The Real Difference Between Anna Nicole Smith and Illegal Aliens

Americans care more about Anna Nicole Smith, (a dead issue, so to speak), than illegal aliens.

Do you suppose that, if we were to be invaded by hostile beings from another planet, that Anna Nicole Smith's dead body would still be THE news of the day?

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Hillary Wants Out of Iraq

She doesn't know her geography very well. I think she lives in New York......

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Thank God for Hillary!

Now, we'll have someone to get us out of Iraq. Finally!

Next thing you know, she'll be making peace with Osama and that will be good, too.

Please, Monica... pass me a good cigar!

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