Thursday, June 30, 2011
STATISTICS SHOW
62.683% of Americans turn to another channel or turn their TV off completely whenever Obama gets on the tube.
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
WHICH BRINGS TO MIND A SERIOUS QUESTION
If Michelle Obama were to run, could she beat Barack? (Of course. ANYBODY could beat Obama.)
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Monday, June 27, 2011
Sunday, June 26, 2011
CHLOROFORM
Commonly used to keep young children to keep from yelling or screaming when locked into the trunk of a car. Also commonly used to induce sleepiness.
Saturday, June 25, 2011
Friday, June 24, 2011
Thursday, June 23, 2011
IF BRINGING 10,000 TROOPS HOME IS SUCH A GREAT IDEA...
Why don't we being them all home? Either we're in war, or we're not; there can be no middle ground when it comes to the subject of war.
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Monday, June 20, 2011
IF THEY GRANT ANY MORE WAIVERS ON OBAMACARE...
You and I may be the only ones left on it. Don't forget to fork over your half of the tab...
Sunday, June 19, 2011
MORE OF NOTHING
Out of 200 channels, I used to watch eight. Now, I have 250 channels and watch seven.
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Friday, June 17, 2011
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
BIGGEST LIE OF THE MONTH AWARD
Obama says he would resign if he was Weiner. (Well, since he IS a Wiener, why won't he resign?)
Monday, June 13, 2011
THE BOOK OF MORMON
The musical comedy garnered awards in the Tonys, while Brigham Young and Joseph Smith rolled over in their graves.
Sunday, June 12, 2011
WEINER LANDS NEW JOB
He's going to sell hot dogs in Coney Island in his shorts. (I wonder if they'll come with buns?)
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