THE TRUTH

 

"You were right! Obama's mother DID wear brogans!"

THE KISS?

If Obama gets re-elected, you can kiss this country goodbye.  You think he's been horrible in his first two years?  Just wait until he doesn't have to run for re-election anymore. 

TACO BELL MUST BE RUN BY A DEMOCRAT

Even if it's only 5% beef it's still beef, isn't it?

DON'T GET MAD

GET EVEN IN 2012

LAST YEAR AT THIS TIME.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZQgSU0PmDs

HOORAY FOR OBAMA

I understand that he actually had more viewers last night for his speech than they get on the MTV Skins show.....

HUGE ENERGY SAVINGS TONIGHT

Obama will be giving his State of the Union speech and 53 million American television sets will get turned off. 

THAT SETTLES IT

Eric Cantor says Obama is a U.S. citizen.  Like there was ever a doubt in anyone's mind? 

GOOD RIDDANCE

Keith Olbermann is history.  Maybe NBC and MSNBC are cleaning house, now that Comcast has bought them from GE.  They've got a long way to go: I haven't watched five seconds on either network in years.  Four, maybe, but not five. 

WHY CHINA'S PRESIDENT IS VISITING

He's here to deliver the State of the Union address. 

MOB ARRESTS & ILLEGAL ALIENS

They get 100 or so mobsters and they're running around bragging about it?  What about 15 million illegal aliens?  Let's see, 100 per day..... 36,500 per year..... 411 years...  God forbid any of them have a baby or two.....

OPRAH'S REPLACEMENT ON THE WAY

Japanese scientists are planning to use cloning technology to bring back the mammoth. 

UNIVERSITY OF COLORADO STUDENT PAYS TUITION IN CASH

Must be a Republican. 

OUR GIFT TO IRAN

Worms. 

HEALTH CARE QUESTION OF THE WEEK

Is Gabrielle Gifford being treated under the Obamacare Plan?

ACCIDENTAL MURDERS

That's how Nancy Pelosi describes Tucson. 

MICHAEL STEELE: EXIT STAGE LEFT

Thanks for stepping down.  Now, maybe the Republican Party can move forward. 

HOW TO CLEAR OUT A HALL FULL OF DEMOCRATS

Walk in and shout, "Let's talk Obamacare!"

OBAMA'S TRIP TO TUCSON

His primary purpose was not to be in the memorial service, but to stop by and offer his support for keeping illegal aliens on the other side of the border.  Really.  Yep.  That's a fact, man.  Yessiree.   

TARRED AND FEATHERED

Conservatives and gun owners, almost before the first ambulance got to the hospital.