HIatus Continues

I may be back, but for the moment I am posting on a regular basis on GAB under the screen name Bullitts. 

Hiatus

I'm taking a hiatus for ten days.  

Mars Missions Suspended

They're going to suspend the Mars missions for the next few weeks, ostensibly because the earth and Mars will be on opposite sides of the sun. But I've been informed that the real reason is that both Barack and Afghan Joe want to return to their birthplaces for a mini vacation. 

Shear Fear

The only reason they insist we wear masks is that they are afraid to look us in the face.  

 

Everybody in the World Knows Joe Biden Is a Liar, Except...

 Joe Biden. 

The Truth Is Out There

Yes, it's out there someplace.  It's just not in Washington, D.C.

 

Who Do You Believe?

General Milley says he advised Afghan Joe to keep 2,500 troops in Afghanistan. Afghan Joe says Milley never made such a suggestion. Personally, I don't believe either one of them.  

The Only Thing Lower Than a Snake's Belly

Biden's ratings.  

Understatement of the Century

"We need to fight to save America!" ~ President Trump

Now You See Them, Then You Don't

Those Del Rio Haitians are disappearing, just like Afghan Joe said they would.  They're being flown out... to a neighborhood near you!  

 

Sounds Perfectly Logical to Me

The Biden Junta is saying that illegal aliens don't have to have vaccination cards "because they're not intending to stay." 

Robocalls

Afghan Joe lies even more often than I get robocalls!

 

Where Are The Pictures?

Afghan Joe and his regime claim to have negotiated the release of 28 Americans from the Taliban.  Where are the customary pictures?

How?

How did all of those Haitians make it to Del Rio in the first place? 

 

Zombie President

Biden is not allowed to answer questions or deviate from the script prepared by his "handlers." They're afraid he might slip and tell the truth!

Consumer Prices Only Raised 5.1% Last Month?

Compounded annually, that's only 81.6%. 

Biden Speaks

 Come on, man!  

Biden's Excuse

 "Can al Qaeda come back? Yeah, but guess what? It's already back in other places."

 

Whooops!

If you think prices are soaring now, just wait an hour! 

When the fire evacuation orders come, will they let you through the checkpoints if you don't have your vaccination certificate?  

 

Defund the Cops

Seattle could lose up to 200 police officers due to a vaccine mandate: get the shots by October 18th or be fired. That's one way to defund the cops. 

Lower Than a Snake's Belly

Biden's poll ratings. 

Gender Identity

I've come to realize that there are, indeed, three genders: male, female and Democrat.  

Shaking In Their Boots

Biden has warned ISIS that he's not done with them yet!

  

The Eyes Tell the Story

When you look into Biden's eyes, you can see the blood of those left behind.

 

No Class Act

As the bodies of the 13 servicemen killed in Afghanistan were being unloaded at Dover AFB, Biden repeatedly checked his watch.  

 

Newsom's Not Sweating It!

They're using Dominion voting machines! 

 

Observation

Joe Biden may not have the balls to be a president, but Caitlyn Jenner has the balls to be a governor!

American Shame

 

Time For Us To Start Beheading Politicians!

Former CIA Director Michael Hayden says Trump supporters are somewhat akin to the Taliban. 

Joe Biden's Legacy

Joe Biden will go down in history as the "Leader of the flee world." 

 

Please, I Beg of You!

Please don't bother Uncle Joe until he's finished his nap! 

 

What's In A Name?

The Taliban has decided to change the name of Afghanistan to Bidenstan.  

Honesty Is the Best Policy

Let's be honest: Biden would still be on vacation at Camp David unless Barack had called him and ordered him to get his butt in front of the cameras! 

 

The "Leader" of the Free World

 

If You Think Inflation Is Bad Now...

Just wait 15 or 20 minutes!

 

Biden Gets a Vacation Already?

From what?

 

Who?

Just who is this imposter we allow to occupy the White House? 

 

Resist!

Rand Paul says all Americans should resist mandatory mask and vaccine orders. They can't send ALL of us to the gallows!

 

Gingrich vs. Pelosi

Newt Gingrich says Nancy Pelosi is starting to act like a dictator.  

Starting?

 

Andrew Cuomo

We hear from him no mo.  

