THANK YOU

SPECIAL POST

As this year of scandals comes to a close, I'd like to thank you for your readership.  In growing numbers, you have been following all of my blogs and it's indeed heartwarming to know that what I have to say and the opinions I have to give mean something to someone.  

My objective in posting these blogs is to keep people aware of what is going on around them in this country, not only from a political standpoint, but also with respect to important stories of every kind that do not make the daily news.  Of course, it is incumbent upon me to add my incredible wit, sarcastic as it maybe at times, sprinkled with a few puns and plays on words to try and put a smile on people's faces when we are living in times that make it difficult to smile.  

With your permission, I'll keep writing and blogging along... It's the American thing to do.  

... The Unknown Scribbler

MAN OF THE YEAR: IT'S A FOUR-WAY TOSSUP

Edward Snowden?

Phil Robertson?

Barack Hussein Obama?

?

SHUCK AND DUCK DYNASTY

Our President and Congress. 

AMERICA'S MILITARY VETERANS

Spit on them.  They're third class citizens!  

Is that what our President and Congress would have us believe? 

OBAMA ACTUALLY BORN IN...

Research shows that Barack Husssssein Obama was actually born in Honolulu, Hawaii in a manger, because his parents had no health insurance.  The three wise men, Harry Reid, Bill Ayers and Tony Rezko were in attendance.  Rosie O'Donnell sang "Oh, Promise Me!" while Seinfeld was the Master of Ceremonies.  What a joke...

YOU CAN RELAX NOW

The Emperor, His Highness, the Premier Messiah has left the mainland for the holidays. 

GIVE YOURSELF A TREAT THIS CHRISTMAS

Put ObamaCare under the tree...  You never know when your dog might get pregnant...

A CHRISTMAS STORY

THE REAL SCROOGE LIVES IN THE WHITE HOUSE

THE WORD IS

ObamaCare has a new pair of pajamas for Christmas!

VISION, INTEGRITY, CHANGE

MEET

MISS LUBE RACK 1955

Nancy Pelosi

Still Greasing America

SEARCHLIGHT

Used to designate airports and houses of prostitution.  Example: Harry Reid is from Searchlight, Nevada. 

FOG

Permanent residence of Nancy Pelosi. 

PERIOD

Absolute warning that the statement just made is an outright lie.  I.E.:  "Tomorrow, the sun will rise in the west.  Period." 

LAWRENCE OF ARABIA

Goodbye to Peter O'Toole.  Here's to drinkin' with you. 

HERE'S A POST FROM SIX YEARS AGO...

"The Odds That Iran Has Actually Shut Down Its Nuclear Program

Are about the same as the odds that you'll find a snowball in hell." 

(And they're still saying that progress is being made.)

YEAR'S WORST JOKE

Barack Hussein Obama

TODAY IS FRIDAY THE 13TH AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS....

Yep, Obama's still President. 

ANOTHER GRIMM'S FAIRY TALE

Let's see... Uncle Onyango was here illegally for 20 years and they had been trying to deport him.  He got arrested for driving under the influence and wanted to call the White House for help.  The White House denied that Obama had ever met his uncle Onyango.  Then Onyango got called into court again for another deportation hearing and they granted him permanent residency because he's been a "model" citizen, after which the White House admitted that Barack had actually stayed with his uncle for a while in Cambridge and had seen him a few times after that.  Finally, the White House flatly denied that Barack had anything at all to do with the court's decision regarding his uncle.  Whereupon the sugar plum fairy danced on Rudolph's nose and left a quarter under Barack's pillow and the Democrats lived happily ever after. 

HA, HA, HA , HA

So, you've been unemployed for the last three years, lost your house, car, furniture and spouse... and now they require you to sign up for the BIG JOKE... ObamaCare? 

VANISHED

I once knew a 120 pound gal who lost 200 pounds on Michelle Obama's latest diet. 

I'M TICKED OFF TO NO END

I'm on Medicare with a supplement and have full coverage for everything for about a total of $450 per month and it really ticks me off to hear that I do not qualify for ObamaCare at $1,200 per month with  $4,000 deductible.  But then again, as a 71-year-old male, if I ever got pregnant I'd be covered.  Yes, I'm ticked off. 

