INVESTIGATE THE CLINTON FOUNDATION?

The I.R.S. has announced it will not investigate the Clinton Foundation because it has run out of funding. 

QUANDRY

I wonder of those Texas I.S.I.S. terrorists had concealed carry permits and had passed a gun safety course. 

HILLARY'S PRESIDENTIAL PORTRAIT

WHAT TO DO WITH THE KEYSTONE PIPELINE

Fill it with Keystone Beer. 

HOW TO SAVE CALIFORNIA WATER

Raise California taxes, force more people to move to Nevada and Oregon, and thereby reduce California's water needs. 

G.O.P. PRESIDENTIAL RACE

STUCK BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE

Democratic presidential nomination. 

HAPPY SINKO DE MAYO?

It's that time of the year again, the 5th of May... time for Cinco de Mayo. 

The question is, will America make it through the end of the month without sinking into the mayonnaise? 

THE PRESS GOD

They don't care about report the news and facts anymore; all they care about is making money.  Money is god. 

GUNS AND EARTHQUAKES

Guns are like earthquakes: they kill people and cause damage.  How come nobody wants to outlaw earthquakes? 

THUG

Poor, misunderstood, unemployed brick thrower and torch carrier.

IT'S A DOG'S WORLD

A dog in Abington, Scotland, caused a massive traffic jam because he was driving a tractor down the road.  I wonder if he'd consider running for president on the Democratic ticket...

NEED A RIDE?

If you're in Baltimore, don't take a police van. 

FINALLY... AN ATTORNEY GENERAL WITH AN APPROPRIATE NAME

Loretta Lynch. 

THIS COUNTRY DESERVES...

Michelle Obama for Vice President. 

OBAMA IN LOVE WITH HILLARY?

She's on his list of favorite people... big time.  It seems that ever since she started gearing up to run for president, the heat has been on her, not him. 

SHE IS A WOMAN

She has a lifetime history riddle with scandals and ethics charges.  She was in the center of the Benghazi Massacre coverup.  She hid her emails.  She's appears to be instrumental in the sale of American uranium resources to Russia... for personal and political gain.  The majority of American views her as being "untrustworthy."  

If she were to become president, it would be another eight years of lies and spins, just like the Obama regime.  

But... she's a woman. 

WHEN HILLARY CRASHES

Will the Democrats put up Al Sharpton next?

OBAMA SEZ

The world is a safer place because of him.  

I think I'm going to start drinking again.

OBAMA CAVES IN TO IRAN