Cold-Hard Covid Fact

They say Covid cases have increased by over 100,000 a day in Florida, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee and Kentucky.  That's where all of the illegals are ending up.  

 

Shit Show

So Barack held a shit show over the weekend? 

Cori Bush Wants YOU to Die!

Cori Bush, when being called out for her "Defund the Police" demands made while she has her own private security, says: "Would you rather ME die?"

A Pox on All of Them!

When Congress writes a bill that is over 2,700 pages long, that is done for one purpose only: to keep the American public from knowing what's in it! 

 

AOC Hires Blackwater Security

But the Fascist-Marxist wants to defund your police! 

 

Saginaw Grant

 Native American actor, proud American, a leader in Indian Country... has passed. 

Masks?

 They're not really intended to be a health measure; they're intended to be muzzles! 

The Question Everyone Wants Answered

 Who was it that wiped Biden's ass? 

Why Is It?

Why is it that they want Americans, whether vaccinated or not, to wear masks... but they don't ask illegals coming across the border to do the same? 

 

Imagination

Well, well, well! So the guy who is handling Hunter's art sales has very close ties to China! Who could have ever imagined that? 

Yet One More Reason to Dump Gavin

 He's invited the world's homeless to come and live on the streets of Los Angeles and San Francisco.  

Useless Turds

Journalists are supposed to be truly objective and impartial, reporting the facts and not the fiction. When they do otherwise, they are useless turds in a punch bowl full of lies.    

Are YOU Exempt?

News story: Joe Biden used a personal email account to send classified intelligence to his son, Hunter.  That's perfectly okay, isn't it? I mean, after all... Joe IS a Democrat, and Democrats are exempt from the law, right? 

 

Can You Believe This?

Bacon now costs more per pound than plywood!

 

Is Another Lockdown Imminent?

Americans are getting awfully snarky about the Biden gang and just too damned vocal with their opinions. Word has it that another Wuhan Virus lockdown is imminent.  

Kamala's Hospital Visit

Abortion? 

 

You're As Dumb As a Post!

You're TOO dumb!!! That's what Uncle Joe Biden just called every American! You're too dumb to make up your own minds about Covid19 vaccines! You're too stupid to study the facts and reach your own conclusions! That's why he's asking Facebook to censor posts... to protect you from your own stupidity! Coming from the dementia king of the century, that takes guts! Who in the hell does he think he is, anyway?

Put Your Mask Back On!

Los Angeles had ordered citizens to put their masks back on! And so it begins!  

I will NOT comply!

  

Oh, My!

 The numbers in the Arizona audit don't match the November 2020 election results! Oh, my! 

Democrats Huddle in Fear

Texas Democrats, shaken to their core with the possibility that the State of Texas just might close the door to election fraud, have left the state in order to prevent the legislature from having a quorum, necessary to conduct business.  They vamoosed to Washington, D.C. where, they hope, Fancy Nancy and Uncle Joe will protect them. 

How's Your Windows 10 Doing?

Microsoft has just about run out of excuses to update and screw up your Windows 10. Now they're rolling out Windows 11 so they can start all over again fresh.

Gas Prices: Bend Over

Now that gas prices are soaring to record highs, Biden intends to raise taxes on gasoline manufacturers and distributors and get rid of all subsidies. Just who do you think is going to pay for all of that?

Rashida Tlaib and I Agree!

Rashida Tlaib and I agree. She says the CBP and ICE and their parent agencies should be defunded. The parent organization is the United States Government. Yes! Let's defund the U.S. Government!

 

If You Really Want to Tick Off the Dems

Buy a gun and ammo.

Join the NRA. 

Get training.

Putin's Laugh of the Day

Uncle Joe has vowed to "crack down" on Russia if they are responsible for computer hacking in the U.S. 

Suing Fox News

Ed Henry, who got fired from Fox News last year, is now suing the beleaguered network for  discrimination against conservatives. Fox News says he got fired due to allegations of sexual misconduct... allegations which are still being litigated in court. Either way, Fox News has a whole lot of explaining to do.  

Fox News: Topple Topple

Fox News is witnessing its ratings plummet as it leans further and further to the left. Newsmax beat them out in the key ratings last weekend. Obviously, they don't care, but their advertisers might.  

Drive safely over the holiday!