ONCE A LIAR, ALWAYS A LIAR?

With all of these Obama lies about Benghazi, ObamaCare and unemployment figures, how can you expect me to believe that he was actually born in the United States? 

WHEN GOD DELIVERED THE TEN COMMANDEMENTS TO MOSES...

I don't think he had virus protection on his tablet. 

NELSON MANDELA

Now, he was a black leader with the correct vision of the world, the humility to accept his mistakes and the fortitude to insist on high standards of accomplishment. 

NEW MOVIE ABOUT OBAMA'S LIFE

"THE LYIN' KING"

FIAT

No, it's not a fancy Italian car.  It's how Obama intends to rule for the next three years. 

OH, GREAT SWAMI...

Let's see... Press, Republicans, news media, insurance companies, doctors... Is there ANY one out there outside of Obama who is NOT to blame for the ObamaMare?  Hmmm? 

THE INQUISITION BEGINS

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

FROM THE TURKEY IN CHARGE

 

Enjoy the holiday.  See you Monday.  

Don't forget to talk about signing up for ObamaCare during dinner.  Just pulling your leg, pardon the play on words. 

IT'S A FACT

If no one signs up for and pays for ObamaCare.... Obama still won't get the damned message. 

WINTER IS HERE

It's cold enough out there to freeze your Obamas off. 

NOW THAT OBAMA HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY BROUGHT PEACE WITH IRAN....

We owe it to him to forget about Benghazi, Fast & Furious, N.S.A., I.R.S., D.O.J., election fraud and ObamaMare.  Right? 

SENATORS WHO VOTED FOR OBAMACARE IN 2010

REID & COMPANY AFTER PASSING NUCLEAR OPTION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9PVhIMr4ScI

THE REAL TURKEY IN THE ROOM

Is ObamaCare. 

OBAMA'S MAJOR ACCOMPLISHMENTS

Uhh.... maybe we should change the subject. 

THE DOCTOR IS IN

Nancy Pelosi said of Obamacare:  We have to pass it before we can examine it….

which is the clinical definition of a stool sample.

DELETE

How you get rid of elitists. 

NANCY PELOSI IS DIFFERENT THAN MOST DEMOCRATS

She's able to lie out of THREE sides of her mouth at the same time! 

OBAMA'S NEW GUN CONTROL PLOY

He plans on raising the cost of mandatory health insurance and taxes so high that no one can afford to own a gun. 

THEY'VE RENAMED OBAMACARE WEBSITE

It's now the OBAMAMARE Website. 

EARLY LIFE

Scientists have found bacterial evidence of life on earth some 3.5 billion years ago in a rock found in northwest Australia.  There is no truth to the rumor that John McCain's signature was found on the rock. 

NO CONGRESSIONAL SURPRISE

According to a recent survey, only 9% like the way Congress is doing its job.  The 9% includes Members of Congress, staffers, the Congressional barber and the shoeshine guy. 

HUMBLE PIE

Barry's ObamaCare dessert. 

A HUGE SIMILARITY BETWEEN GEORGE WASHINGTON AND BARACK OBAMA

Neither one ever told a lie. 

VETERANS DAY MESSAGE FROM THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF

"I'm sorry."

"YOU CAN KEEP YOUR DOCTOR"

"I'M SORRY..."

"But, I'll bet you're sorry now." 

WARNING

Anyone who watched the Country Music Awards and laughed at the ObamaCare jokes will be audited by the I.R.S. 

GLITCH

If the ObamaCare website is a "slight glitch," I'd hate to see what a "big glitch" looks like. 

SPIDERBAMA

So, if your insurance company changed your plan in 2012, and Obama said in late 2012 that your could keep your plan.... period.... then why is the insurance company now cancelling your new plan?  When at first you plan to deceive, you're going to get caught in the webs you weave. 

CONEY ISLAND

Where all of the Cone Heads live.... Pelosi, Bloomberg, Reid, Waters....

NOT EVEN RINGLING BROTHERS...

