PARIAH

REMEMBER THIS?

BACKGROUND CHECK

You'll find one in your next box of CRACKER JACKS.  
 

MAN GOES 12 YEARS WITHOUT SHOWERING

I think he's now in the White House. 

WAR

Global warming.  
 

LACKADAISICAL

Obama's statement of support for France in wake of Paris terrorist attack.  

PARIS THANKS OBAMA

Had we stayed in Iraq and Afghanistan, ISIS most likely would not have arisen and Paris most likely would not have been attacked.  
 

IT'S FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH

Obama's night to howl...

 

OBAMA WANTS A THIRD TERM

Let him serve it at San Quentin.  
 

AMERICA'S COMMANDER IN CHIEF

HAPPY VETERANS DAY

AND TONIGHT'S BIG LOSERS WILL BE...

George Pataki and Lindsey Graham. 

COMING SOON TO A NEIGHBORHOOD NEAR YOU?

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed.  

GEORGE WILL AND BILL O'REILLY

Kind of like watching a tempist in a teapot.  

KEYSTONE PIPELINE

Butchered by Hussein Obama's guillotine. 

IT'S SO COLD OUT

It's colder than a Pelosi tit.  
 

OBAMACARE

That big, black hole where your money went.
 

EASY DUTY

How do you defeat 30,000 I.S.I.S. terrorists and defeat Syria's Assad regime?  

Send in 50 Special Forces for training purposes.  

Yep, that'll do it. 

A FINE ACTOR, SENATOR AND GENTLEMAN

Fred Thompson would have made a fine president.  

GOOD RIDDANCE

CHARLES MANSON

WHY?

Why, in a nation of over 300 million people of which 40% are Democrats, can they only come up with the likes of Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton as candidates?