California Enacts Travel Bans

California is banning state employee travel to Florida and several other states which, California claims, have unfriendly LGBT+ laws on the books. Those states are tickled pink that Californians will be staying out.  

 

Biden's PLan to Reduce Crime Includes...

 GUN CONTROL!

Biden's Not the Only Dem With Dementia

Dems are now starting to chorus that they never said anything about defunding the police! 

 

Finally, We Get the Truth?

Maybe, when the feds come clean about UFO's, we'll finally find out the truth about where Obama was actually born? 

Zero

That's how many of the 50 states stepped up to the plate and said, "We would welcome an audit of our 2020 election and our election  processes!" 

 

You've Got to Give Biden Credit...

He made it onto Air Force One, flew overseas and was up and down those stairs many times, and never one did he fall on his ass! 

 

Cognitive Ability Test? Are You KIdding Me?

The Dems, who fought tooth-and-nail to remove Trump from office because he was "mentally unfit" to carry out his duties, are now fighting tooth-and-nail to prevent Biden, who daily exhibits increasing mental decline, from having to take a cognitive abilities test.   

Lightfoot's Racism Slight-of-Hand

Lori Lightfoot, that delightful damsel who calls herself Mayor of Chicago, is recently noted for refusing to allow white reporters into her press conferences. Last week, she announced that racism is a "public health emergency," and arranged to divert $10 million in Covid health funds to fight it.  I didn't know that was legal, either!  

As It Should Be?

Walter Shaub, the director of the United States Office of Government Ethics under President Obama, said the Biden administration is sending a "f--- you" to ethics experts by hiring so many relatives of senior White House officials. I don't have a problem with it; I've been expecting Uncle Joe to put Hunter in charge of the DEA for weeks now...

Juneteenth

I guess the Democrats have finally recognized that slavery no longer is a good thing.

 

Sheer Power!

I hear Uncle Joe sure put Vladimir in his place!  

Weekend Headlines

Mass shootings in 3 states leave 2 dead, at least 30 wounded!

And how many got shot in Chicago? 

 

Different Strokes for Different Folks

Jeffrey Toobin.

 

 

A Now Famous Chuckle

I've come to the conclusion that, when Harris chuckles, she's essentially saying "F--- You."  

Lights Out!

California is warning of more rolling blackouts and "public safety power shutoffs" this summer. If you don't like it, go buy a generator. Unlike other states, it seems, California is under no obligation to ensure that citizens have electricity.   

 

Chagrin, Waiting to Happen

Before Xi Jinping sits down to chat with Uncle Joe, he's undoubtedly going to ask, "How's Hunter?" 

 

How to Know When You've Hit the Target

When they start jumping up and down and yelling about your "conspiracy theories."

Hot Potato

Word has it that Congressional Republicans are avoiding being seen with Liz Cheney like the plague! 

God On The Face Of The Earth!

Fauci will never be fired, under any circumstances according to Psaki.  So, sit down, shut up and do as you're told! 

 

Dry Humor

It's so hot and arid out west... hopefully, California will dry up and blow away!

Another Phony Job for Kamalala

Uncle Joe, obviously scared stiff over the growing number of state election audits,  is putting Kamalala in charge of dealing with the nation's voting crisis. Judging be her tenure as "Border Czar," this should be interesting.  

Buy More Toilet Paper NOW!

With the prices of lumber and forest products skyrocketing, it is only logical that the cost of toilet paper is going up! 

Wuhan Lab Doesn't Exist?

Biden and his thugs are doing everything they can to bury the now well-known fact that the Chinese created and weaponized the Wuhan Virus... and then unleashed it upon the world.  Now that the real beans are being spilled and all of this time has passed, some Wuhan lab  employees are claiming they were bitten by bats, and that's what started the pandemic! 

Whatever the story, China insists it is not to blame.  

 

Remember When Everyone Was Burning Bras?

It's time for national MASK burning parties!  

Making Life Simple

There's no such think as male, female and the litany of other genders any longer. Forms now simply ask: male, female or "non-binary." 

Putin and Biden to Meet June 16th

The Beast and the Demented. 

 

Two Peas in a Pod

Whitmer and Newsom: out of the same mold! 

 

God Has Evidently Returned to the Face of the Earth!

Dr. Fauci! Dr. Fauci! Dr. Fauci! 

