EVERY TIME I LISTEN TO HILLARY, I'M CONVINCED...

This country made a drastic mistake when it allowed women to vote.  
 

VOTER

Fictional member of the Republican Party.  

HILLARY HAS A BOWEL MOVEMENT

Sanders meets with the Pope.  
 

RUSSIAN BUZZ

TAX JOKE OF THE DAY

Just finished off your 2014 Tax Return?  Did you cheat? 

The National Science Foundation recently funded a $600,000 grant to study why people cheat on their taxes.  
 

REAL LIVING ON ANOTHER PLANET

COLORADO
 

GLOBAL WARMING 101

WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT?

TWEETY FOR PWESIDENT

EVERYBODY LOVES NEW YORK

Except Ted.  
 

SO, WHO DO YOU THINK...

Paul Ryan is going to choose for his running mate?  

POLITICS AND SEX

It occurs to me that politics is somewhat akin to anal sex. 

GOODBYE MERLE

That Haggard old Okie from Muskogee.  

 

THE JOLLY FAT MIDGET THROWS A TANTRUM

Kim Jong-Il.  
 

TODAY'S THE DAY

When John Boehner, Paul Ryan, Karl Rove, Scott Walker, Lindsay Graham and Mitch McConnell decide who the Wisconsin voters are allowed to vote for in the Republican Party.    
 

LEAD IN THE WATER...

goes straight to your butt.  
 

PURE BRILLIANCE

Obama has to be the only person on the face of the earth who believes the earth rotates 15 degrees on its axis when when we switch from standard time to daylight savings time. 

LAUGH OF THE YEAR

President Obama and other world nations are warning North Korea to give up its nuclear weapons.  

Yeah, right.  

OBAMA'S BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION

APRIL FOOLS DAY
 

MELANIA AND HEIDI

Slimed Republican Wives Club
 

ODD MAN OUT?

John Kasich.