RICK PERRY ASKS

Are you better off now than you were $4 trillion ago? 

HOT SHOTS

KIM JONG UN, the new pipsqueak in Korea, fired off three missiles this last week.  He's waiting for Obama to go there and bow? 

OBAMA'S DEBT MANAGEMENT STRATEGY

Give me $1.2 trillion more.  NOW.

BARBOUR SHOP

I beg your pardon!

AWAY WITH YOU, YOU DOLTS!

Prince Romney speaking of the other pretenders to the throne after his New Hampshire triumph. 

EXIT STAGE LEFT

The Pentagon, thanks to Premier Obama. 

RICK PERRY'S MEMORY RETURNS

Now he remembers the three departments he wants to axe: Commerce, Energy and.. and.. and.. Education.  Was that right? 

DARTH VADER BURGERS?

The Belgian fast food chain, Quick, is going to be offering a "Darth Vader Burger."  And here I thought Barack was going to be offering burgers with his Rose Garden beers. 

AFTER IOWA: What Was That Song?

"Michelle, Michelle... bye, bye Michelle."

AMERICA'S MOST WANTED

Now on Lifetime on Friday nights.  FOX evidently decided that catching fugitives was no longer worth air time. 

THIS IS THE DAY WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR

The Iowa Caucus.  Certainly, this day will live in the annals of history.  Big whoopie!   Gosh.  Golly. 

THIS IS MY LAST POST

Unit next year...January 3rd.  Hopefully, this new year will be better than last, for all of us. 

PARLOR GAMES?

Nancy Pelosi is settling into $10,000 a night digs in Hawaii, as she did last year.  Obama is in Hawaii, too.  I wonder if Michelle knows about this? 

EXODUS BEGINS

Democratic Ben Nelson has announced he will not seek reelection.  He's a  smart man who doesn't want to see the numbers in November.   

WAR HORSE

That's what they call Obama on the golf course. 

REPLACE CONGRESS

With Sesame Street. 

FORGET WASHINGTON

Try and have a 

MERRY CHRISTMAS

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

Is for Congress and the President to resign. 

NO CHRISTMAS CARD FROM YOUR CONGRESSMAN THIS YEAR

Too much postage and they're trying to balance the budget. 

ENJOY CHRISTMAS IN A SPECIAL WAY THIS YEAR

It will be Obama's last Christmas.  The Mayan Calendar ends on December 21, 2012.