 

Stiffed

I can tell by the way he walks that somebody has been putting starch in Uncle Joe's underwear!  

Please, Oh Please Mr. Neytanyahu

Uncle Joe Biden told the world he expected Israel to deescalate conflicts with Hamas by yesterday.  Benji game him the finger... as he should have.  

Who's Boss?

Lovely Rashida Tlaib sure put Uncle Joe in his place on the Detroit airport tarmack yesterday!!! Ewww!

If You Think Uncle Joe is Bad for the Country...

Just wait until Kamalala takes charge. 

 

The Who

Who in their right minds could have ever imagined that Washington DC would ever... ever run out of gas? 

Anyone Hear Anything From

 John Durham? 

A Woman Scorned

 LIZ

Big Shots

Big shooting in Russia yesterday. Look for the Dems to blame us NRA members.  

 

Joe Biden Defined

Jimmy Carter, Barack Hussein Obama, Mao Tse Tung and George Gobel... all wrapped up into one.  

 

Segregation 101

First, they segregated blacks from whites. Then, they segregated smokers from non-smokers. Now, they're segregating those who have vax cards from those who don't.  On Monday, Washington Gov. Jay Inslee issued revised guidelines stating that sports venues and churches can increase capacity, but only if they designate segregated sections for vaccinated attendees. 

 

If You Had a Billion Dollars...

How many politicians could you buy off at $1 million each?  

 

Facebook

There's two sides to every story. They can run their company anyway they want to, and we don't have to use it.  

Biden's Junta

Biden's junta claims journalists "uncover the truth, check the abuse of power, and demand transparency from those in power. They are indispensable to the functioning of democracy."

 

The Basecamp is Deserted

About one-third of the employees of software developer Basecamp have quit their jobs after the company’s founders asked them to focus on developing software, rather than get involved in politics at work.

Pelosi's Laptop

Rumor has it that Pelosi's laptop computer has been found on Sarah Palin's fishing boat in Alaska...

 

Republicans Running for Cover!

After observing the Feds raid on Rudy Giuliani, the handwriting is on the wall: the Biden regime is out to marginalize, chastise and punish Republicans and Trump supporters in any way they can.  This is even more evident by the appearance that Hunter Biden will face no further scrutiny or charges related to his activities in the Ukraine or with China and that Uncle Joe himself will totally skate on charges of family corruption.  

Republicans, fearful of facing the wraths of Biden, Obama, Harris, Pelosi and Schumer, are now shucking and ducking even more than they ever did before.  

About Last Night

A few people were watching the Three Stooges on TV.   

Speechless in the Basement

Uncle Joe has never joined a conference call with the nation's governors about the Wuhan Virus...

The Only Thing Lower Than a Snake's Belly...

 The Oscar's ratings.  

Speed Test

Would you be willing to get into a driver-less, computer-driven car that's going to travel 70 mph toward a driver-less car that's heading toward you at 70 mph? 

Uncle Joe Sez...

We have no right to be ticked off at Asian-Americans just because the Chinese sent the Wuhan virus to us.   

 

Cops Have No Business Interfering With Stabbing Teens

BLM activist Bree Newsome says that "Teenagers have been having fights including fights involving knives for eons. We do not need police to address these situations." 

Okay... let them stab each other to death and then let's see what you have to day about that. 

The Border: Why Kamalala is Silent

The main reason Kamala has refused to hold a press conference since she was named "border czar" is that she has nothing intelligent to add to the conversation.  

About Those New UFOs

We are already under control of the aliens, and Joe Biden is their leader.  

 

More Background Checks?

It's interesting to note that the vast majority of shooters should not have had the ability to acquire guns. Law enforcement already had contacts with the individuals; yet, they managed to get their weapons and commit shootings anyway.  Now, Biden and the Dems want more worthless gun background checks? 

 

Is Our DeFacto President...

 ...George Soros, Barack Obama, or Jeff Bezos? 

Uncle Joe and Kamalalala Have Yellow Streaks Down Their Backs

They don't want to deal with BLM, Antifa,  the border crisis, Iran, China, Russia... or Biden's dog.  

Message to Fauci (X-Rated)

Fauci says it is not okay to eat or drink indoors, even if you're been vaccinated.  

I've heard enough from this pompous fraud.  He can eat shit and die.  