Could put on a circus like the one we have at the White House. 

THERE IS TRUTH TO THE RUMOR...

A legislator gave Sebelius a copy of "WEBSITES FOR DUMMIES." 

DECEIT

To take away someone's chair.  As in, Obama sold Americans ObamaCare by deceit, which is why you can't afford to buy any chairs for your house. 

PERIOD

The most regretted word in Obama's vocabulary. 

IT WAS ALL HER FAULT

That's why she's gone...

 

OBAMACARE DYSFUNCTION

CIALIS WON'T HELP. 

PELOSI IS STILL IMMERSED IN IT

"The fog," that is. 

HOW TO MAKE AMERICANS LOSE WEIGHT

Make all chairs and seats narrower.  Let's start with the airlines...

YOU'LL HAVE LOT'S TO BE THANKFUL FOR THIS THANKSGIVING

Gosh and gee whillickers... The ObamaCare website is going to be working!  Trust me!

TRANSPARENT

That's Obama: You can see right through him. 

PETULANCE

One of Obama's finer attributes. 

"MONKEY COURT"

The first accurate description I've heard of Congress in years. 

POPE LEFT ALONE IN VATICAN!

The Cardinals are all out of town playing baseball. 

WHERE OBAMACRATS GO TO COLLEGE?

The University of Maryland recently hosted a workshop for interested students to teach them how to pleasure themselves using various sex toys. 

THERE COULD BE TRUTH TO THE RUMOR

That Jesus will not return to Earth because He can't tolerate the politics. 

JFK'S BRAIN MISSING

Researchers say John F. Kennedy's brain has been missing for years.  They also conclude that Obama doesn't have it. 

AMERICA'S MOST WANTED?

BLOGGERS AND TALKING HEADS

Y'all should be in fear of us, shakin' in your American boots, 'cause we just might say somethin' that would upset the President if you read it. 

OH PLEASE, MR. CUSTER!

Find this country a leader!

BIMBO

Nancy what's-her-face. 

NATIONAL DEBT SOLUTION

Why don't we have the American citizens at large settle the amount of the national debt ceiling every two years during the November elections?  Why should we leave the decision up to the "big spenders" in Washington? 

HOW TO NAVIGATE THE OBAMACARE WEBSITE

Step 1: Turn off your computer.
Step 2: Turn on your TV.
Step 3: Tune in to the Mickey Mouse Show.  

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE AUDACITY OF THE PRESIDENT

To shut down the Statue of Liberty in one breath and to say we need to resolve the immigration issues in the next breath?  Duhhh? 

HOW TALKS ARE PROGRESSING

Things are progressing on the budget talks in Washington.  Up until now, they've been getting on TV and saying, "He's an asshole!"  Now, they're looking directly at each other and saying, "You're an asshole!" 

Yep!  That's progress, in Democratic speak. 

Columbus would be so proud he found this continent... 

 

OBAMA GETS THE SHORTS

The new N.S.A. top security domestic spying center in Utah is full of electrical problems. 

KEEP ON TRUCKIN'

That's the saying of the day in Washington, DC. 

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR

That the Washington Redskins are changing their name to the Washington Barack-Baracks. 

NAME CALLING

99% of the politicians give the rest a bad name. 

SHUTDOWN

It's too darned bad we can't shut their flappin' gums down. 

CAD

At first, I thought they were talking about the White House limo, but I now understand they were talking about the President. 

I CHECKED THE OBAMACARE WEBSITE

It said: "Take two aspirin, send in $500.00 and check back in the morning."

FATWAH

An overweight Wah. 

DIGITIZED

The government is requiring all medical providers to digitize all health-related information on every patient and to make that information available on-line to the government health care authorities.  

I've got a digit I'd like to give them....

HEALTH CARE EXCHANGE

I'll trade you my doctor for yours. 

AMANDA KNOTTS

Square knots with an Italian twist. 

TOAD

A person who is deemed to be despicable or contemptible.  Okay... it's a tossup between Reid and Obama. 

GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN

The way this government operates, we'll be much better off with them closed. 

