

A vote for Obama means more change. 

WHAT OBAMA FEARS MOST

That we WILL cling on to our guns and religion. 

DO THEY HAVE TRICK OR TREATERS AT THE WHITE HOUSE?

No, they have Czars. 

GREAT WORLD SERIES

It was in the Cards... 

REAL LIFE TOP GUN

Eric Holder is going to testify in the Fast and Furious gun scandal. 

MEALY-MOUTHED

"Presidential," as in Barack Obama or Jimmy Carter. 

GUESS WHO'S BEHIND "OCCUPY WALL STREET" NOW

First, it was George Soros and MoveOn.org.  Then the SEIU joined the fracas.  Then Obama backed them.  Now it's the old gang at... ACORN.  

But,then again, you knew that was coming, didn't you? 

FLAT TAX

Now they're actually wanting to tax your flat tires?  Holy sheet, man. 

CONGRESS HAS THE LOWEST RATINGS IN HISTIRY

We can change that in 2012. 

NANCY'S HALLOWEEN

WORLD SERIES BLUNDER

Obama didn't throw out the first pitch, and he's really pissed.  Next year they're going to raise taxes on baseball teams? 

SCREW JACK DANIELS

Lynchburg, Tennessee is just as broke as most cities.  They're thinking about raising taxes on their major local employer, Jack Daniels.  Jack Daniels is having problems because people can't afford the booze.  

'Tis a quandary that will surely drive a man to drink. 

LINDSAY LOHAN'S MORGUE JOB

She missed her first day of community service work sentenced by the Judge, so now I hear it's a dead issue.