ONLY UNCLE BEN KNOWS FOR SURE

Can Rice rise to the occasion? 

KHALID SHEIK MOHAMMED

Soon to be on trial in a criminal court New York City.  You don't like it?  T.S. 

WHAT OBAMACARE IS NOT

ObamaCare is not an entitlement; therefore, it cannot be considered for discussion regarding the Fiscal Cliff.  Just ask Barry.  But, watch them go after Social Security and Medicare. 

AS THE ECONOMY SAID TO THE COUNTRY...

"Hi.  I'm the Fiscal Cliff.  Drop over some time."

THE MOST UNWELCOME OBITUARY OF THE CENTURY

TWINKIES

HECTOR "MACHO" CAMACHO

One great box boy. 

LARRY HAGMAN

So long, J.R...  You were such a snarly character. 

IRISH TURKEY

 

SEE YOU MONDAY THE 26TH

COINCIDENCE

What are the odds that two women who knew each other and who were involved in top-military-brass sex scandals would end up visiting the White House on separate occasions for perfectly innocent visits?  Would you call that coincidence? 

TOP SECRET CLASSIFIED CLEARANCE

Any whore can get one.  

GAZA STRIP

What Palestian women do when they take off their Burqas. 

GUESS WHO DOCTORED THE "TALKING POINTS?"

You know those CIA talking points, the ones that Susan Rice says she used to base her statements that the Benghazi massacre was the result of video demonstrations?  Well, Petraeus has testified that the original CIA talking points approved by intelligence gods told the true story about Al Qaeda.  And who did the dirty deed of altering the documents?  

Rose Mary Woods. 

REPUBLICANS

Members if an extinct political party. 

COMPROMISE

The art of reaching a solution where the Democrat gets his way and the Republican caves in. 

SEX SCANDAL

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs...

OBAMANISM

Ruling by absolute, irrefutable power. 

TWADDLE

PERFECT PLACE FOR A PRESIDENTIAL APOLOGY TOUR

Cambodia.  And a very happy Veterans Day to you, too. 

DEAD MEAT

Republican Party. 

OFF

Any chances of business hiring.