ANARCHIST

Anyone who doesn't embrace ObamaCare. 

FORBIDDEN WORDS TO USE AT WHITE HOUSE

FOX NEWS. 

CONGRESSIONAL OBAMACARE WAIVER

THANK YOU

THANK YOU TED CRUZ FOR SPEAKING UP FOR AMERICANS!

SINK HOLE

Where the government is spending all of our money. 

BLACKBERRIES

What you give Obama for Christmas. 

WITH ALL OF THE DEMOCRATS YELLING THERE'S GOING TO BE A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN....

How can they blame the Republicans? 

CHEMICAL WEAPON

Little Ms. Piggy's douche. 

ASHAMED

If I were him, I'd be ashamed of having my name associated with ObamaCare. 

ASSERT

How your fanny feels after it falls onto the cactus. 

GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN

If it happens, will they send Congress home?  Or, will Congress continue working... without pay? 

IRRELEVANT

Anything Obama says. 

QUIET AS A CHURCH MOUSE

Hillary Clinton. 

POLL DANCER

What Obama did so well until all of his chickens started coming home to roost. 

CONSUMER FINANCIAL PROTECTION AGENCY

Sucking up what little private information about you that has not already been sucked up by I.R.S., D.H.S. and N.S.A... And yes, they DO know what brand of toilet tissue you use. 

PUTIN

Putin, Putin, poodnin pie,
Why'd you make Obama cry? 

EXCEPTIONAL NATION

Obama is correct in saying we are an exceptional nation.  No other country has a leader like him. 

SNOW JOB

What Obama got from Putin for 9/11.

BARRY'S NEW POSSESSION

It's a full year since the Benghazi Massacre and, since Obama has refused answers and stonewalled investigations, he now owns it. 

WHY OBAMA REALLY WANTS TO BOMB SYRIA?

He would kill for another Nobel Peace Prize. 

OBAMACARE CHORUS LINE

Remember how they were singing to us the night before they all crammed ObamaCare down our throats?  Here they are again, Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Boehner, Graham, McCain.... a GREAT American chorus on the very eve of a Syrian bombing?

We've really GOT to have this vote, away from the fog of the controversy, so we'll all know what's in it. 

COME UPPANCE

What Obama is now getting in return for his cavalier disregard for American democracy. "We don't need no dictator." 

WALKING ON EGGSHELLS

Putin and Obama at the G20 Summit. 

IT'S GOING TO BAD A BAD DAY IN BLACK ROCK....

  If Obama doesn't get his way.   

GOOD RIDDANCE

ARIEL CASTRO

PSST!! HEY, BARRY! HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!

You come clean on Benghazi, N.S.A., D.O.J., Fast & Furious and the I.R.S. and we'll let you go after Syria. 

IT NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE ME

How all of the talking heads who don't even know what a carbine looks like can provide the country with endless dictates about what we should do in Syria. 

ZINGGED OUT

SEE YOU TUESDAY.

HAVE A GREAT LABOR DAY AND A FANTASTIC BBQ

THE PROBLEM WITH SYRIA

Obama didn't bow low enough. 

I HAVE A DREAM

And it most definitely does NOT include Barack Hussein Obama. 

DOWN AND DIRTY

Miley Cyrus

6,567

That's the number of new Federal Regulations that affect you which have been enacted... in the last 90 days. 

DELBERT BELTON

May the two black kids who beat this 88-year-old to death with flashlights in Spokane rot in hell. 

I WAS GOING TO INVITE YOU TO MY PARTY, BUT...

I was reading through the list of people who have been spied on by the N.S.A. and I didn't see your name there!  Oh, lah, dee, dah. 

MIXED UP PRIORITIES

I think the damned press and media should worry a whole lot less about the insignificant things in life, like where Samantha Powers has been and why, and whole lot more about the important things such as what in the Sam hell we're going to do about the jackass we have in the White House. 

SHUCK AND DUCK, BOB AND WEAVE

Obama strategy on Syria

HOW TO GET A RAISE

Go on welfare. 

WHAT ABOUT THE DOG?

We haven't heard a word about whether or not their dog went back to the White House with them!  Did he have to take the Greyhound? 

