ONGOING ONE QUESTION POLL RESULTS

14% of Americans should not be living on this planet.

http://js.polls.yahoo.com/quiz/quiziframe.php?poll_id=46067

POLITICAL MATH

1 President +
1 Vice President +
1 Police Sergeant +
1 University Professor +
Beer +
Agree to disagree +
No apology +
No remarks from professor
=

1 Dog and Pony Show

(And now, the race is really on.)

SEXXX

Nothing to say, just wanted to see how many hits I could get with that headliner.

DOCTORS TICKED OFF AT OBAMA

President Obama last week suggested that physicians would do surgery just to pad their profits. Maybe that's why he flatly refuses to be included in the Government Health Care Plan he's trying to shove down our throats?

YOU'D BETTER LOSE WEIGHT, OR ELSE!

If you don't weigh within your allowed weight according to height, sex and age schedules, the Government is going to send you to the "fat farm" that they're going to establish at Guantanamo Bay after they free the terrorists. Instead of "Gitmo," the location will be known as "Fatmo."

They're also planning to levy a "Fat Tax" per pound overweight. Word has it, however, that they will allow you to subtract the weight of your sex organs, which explains why no Member of Congress will ever have to pay the Fat Tax.

WE REALLY NEED TO PASS THAT HEALTH CARE REFORM!

12 million illegal aliens are depending on it!

PELOSI SAYS SHE HAS THE VOTES

Does that mean she has the final count before the votes are taken?

IS OBAMA FANNING THE FLAMES OF AMERICAN DISCONTENT?

Or does he really think his shit doesn't stink?

NY AND NJ FRAUD & CORRUPTION

Nawwww! No kidding? Politicians involved? Schucks. Golly jeeez.

You don't suppose they'll ever investigate Washington, do you?

OBAMA SAYS HE HAS CURED OUR ECONOMIC PROBLEMS

Quick! Go buy a car and a new house!

THE WAY THOSE POLITICIANS KEEP SNARLING AT US

You'd think we had just farted in their elevator.

THE GREAT SHEPHERD

Since the President and Congress are convinced that they know everything and we know nothing and that the government has the obligation provide for the well-being of all of us, I vote that we all quit our jobs and sit on our tails for a couple of months drawing government benefits and paying no taxes, and let's see what happens.

WHEN GOD CREATED THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH...

And He discovered that we were going to do business with politicians,
He gave us the moon.

GOOD NIGHT, WALTER

Walter Cronkite, in my mind, deserves a much bigger send-off than Michael J.

OUR ESTEEMED HOUSE SPEAKER

About all I can say for the United States House of Representatives is that it opens with a prayer and closes with Nancy Pelosi making an ass out of herself.

CONGRESS, SUPREME COURT, CABINET NOT NECESSARY

The messiah and his czars are in charge here.

Pewy

The smell of Obama's declaration that the Health Care Plan will be passed and that inaction is not an option.

OBAMA GETS ROUSING RECEPTION IN GHANA

Finally, after traveling to 63 or whatever countries and apologizing to all of them, he finally found a country that likes him. Whoopee.

Big whoopee.

Yeah.

SOTOMAYOR IS A "SHOE-IN"

There she is on national TV, limping graciously, ever so graciously with her bad ankle....
Now, you know damned well she's going to win her confirmation, don't you?
Awww, shucks, fellahs.....

IF THE PUBLIC'S OPINION OF THIS CONGRESS GETS ANY LOWER...

They'll all need parachutes to get off the dime.