Finding Illegal Aliens

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to, their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

Lindsey or Paris? Who do I MOST want to spend the night with?

Oh? You have to spend the night in jail?

ZING!

Stupid George

You just simply don't pardon anyone until your last day in office.

Right Bill?

ZING!

HILLARY WINS!

Any American who thinks for one second that Hillary Clinton will not be the next President of the United States has not studied the political history of southern governorships. And that includes you, Obama.

ZING!

Exit, Stage South. POR FAVOR!

Maybe we would be better off if Congress moved to Mexico and we kept the illegal Mexicans here.......

ZING! (Or, "El zingo!" if you insist....)

Poor Paris

Now she'll have Pooey Air instead of Perrier.

Zing

Double Entendre'

Paris Hilton Gets Off!

Zing

Keep the Ill Eagles Out

Otherwise, you might get the bird flu.

ZING!

Don Who?

So, who WAS Don Imus, anyway?

ZING!

That's Illegal, Alien

So, you're a citizen of Mexico, retired and living in the United States on Social Security income into which you never paid a dime because you entered the country by walking across the Rio Grande at midnight. Now comes the Internal Revenue Service to collect taxes on that Social Security Income and your answer is? "I'm a citizen of Mexico. I don't have to pay taxes here."

And, the guys in Washington land say, (yawn), "We're gonna build a fence one of these days! We swear to it! Really! Honest to God!"

Well, I'm sick and tired of it! I paid taxes on it when I earned it, now I have to pay taxes on it again when I draw it and those bastards NEVER PAID ANY TAXES!!!

I'm just too pissed off to zing.

Will Brits Give Up?

There IS a rumor going around that Parliament has given Blair until next Friday to solve the Iranian hostage stand off or they are not going to fund his budget to deal with the crisis.

ZING!

Profiling

I wonder how many of those guys who seized the Brits were muslims of Eastern descent?

Zing!

Wave the White Flag! The Terrorists Win!

Surrender, surrender, surrender. Show your true American guts. Surrender!

And you think the French are bad?

Peeee yew and a Zing to you!

Finally, An End to Illegal Immigration?

It seems to me that, after you jail all of the Border Patrol members, illegal immigration will no longer be an issue.

ZING!

The Real Difference Between Anna Nicole Smith and Illegal Aliens

Americans care more about Anna Nicole Smith, (a dead issue, so to speak), than illegal aliens.

Do you suppose that, if we were to be invaded by hostile beings from another planet, that Anna Nicole Smith's dead body would still be THE news of the day?

ZING!

Hillary Wants Out of Iraq

She doesn't know her geography very well. I think she lives in New York......

Zing!!!

Thank God for Hillary!

Now, we'll have someone to get us out of Iraq. Finally!

Next thing you know, she'll be making peace with Osama and that will be good, too.

Please, Monica... pass me a good cigar!

ZING!

When Hillary Wins...

Will they finally burn the Rose Law Firm files?

Oh! Smog and global warming? Can you imagine?

I suspect that, should the files possibly damaging to the Clintons be incinerated, we'd not only have burning eyes,

but also a sincere desire for quick good-bye-byes.

As for that remark, eloquently stated,

Bye-Bye, now!

The Zingerrrr!

The Next VP; Obama or Richardson?

Now that we know for certain who the next President will be, the only question left is who will be the next Vice-President.... Richardson or Obama?

Suck it in, folks.... The handwriting has been on the wall for the last eight years.....

Zing

Hillary Rodham Clinton

Yo, though you lead me into the shadow of death,
Thy Rodham and thy staffs, they comfort me;
Truly, for Bill's name sake,
Thou must travel the great White Waters.

So be it, and so shall ye never be referred to as "Hillary the C-Word" again.
Now and for evermore, thou shalt be known as "Hillary the Rod."
And the world shall know better than to bend over in the shower.

Zing