ANIMAL HOUSE

1600 Pennsylvania House NE

FATWAH

The national war against fat people. 

2,700

The number of "accidental mistakes" the N.S.A. made in violating the law and spyng on Americans... last year. 

SHOW YOUR TRUE COLORS

Buy an Obama mask today!

NUCLEAR WEAPON?

Lois Lerner's private email account. 

BYE, BYE NOW

Jesse Jackson Jr. 

OBAMACARE

A wholly owned subsidiary of the Democratic Party. 

CALIFORNIA

The Golden State, where boys are girls and girls are boys. 

HOT SEX

Tabasco on Weiner. 

RACISM

Obama's answer to everything. 

DOMESTIC SPYING PROGRAM

Television cameras installed to monitor your illegal Mexican gardeners and maids. 

MARTHA'S VINEYARD

Jackal's Summer Hideout. 

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY

The I.R.S., N.S.A., D.O.J., E.P.A., D.H.S., and/or C.I.A., may be listening. 

COMMANDER IN CHIEF

Valerie Jaret

CUCKCOO'S NEST

Presidential Quarters at the White House. 

DALLIANCE

What Anthony Wiener, Elliott Spitzer and Bob Filner all have in common:  They want to dally with the dolly. 

PHONY

Of Presidential origin; that is, the scandals are phony. 

WHY HOLDER IS HANGING ON....

Michelle won't allow Kamala Harris to be the next Attorney General. 

FROM RUSSIA, WITH LOVE

We've got Snowden.  Nyah, nyah, nyah. 

ZEALOT

I'm so confused.  Now, Jesus is being called a Zealot.  I thought Obama was Jesus.  Oh, no... now I get it.  Obama is the Omnipotent One.  I wonder, if the Zealot and the Omnipotent One ever got into an argument, who do you think would win? 

SHOVEL READY

I winder of all of those non-existent "shovel ready" jobs Obama was going to create back in 2009 are ready yet? 

PERPETUAL VACATION

President Obama. 

TRAYVON MARTIN IS DEAD

Get over it. 

SIGNS YOU ARE ABOUT TO HEAR A LIE

"Now, let me be clear about this!" 

"PHONY SCANDALS?"

I didn't realize they had installed area code 900 phone numbers at the White House. 

PSEUDONYMS

INTRODUCING THE MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY, HE'S ON 'ER....

Carlos Danger!  

Oh, oh, sorry folks.... it's

Carlos Dangle!

Uh Oh, this could be embarrassing...

Tony the Wiener!

... Oh well, you get the idea. 

IT'S SO HOT

I had to rename my dog Pierre. 

YOU JUST CAN'T CHANGE THE SPOTS ON A

Weiner. 

IT'S A BOY!

Finally!  Zimmerman will exit the news cycle!

A ROLLING STONE

Gathers no readers. 

OBAMA: "TRAYVON MARTIN COULD HAVE BEEN ME."

I hate to say this Barry, old chap, but there are a whole lot of people out here in this country that wish that were the case. 

DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS

How Democrats look when you mention ObamaCare. 

OBAMA'S MOTTO

Don't try and blame me!  The buck stopped with Truman, remember? 

PYRAMID SCHEME

What the ancient Egyptians did for entertainment. 

AN ONLINE INSURANCE AD...

Suggests that it's better to buy life insurance before you die. 

ABORTION

Is definitively a dead issue. 

ZIMMERMAN IS GUILTY

The jury was wrong.  Just ask Jessie Jackson who, obviously, is an undeclared eye-witness. 

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR...

That Obama is going to nominate Arizona Governor Jan Brewer to take Janet Napolitano's place. 

WHY IS IT?

All of the high-browed Congress Members are running around pontificating that there is no way the IRS should be in charge of the ObamaCare collections and fines; yet, there has not been a peep or hint of legislation to rectify the problem from anyone. 

THE EPTOME OF PROGRESSIVE REPUBLICANISM

John McCain

NFL GETS IRS AUDIT!