Las Vegas Bans Grass?

Las Vegas, running into a shortage of water, is considering banning lawns. What are they going to do with all of those dried-up golf courses?   

Prince Philip Has Died

Now, at long last, maybe we can get our minds off of Harry and what's-her-name?  

 

There's Nothing Wrong With Joe Biden...

That an honest election wouldn't cure.  

 

First, It Was Toilet Paper!

Now, Covid-19 is causing a shortage on ketchup!

 

Did You Know?

Did you know that Kamalalala visited Oakland over the weekend? Neither did I.  Evidently, only a dozen or so of the 81 million who voted for her did show up...

Eternity?

When? When will all of this "pandemic" lockdown, shutdown, mask mandate, vaccine bullshit end? 

We have a right to know! 

Will You Be Banned?

A public health professor at George Washington University says that anyone who refuses a Covid vaccination should be banned from American society.  

 

Today's Oxymoron

AOC thinks. 

 

And Today Is...

Biden's birthday!

 

 

ID?

If an ID is not required to vote,  they have NO right to ask for a vaccination card for anything. 

Kamalalala is TICKED OFF!

Poor, sad Kamala. She can't live in the VP mansion because they're remodeling it!  

 

North Korea vs. Biden

Kim keeps threatening Uncle Joe, but Uncle Joe is not saying anything in response. In fact, he's been hiding out in his basement in Delaware all weekend.   

Kamalalala's Last Laugh

She snorted and laughed like crazy when asked if she was going to see the border. 

Now, she's in charge of it? 

On Vacation Already?

In his first 63 days in office, I think Biden has already had more days off than Trump had in four years.  

About Uncle Joe

Is he all there? 

 

How Biden Resolves Issues

Because southern border states are madder than hell with the influx of illegal aliens, Biden plans to ship them up north to Montana, North Dakota and  Idaho.  

Go Maskless!

Fauci was asked to provide data to show that wearing a mask reduces transmission of Covid. He can't.  

Speaking of St. Patrick, Where's...

 Lou Dobbs?  

Fake News

Fauci.

 

 

The Vatican Is Broke?

They have billions of dollars worth of jewels, artifacts and gold in the basement and they're claiming poverty?  

 

Raising A Stink

The main reason they want to obliterate Pepe Le Pew is that the name reminds everyone of Barack Obama.  

Turning America Into A Hell-Hole

Biden has single-handedly done that in less than 60 days.   

Sick & Tired Of Hearing About Harry and Meghan

Why aren't we talking about Hunter and Joe? 

 

TIME Magazine's Man of the Year?

 

Covid Relief

The Covid Relief Bill has passed! Oh, Joy! I suddenly went from having $20 in my wallet to having nothing and owing $2,000. And 90% of that missing money is being either spent on  pork or sent overseas! 

 

Not Much

The average attention span of a rabid Democrat is less than one second.  

 

Bringing Up The Rear

China subjected U.S. diplomats to anal Wuhan virus tests.  

 

Mitch Sucks

It's pretty bad when you have the lowest favorability rating of any Member of Congress...  lower than Schiff, or Pelosi, orWaters or AOC!  

He's most deserving of the distinction.  

Cuomo Hasn't Done A Damned Thing Wrong!

Just ask ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC or CNN! 

 

Fauci's Tyranny

The "revered" Dr. Fauci is now saying that we're going to be wearing masks until the end of 2022. 

I say we run the bastard out of the country on a pogo stick.   

Trump's Burial Spot

The House Dems have introduced a Bill to prevent Trump from being buried in Arlington National Cemetery.  

Not to worry; I hear Trump has already arranged to be buried next to Nancy Pelosi.  

Everyone's A LIar!

So saith the Cuomo!

 

Republicans

Republicans are well-known for carping like hell when the Democrats are in charge, and doing absolutely nothing about it when they are in charge!

  

Mitch McConnell and Mitt Romney...

Should both go together and form their own political party.  

 

Is God a Man or a Woman?

Ask Caitlin Jenner.  

 

Graham Has More Hot Air Than 500 Balloons!

Lindsey Graham is like a bandy rooster running around the farmyard crowing and crowing that he's going to do this, and he's going to do that. Think abut it: How many "investigations" about this or that has he promised just in the last four years, investigations that have never seen the light of day?  

