WHY OBEY OUR LAWS?

Since illegals have broken the law by crossing the border and could go to jail or be deported if caught... just what incentive do they have to obey any of our other laws?  

LET'S FACE IT: WE HAVE A ONE PARTY POLITICAL SYSTEM

And it's not the Grand Old Party.  Exit stage left. 

 

DO HOOKERS HAVE WORMS?

The hookworm, a life-threatening parasite, is found in raw sewage and was thought to be eradicated from the United States.  It has recently resurfaced in Alabama, where residents and hookers are growing increasingly fearful.    

BIG NEWS

Rumor has it that Victoria might tell her secret this week. 

BFD

The big headline last Wednesday was that the Republicans want answers on the probe into the Clinton Foundation.  That's the same question they've been asking since the day after Trump was inaugurated.  After almost two years, that's what the Republicans have accomplished on the Clinton investigations and the corruption within the DOJ, FBI and DOS...  nothing, zero, zip. 

ADAM SCHIFF NOW HAS HIS OWN NATIONAL HOLIDAY

GIVE A PRECIOUS GIFT

Will someone please send 500 bags of turkey shit to Jim Acosta for Thanksgiving?  

GOVERNMENT MAY USE NUKES

California does it again.  Newly-elected U.S. Representative Eric Swalwell, a Democrat, has defended a proposed national mandatory buyback of so-called "assault" rifles, saying that if gun owners don't like it, the government has nukes.  It's ignorant bastards like him who make us gun owners cling on to our guns and our Bibles. 

ROY CLARK

A terrific all-around entertainer has passed.  Hee haw!

WHERE'S MISS MANNERS WHEN YOU NEED HER?

Jim Acosta needs to be taught a whole gamut of manners, but he unfortunately does not work for a news organization that has any of its own.  

SHE'S BAAAACK!

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A CITIZEN TO VOTE

That's what Democrat lawyers are saying in Florida.  American veterans gave their lives to guarantee the rights of the rest of the world to run our country?  And a happy Veterans's Day to you too, my friend.  

 

NOW THAT THE DEMOCRATS HAVE HAD THEIR BIG VICTORY...

Maybe they'll finally sit down and shut up? 

I'M JUST SO EXCITED...

Nancy Pelosi is going to be Speaker of the House again?  That's just such great news!  I won't have to use any Ex-Lax for at least two more years...

HERE WE GO AGAIN...

I wonder how many months it will take this time to get all of the Democrat Party campaign signs removed.  

TODAY'S THE DAY

IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME, THEN GET OUT!

“If you support the other candidates, then you should go support the other candidates. Don't be here. One of the things I never understood was why if you're supporting the other guy, you come to my rally. Go to their rally.” 

HILLARY SEZ

Hillary said the other day that all Blacks look alike.  Good luck in 2020, Hillary.  

WILLE MCCOVEY

Baseball will never be the same.