Rumor has it that the NFL, having refused the White House command to come out in support of ObamaCare, is now being audited by the IRS.  But, be assured that it's not political.....

THOMAS JEFFERSON ON OBAMACARE

"To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical." ~ Thomas Jefferson

FIGMENTS

Has it ever occurred to you that the world actually did end with the Mayan calendar on December 21st and that we are all merely figments of our own imagination?  If that's true, someone could burst our bubble and Obama would disappear into oblivion.  

Meanwhile, back at the bottom of the bottle of rum...

NOW THAT WE'VE READ IT

THAT THAT WE CAN SEE IT OUTSIDE OF THE FOG OF THE CONTROVERSY

Maybe... Just Maybe... We shouldn't rush into It?  
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/07/04/republicans-launch-probe-into-obamacare-mandate-delay/

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY

WHY IS IT?

When a court trial starts, all other news stops? 

IT'S SO HOT

You don't see ANY cats on hot tin roofs these days. 

MAFIA QUESTION

When is the last time in your memory that a Mafia Boss came out and explained anything to anybody?  Well, then, when is the last time Obama came and explained Benghazi?  

Fast & Furious?
IRS?
EPA?
DOJ?
NSA?

BLOOMBERG

He's kind of like the Eveready battery; he just keeps blooming and blooming and blooming. 

WHY OBAMA JUST LOVES GEORGE ZIMMERMAN

Now that the trial is on, there's a total dearth of news about Banghazi, EPA, IRS, DOJ......

A ZIMMERMAN CASE TWIST

They say Martin got a bang out of it. 

SNOWDEN, ZIMMERMAN, HERNANDEZ

The Three Mouseketeers ride again!  

ACCORDING TO MICHAEL BLOOMBERG

The overwhelming majority of obese Americans are overweight. 

PUTIN, REGARDING SNOWDEN

Finally, someone on the face of this earth has the guts to stand up to Obama.  So should the rest of us. 

AARON HERNANDEZ

O.J.'s protege?  Well, they both had white SUV's and football friends.  I've got six bits that says a pair of black gloves shows up in this case... And they won't fit. 

SNOWDEN

What would we do if Edward ended up holed out in The Duke of Earl's palace?  They could be related, you know. 

JAY CARNEY COULD JOIN LOS ANGELES DODGERS

Well, why not?  He's an expert at dodging, not to mention shucking and ducking.   

FINAL THOUGHT ON THAT $100 MILLION TRIP TO AFRICA

There are probably at least 250 million Americans who would just as soon cut his expenses to $50 million and make it a one-way trip. 

ON THAT $100 MILLION TRIP TO AFRICA

I wonder if Obama is going to stop in and visit his birthplace? Gosh, he'll be able to write a new book: "BACK TO AFRICA," by The Omnipotent One. 

2,500 JOBS AT $40,000 PER YEAR

That's what Obama is spending on his $100 million trip back to Africa.

PORNOGRAPHY AND OBAMA

Neither one has any socially redeeming value. 

THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T HAVE JUST ANY PRESIDENT

We have Barack Hussein Obama. 

WHAT THOSE 16,000 NEW I.R.S. EMPLOYEES ARE DOING

Shredding the White House enemies lists. 

SELF-RIGHTEOUS

Just because the government has the technological capability to spy on you in order to gather information about you, and to use that information against you without your knowledge does not mean that they will. 

SPOCK WAS CORRECT

"Trust no one."  Especially anyone in government. 

WHO SAID WHAT?

"If people can’t trust not only the executive branch but also don’t trust Congress, and don’t trust federal judges, to make sure that we’re abiding by the Constitution with due process and rule of law, then we’re going to have some problems here." ~ Barack Obama, and please pass the gray poop on. 

DO NOT HARM, DO NO EVIL

Instead, get on your jet place, fly to Vegas and make a campaign speech. 

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR

That D.O.S. is changing its name from Department of State to Department of Sex, although they might as well...

ENLIGHTENMENT

The sudden realization that, were there no Tea Parties or Conservative groups or individuals in the country, there would be no need for secret records searches, I.R.S. vendettas, media surveillance, E.P.A. games, secret government email addresses and... in all probability, the Benghazi Massacre would never have occurred. 