He now threatens that the Republicans could impeach Vice President Harris if they win back the House in 2022?

Somebody needs to send him 100 pounds of Ex-Lax! He needs it!  

McConnell Has Proven Beyond All Reasonable Doubt...

What a jackass RINO he really is! 

 

Biden...

Is no president. 

Not mine, anyway.  

 

Why The Democrats Are In Charge

The main reason the Democrats have an advantage over the rest of us is that they don't fear God.  

Kansas City's New Name

The Kansas City NFL team, the Kansas City Chiefs, has been under fire to change its name due to the political correctness culture permeating the left.  After appearing in the Superbowl, they have decided to change their name from the Chiefs to the "Squaws."  

The Democrat Games Are Not Over

The Biden administration wants to adjust the 2020 census figures because Covid-19 skewed the results?  

 

Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish

Nancy Pelosi has canceled her weekly news conferences.  

 

More News From The Last Election

I just heard that Wyatt Earp and Jesse James voted for Biden in the last election! 

 

20 Million Covid Vaccines Missing!

As corrupt as the Bidens are, the missing vaccines were probably sold to China.  

Another Nail In The Coffin Of The Republican Party

They voted to Let Liz Cheney retain her seat as the Republican Conference Chair, thereby announcing to the world that they support her vote to impeach Trump.   

 Well, just kiss my ass!

Humility

 Humility is when you have ten million things to do and your computer says no.  

Democrat Admission

By keeping the National Guard troops in DC, the Democrats are admitting that they lost the election and the only way they can retain power is to surround themselves with guns.  

Today Is A Day That Will Live In Infamy

 02012021

Ruling By Fiat

The continual signing of a record number of Executive Orders by President Biden makes it abundantly clear: (1) any and all vestiges of the Trump administration shall be erased; (2) neither Congress, the Courts or the people have any say.  

 

THIS Will Raise Your Blood Pressure!

Locked up California criminals, the ones who scammed the state's unemployment system out of billions of dollars, got their Covid vaccines before anybody else!

Thanks, Governor Newsom!

Kerry: Laid Off OIl And Gas Workers Will Find Better Jobs

 Someday. 

Biden Lying?

 One America News is reporting:

Joe Biden is caught lying yet again, this time over his remarks about President Trump’s ‘Buy American’ economic policies.

“But the previous administration didn’t take it seriously enough,” Biden claimed. “federal agencies waived the ‘Buy American’ requirement without much push back at all. ”

Critics have said this is a blatant lie as ‘Buy American’ was a key staple of President Trump’s policies on manufacturing and foreign trade. The Trump administration hosted ‘Made in America’ events and even imposed high-tariffs on imports to support U.S. manufacturers. 

Now, I find it absolutely astounding that anyone would ever accuse Biden of lying!  Don;t you agree? 

Larry King

I didn't care for the guy's style, but he was a legend in his own right. 

 

Hank Aaron

Slugged himself all of the way into the heavenly angel's baseball team. 

  

Biden Wants To Make America Like California?

Let me OUT of this ZOO!

Four Gods Of The Universe

 Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and Google. 

Republicans In Congress...

 Are a disgrace to everything they told us they stood for when we elected them.  

Biden's Buddies Marching Toward The Border

Thousands of Guatemalans are heading for the border, demanding that Biden live up to his promises and let them in.  The Dems need the votes for 2022! 

Donald Tober

 Founder and CEO of Sweet and Low, couldn't handle the lows of Parkinson Disease.  RIP.  

Pelosi's Surgery

If she ever has a hemorrhoidectomy, there won't be anything left of her.  

Trump Gets Impeached... Again

That ends THAT suspense! Yawn!

 

Benedict Arnolds Ride Again

Republicans go after Trump.  

 

Biden Declares WAR!

Against the NRA!

Tommy Lasorda

That man had balls.  

 

Biden Wants To Make America LIke California?

Let me OUT of this ZOO!

 

 

Question Of The Decade

 Will politicians EVER be patriots? 

Hint

The mainstream media was blaming Trump for the Capital demonstrations before they even began...

Still Riding HIgh

 

Still In Charge Of The People's House

 

If the Republicans Lose In Georgia...

They will have nobody to blame except stingy Mitch.