OBAMA SAYS HE'S "HALF-WHITE?"

His birth stepmother was white. 

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO...

Robert Gibbs? 

RODNEY KING HAS DIED

Beat it. 

OBAMA'S EPITAPH

Blame Bush. 

PROPOGANDA MILL

White House

NEW YORK CITY TO OUTLAW POPCORN

What about hot dogs, apple pie and Chevrolets?  (Bloomberg is the classic stick-in-the-mud.) 

NEW WHITE HOUSE ENTERTAINMENT SHOW

"Wanna Hear A Secret?"

HORSE MANURE

Obama's drug of choice?

WE CAN AFFORD TO BRING IN MEXICAN ALIENS

The economy is doing fine, according to El Presidente Baracko Husseno del Obama y Soetoro ala klutzo.   

ARROGANCE AND CONTEMPT

"The private sector is doing fine." 

SPAIN NEEDS $80 BILLION BAILOUT

Let's cough the money up from Obama's budget surplus. 

MICHELLE CAMPAIGNS FOR BARACK

Yawner of the day. 

NEW GOVERNMENT REGULATION

Anyone more than 10 pounds overweight will have $1,000 annually added to their income tax starting in 2013, according to an Executive Order awaiting Obama's signature the day after November elections.  (Just kidding.) 

WHERE OBAMA FEARS TO TREAD

A Roman Catholic Church. 

OBAMA'S CORRECT! HE'S CUT SPENDING!

He's spent less money than any previous 20 Presidents combined....

I WONDER...

Will Obama be on the throne for 60 years?  No offense intended, Madame Queen. 

SUGAR NAZI

NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg

OBAMA IS NOT AN AMATEUR

He knows very well what he is doing to this country.  Give him just four more years, and he'll get it done.

ON THE ROAD AGAIN

Very soon, all of the Mexicans will be living here and we can move to Mexico and live in peace.

IT'S TOO DAMNED BAD...

That Barack Hussein Obama's parents didn't practice birth control.