SCANDALS

NOT a Caribbean resort. 

WHAT THIS COUNTRY REALLY NEEDS RIGHT NOW

REDEEMED & CLEANSED OF HER SINS?

Susan B. Rice

I.R.S.- D.O.J. - D.H.H.S. - D.H.S. - E.P.A. - D.O.S.

Instruments of Presidential tyranny. 

OUTLAW

One who disregards the laws and flaunts authority.  In 2009-2016, the President of the United States. 

TRANSPARENCY

Well now, what that word means would most likely depend on what the definition of "is" is. 

UNINDICTED CO-CONSPIRATOR

Anyone on the White House "Enemies List."

JOE WILSON WAS RIGHT ON...

Obama's is a lair!

SO LONG, JEAN STAPELTON...

STIFLE it, Edith!

DON'T YOU REALLY WONDER

How much we would know about the Obama Administration if people were not afraid to come forth and testify? 

ARE YOU A BELIEVER YET?

HOLDER

BYE BYE, NOW. 

THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN THESE GUYS IN WASHINGTON

Was Attila the Hun, hon. 

RUMOR HAS IT

Jody Arias is engaged to O.J. Simpson. 

GOD BLESS AMERICA

GOD DAMN JEREMIAH WRIGHT

OBAMA'S CHANGE

It's like going from a bottle of imported French Bordeaux to a bottle of Thunderbird. 

THE ONLY THING THAT CAN TWIST AND TURN FASTER THAN A TORNADO

Barack Hussein Obama. 

THE NEW MR. CLEAN

AMOK

What Obama is in... A muck. 

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

Is wrinkled. 

OBAMA AND O.J. MUST BE RELATED

Neither one is ever to blame for anything. 

OBAMA KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RIGHT AND WRONG

He's right and you're wrong. 

ON THE TIP OF OBAMA'S TONGUE

"I am not a crook."

SPEAKING OF TRANSPARENCY

What ever happened to the FAST & FURIOUS investigation? 

A.P.

Out from underneath Obama's thumb? 

NEW HIGH-MILEAGE VEHICLE

It's called a bicycle. 

I.R.S.

Your friendly, neighborhood community service agency. 

PRINCE HARRY

Now has clothes. 

WHY CARTER LIKES OBAMA

Obama makes even Carter look good. 

CONGRESSIONAL HEARING

Non-existent, since they never listen to a word we citizens have to say. 

HUCKSTER

A seller of shoddy goods, i.e.: Obama, Pelosi, Reid and ObamaCare. 

ALIEN BEING

Anyone from Pocatello, Idaho. 

QUACK, QUACK

Lame duck President. 

COVER UP

What you do to roast duck under glass.

AMNESTY

What Obama is going to be looking for when we get to the bottom of Benghazi. 

HOTTER THAN A CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF

Benghazi Massacre story. 

THE INFAMOUS RED LINE

Drawn by a paper tiger. 

RACIAL PROFILING

Thank GOD they didn't use it in Boston, right? 

GOOD MORNING THERE, SUNSHINE

MOVING RIGHT ALONG ON THE BOSTON MARATHON INVESTIGATION

The F.B.I. is now trying to determine whether or not the two brothers, Tamerlan and Dahokhar Tsarnaev, knew each other. 

F.B.I.

Freackin' Bungling Idiots

POT RALLY

Standing around the kitchen cheering while the lobster boils. 

WHY CONGRESS ENDED THE FAA CUTBACKS

They're getting ready for spring vacation and they need to fly home... on time while not sitting next to ticked off Americans.    

CONTRACTORS ANONYMOUS

Bangladesh sweat shop builders. 

IMPEACHMENT

The act of making a peachy pie.  Use one toasted well-done President for making the crust; add chopped, half-baked Senators and Representatives for filling; season with finely ground Cabinet members to taste. 

SHINDIG

Dedication of George W. Bush's library. 

ALZHEIMER'S

“They say brain exercises will stave off Alzheimer’s.  Obama doesn’t stand a chance.”