Australian Cops Arrest Bar Maid

An Australian barmaid who entertained patrons by crushing beer cans between her bare breasts and hanging spoons off her nipples has been fined. They were probably tea spoons.

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Clinton & Gore Ride Again!

Tipper Gore for Vice President!

It's part of that vast Left Wing Conspiracy!

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I.D. THEFT; Why Hillary's Not Worried

Who in their right mind wants to pretend they are Hillary Clinton?

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Dog Dating Service

There's a new dog dating service on the internet. No, it does NOT have anything to do with the Clintons.

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Washington DC High-Class Brothel

There is no truth to the rumor that a not-so-secret high-class D.C. brothel has a sign out front, "HILLARY SUCKS!"

No, I'm not kidding. Really!

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Dark Day in Cheney's Life

Obama

(Sorry, couldn't resist it)......

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Bushed

That's why he's had more vacation days than any other President.

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Hillary vs Sex

Now that Hillary has been annointed by the press and media as the next President of the United States, I hereby ask why we cannot cancel the primaries, the conventions and the elections? Not only would we save millions, or maybe billions of dollars in associated costs, but we'll be spared all of those political phone calls, fundraising envelopes in the mail, and annoying ads on television and radio.

In addition, we will be able to focus our email activities back on hot, torrid sex, where it belongs.

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Warts

Giving Al Gore the Nobel Prize is like putting warts on a toad.



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Water, Water Everywhere

Watergate, Whitewater, Blackwater......



Oh.... It's a broken sewer line?



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Faster Than A Speeding Bullet

Surely, once having sized up Washington, had Christofer Columbus landed his three sailing ships in America today, he would have hightailed it back to Spain and never mentioned this continent to a living soul.

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Primaries Need to be Earlier

The way things are shaping up, maybe like....right after the inauguration?

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Why we have a humanitarian duty to let criminal illegals in...

We all know that those Mexican jails are overcrowded and treat criminals like dirt.

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Congressional Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder

Have you noticed that, even with Congress out of Washington on summer break, there's STILL nothing getting done back there?

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President Seeks Safety

Ducks Congress, Media
Heads for Iraq!

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Hollywood Is Empty

There's not a living soul there. They rounded up all of the druggies and alkies and took them off to jail.

MY GOD! THERE'S NO ONE LEFT TO MAKE MOVIES!!!!

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Eight More Years of Bush?

If Hillary wins, we'll still have a bush in the White House.....

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Finding Illegal Aliens

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to, their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

Lindsey or Paris? Who do I MOST want to spend the night with?

Oh? You have to spend the night in jail?

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Stupid George

You just simply don't pardon anyone until your last day in office.

Right Bill?

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