I WAS RIGHT ON TARGET AGAIN

As it turns out, those Muslim leaders that Obama met with in top secret last week were... from the Muslim Brotherhood.  And that, my friends, is the sole reason why Obama wanted to keep a lid on it. 

http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2015/02/07/the-muslim-brotherhood-comes-to-the-white-house/

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN INCOMPETENCE AND INCONTINENCE?

In the case of the White House, there is none. 

KERRY: I.S.I.S. IS ON THE RUN

The stupid 278-times winner of the Bronze Star hasn't figured out yet that they're headed in our direction.  And he's likely to run for President? 

CAN'T POST

CAN'T POST DUE TO POWER OUTAGE.  CHECK BACK TOMORROW. 

THE REASON OBAMA CAN'T SPEAK WITH MORAL CLARITY

He has none. 

LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT

If Guantanamo is for radical Muslims, why isn't Obama there? 

IMPUNITY

How the radical Islamic terrorists get away with what they are doing; they know there is nothing we are going to do about it. 

GLOBAL WARMING OBAMA'S FOREMOST PRIORITY

Evidently, things are not hot enough for him in the Middle East. 

BERGDAHL IS NOT A DESERTER

He's a "displaced recreant." 

OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD SCREAMING MATCH

Just about any program on FOX NEWS. 

TODAY'S BIG GAME

It should be evenly matched.  The Patriots won't be playing with deflated balls and the Hawks won't be playing with 12-man teams. 

DOPPELGANGER

They've discovered Earth's doppelganger.  Now THAT'S scary...  

SUPERBOWEL WEDNESDAY

The day Obama learned Netanyahu was coming to speak to Congress. 

DECISIONS, DECISIONS, DECISIONS

Would Obama prefer to behead Netanyahu or Boehner first? 

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR

That Francis Ford Coppola and Mario Puzo are holed up in a Reno hotel room writing "GODFATHER IV," a story about the Obama presidency. 

SNIT

It now seems that when Mitch McConnell tries to run the Senate the same way Harry Reid did, the Democrats have a complaint.  (Perhaps they would feel better about things if they could step outside and pee up a rope?)

PELOSI WILL HAVE TO MOVE OUT

Obama and the EPA want to eliminate cow flatulence. 

WHAT THE PATRIOTS AND OBAMA HAVE IN COMMON

They both have lots of balls. Obama's, however, are definitely not deflated.  

GUESS WHO OBJECTS TO BEING CALLED A DEMON?

DEAREST BARACK

I don't want to share our money with anyone.  I think we should keep every last dime for ourselves.  

Love, Michelle