THE LAST HONEST WASHINGTON POLITICIAN...

Was buried in the early 1800's.  

CIRCLE JERK

Senate Impeachment Hearings.  

CORONA VIRUS

THANKS TO KOBE BRYANT

The impeachment crap got knocked off the front pages of the news... just what he would have wanted.
 

PLEASE GIVE ME A CALL

To let me know after the impeachment circus shuts down.  

PLANS UNDERWAY FOR NEXT ROUND OF IMPEACHMENTS

Judging by experience, we should all understand by now that the Democrats are all ready to file for more impeachments against President Trump starting on the day after he wins reelection in November.  

From now on, any president we elect will be impeached if the Democrats don't like him.  

RULES

If we took all of the rules the Democrats are trying to force on us and applied those same rules to the Democrats, there would be holy hell to pay.  

ABOLISH THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE

After almost 231 years of success, the Electoral College must be abolished.

Why?  

Because the Democrats say so.  

A GOOD TIME TO READ A BOOK

Starting today, every news network, every channel, every radio station, every newspaper... they will all be filled with breathless accounts of every syllable spoken and every nuance of gesture over the Senate impeachment trial. 

If you're looking for an escape, try reading a book.  I recommend "Fucking America," by Adam Schiff. 

THAT CERTAIN SPARKLE IN HIS EYES

Schiff's eyes were sparkling as he joined the dirge of House Representatives marching through the hallowed halls of Congress to deliver the Articles of Impeachment to the Senate.  In fact, his eyes were dancing, gleaming... somewhat like the hubcaps on a 1947 Hudson. 

EVIL HATH NO BOUNDS

If you're a Pelosi Democrat.  

AYATOLLAHS ASSERT POWER OVER DEMOCRATS

Every Democrat presidential candidate placed him/herself solidly in the the camp of the Iranians Tuesday night.  

CONGRESS MAKES ME SICK

The Senate Impeachment Trial has not even yet begun, and the McConnell Republicans are already caving in.  They're going to allow the Democrats to call new witnesses and, presumably, level new charges.  

Our Congress makes me sick, SICK, SICK.  
 

QUESTION OF THE YEAR

If you have to be 35 years old to be the nation's president, and if the position of Speaker of the House is second in line after the Vice President for the job of president, can underage AOC kick Pelosi out and take over her remaining term?  Asking for a friend.  

BOTH SPARTACUS AND KAMALALALA....

Epitomes of pious elitism and holier-than-thou philosophies.... have bitten the dust.  

BULLETIN EVERYBODY!

Ilhan Omar has PTSD!
 

DEMANDING PERSONALITIES

Schumer demands...
Schiff demands...
Pelosi demands...
Nadler demands...
 

NAPOLEON COMPLEX

It is now evident that Nancy Pelosi considers herself to be more powerful than the U.S. Senate, the President of the United States and the will of the American people.  

THROW PELOSI OUT NOW

With the rest of the House-hold garbage. 

AS UNAMERICAN AS ANYONE CAN GET

IDLE THREATS

Iraq has threatened to throw U.S. out of their country.  

By all means... please do so.  

CONTRARY TO THEIR OWN SELF-ABSORPTION

Who really cares what the Democrats say or do anymore?  
 

THIS WILL BE THE YEAR

In 2020

The Shit is Going to Hit the Fan!