THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WTH CHIENSE-MADE U.S. OLYMPIC UNIFORMS

After all, the Chinese DO own our country, don't they?

UNANSWERABLE QUESTION

If you had your choice, would you rather have another 9/11 or four more years of Obama? 

OBAMA IS FINISHED, ONE WAY OR THE OTHER

If he doesn't get reelected, he's gone.  If he does get reelected, the Mayan Calendar ends December 21, 2012. 

ROMNEY COMMITTED A FELONY?

HE WHO LIVES IN A GLASS HOUSE SHOULD NOT CAST STONES. 

IF ALL OF THE DOCS QUIT BECAUSE OF OBAMACARE...

All of the malpractice insurance companies and malpractice lawyers will be out of business... kaput.  (That might really destroy the economy...)

WHERE'S THE HOTTEST SPOT IN THE NATION?

It's a tossup between The White House and the Attorney General's Office. 

WOULDN'T IT BE IRONIC?

Obama gets sick and his doc is one of the 83% of the country's docs who have quit... and the only doctor left in town is a lifetime member of the NRA?  (Ewww!  Would I love to be a fly on the wall in that room!)

IT'S FRIDAY THE 13TH

Do you know where your President is? 

90% OF THE RACISTS IN THIS COUNTRY...

Reside in the White House. 

THERE IS SOME TRUTH TO THE RUMOR...

That Obama plans on pushing through a $1 TRILLION additional stimulus bill if he is reelected.  Where's he going to get the money... Greece? 

ERNEST BORGNINE

McHale's Navy has sailed on. 

WHY OBAMA DOESN'T ATTEND SUNDAY CHURCH

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR

That Obama wants to play a round of golf with Rush Limbaugh.   

WHEN OBAMA SPEAKS, CONGRESS LISTENS

It is said that words are cheap.  However once they utter forth out of Obama's mouth and he passes them into law, they get kinda pricey.  That 2,700 page ObamaCare bill surely makes that point. 

SCIENTISTS FIND "GOD" PARTICLE!

SO LONG, ANDY

God bless you and Mayberry, wherever you are...

WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL

I WONDER WHY...

John Roberts left the country...

2,700 PAGES

I guess it's about time we read the damned bill, so we can all know what's in it. 

IT'S NOT A TAX

Well, I guess it IS a tax.  I won?  
 
They're complaining because I said it's not a tax?  


Well, it's not a tax... it's a penalty. 

Anyone want to see my Hawaiian Birth Certificate?