BLOOMBERG

He's kind of like the Eveready battery; he just keeps blooming and blooming and blooming. 

WHY OBAMA JUST LOVES GEORGE ZIMMERMAN

Now that the trial is on, there's a total dearth of news about Banghazi, EPA, IRS, DOJ......

A ZIMMERMAN CASE TWIST

They say Martin got a bang out of it. 

SNOWDEN, ZIMMERMAN, HERNANDEZ

The Three Mouseketeers ride again!  

ACCORDING TO MICHAEL BLOOMBERG

The overwhelming majority of obese Americans are overweight. 

PUTIN, REGARDING SNOWDEN

Finally, someone on the face of this earth has the guts to stand up to Obama.  So should the rest of us. 

AARON HERNANDEZ

O.J.'s protege?  Well, they both had white SUV's and football friends.  I've got six bits that says a pair of black gloves shows up in this case... And they won't fit. 

SNOWDEN

What would we do if Edward ended up holed out in The Duke of Earl's palace?  They could be related, you know. 

JAY CARNEY COULD JOIN LOS ANGELES DODGERS

Well, why not?  He's an expert at dodging, not to mention shucking and ducking.   

FINAL THOUGHT ON THAT $100 MILLION TRIP TO AFRICA

There are probably at least 250 million Americans who would just as soon cut his expenses to $50 million and make it a one-way trip. 

ON THAT $100 MILLION TRIP TO AFRICA

I wonder if Obama is going to stop in and visit his birthplace? Gosh, he'll be able to write a new book: "BACK TO AFRICA," by The Omnipotent One. 

2,500 JOBS AT $40,000 PER YEAR

That's what Obama is spending on his $100 million trip back to Africa.

PORNOGRAPHY AND OBAMA

Neither one has any socially redeeming value. 

THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T HAVE JUST ANY PRESIDENT

We have Barack Hussein Obama. 

WHAT THOSE 16,000 NEW I.R.S. EMPLOYEES ARE DOING

Shredding the White House enemies lists. 

SELF-RIGHTEOUS

Just because the government has the technological capability to spy on you in order to gather information about you, and to use that information against you without your knowledge does not mean that they will. 

SPOCK WAS CORRECT

"Trust no one."  Especially anyone in government. 

WHO SAID WHAT?

"If people can’t trust not only the executive branch but also don’t trust Congress, and don’t trust federal judges, to make sure that we’re abiding by the Constitution with due process and rule of law, then we’re going to have some problems here." ~ Barack Obama, and please pass the gray poop on. 

DO NOT HARM, DO NO EVIL

Instead, get on your jet place, fly to Vegas and make a campaign speech. 

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR

That D.O.S. is changing its name from Department of State to Department of Sex, although they might as well...