HOLY CELL PHONE, BATMAN!

Wouldn't it be nice if the President could ring everybody's cell phone in the entire country when he had something to say? 

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE

The Republicans caused Hillary Clinton so much stress that she fainted and had a concussion, and now she can't testify about Benghazi. 

MIND BOGGLING QUESTION

Why does a Ford pickup with Virginia plates have a Confederate flag in its rear window? 

NEWTOWN, CONNECTICUT

MAY GOD BLESS THE VICTIMS, THEIR FAMILIES AND THE COMMUNITY. 

BLUE SHIELD TO RAISE PREMIUMS ANOTHER 20%

Don't you lost LOVE how ObamaCare is costing us less?  Didn't they just raise their rates 20% a few months ago? 

POWER

Only Obama has it. 

HOW CONGRESS SPENDS CHRISTMAS VACATION

http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/b4_EdJ-XkUA?rel=0

TODAY IS UNLIKE ANY OTHER DAY

Today is 12-12-12.  Only nine days left until the end of the Mayan Calendar.  You know what THAT means?  There will never ever be a 13-13-13. 

TODAY'S LESSON IN LEADERSHIP

Egyptian President Mohammed Morsi has backed down when faced with a country full of citizens ticked off over his dictatorial leadership demands.  That's a lesson every leader should learn... correct Barry? 

NEW TV SCHEDULE

As long as Obama keeps running around acting like he's God on the face of the Earth, maybe he should confine his speeches to the Sunday morning church hour. 

JOHN MCAFEE ENTERS HOSPITAL

He has a bad virus...

PULLING THE OLD SWITCHEROO

Suppose Syria's Assad defects to Egypt and Egypt's Morsi defects to Syria? 

REMEMBER

PEARL HARBOR DAY

Our President did not duck out on that

9/11

Our President did not duck out on that

BUT AS FOR BENGHAZI

?

TWO TERMS

Let's limit all US politicians to two terms, One in office - One in prison.
Then Hang 'em!

"MAGIC BEANS AND FAIRY DUST"

What the White House "Carney" barker called the GOP budget plan.  Bow wow. 

SCHOOLS TO HAVE MORE HOURS

Several states are adding up to 300 hours to their school years on the basis that our students need to have a better education.  From what I've seen lately, the more schooling a guy has the dumber he is.  Take Harvard grad Barack Obama, for instance...

CAN YOU IMAGINE OBAMA ON ANOTHER PLANET?

You can't just keep banishing him from planet to planet.  One of these days, someone is going to have to stand up to him. 

BENGHAZI MOTTO

If you don't want them to know the facts, dazzle them with bullshit. 

IN JUST 20 MORE DAYS...

The Mayan Calendar will end, and you know what that means? 

No more mayanaise. 

PSORIASIS

Members of Congress and the White House, i.e.: "They are all psoriasis."  (Pronounced "sorry asses")