HIATUS

I'm on hiatus until further notice.

VITAMIN D HELPS PREVENT DEMENTIA?

They say vitamin D helps prevent dementia.  I have a bottle of D pills... I just can't remember where I left it.  

IS EPSTEIN REALLY DEAD?

What if this is all just a cover up and Epstein actually was released in secret?  Could he and Bill Clinton actually be holed up, (so to speak), in a Nevada brothel?  

Jest askin'... 

NEW YORK TIMES: NEW MONICKER

The New York Times needs to stop calling itself a newspaper and start admitting it is the Propaganda Journal of the Socialist-Democrat Party. 

MUSLIM AYATOLLAHS MAKE DEMANDS OF CONGRESS

The two Muslim 'twits in the House are demanding that Congress submit to their will, decertify the State of Israel and recognize the Palestnian State.  They expect all of us to cower and comply or there will be hell to pay.  

Another Jihad is not out of the question.  

THE MUSLIM WITCH

Defiant, ugly, typical Muslim witch Rashida, after raising hell at being denied entry into Israel, whined that her sick grandmother who was on her death bed lived there and Rashida needed to go see her.  So, Israel relented and said she could come see her sick grandmother and she said that she wasn't goin' to no stinckin' Israel.

I guess either grandma doesn't mean that much to Rashida, or grandma isn't all that sick.

URGENT QUESTION

Just what existing or proposed gun laws would have prevented the Philadelphia shooting rampage?  

MORE ICING ON THE CONSPIRACY CAKE

As it turns out, Epstein's guards falsified logs.  Who would have guessed?  And then there were those screams coming from Epstein's cell that nobody's talking about? 

SAD DAY

It's a sad day in America when it's easier to abort a full-term fetus than it is to deport an illegal alien. 

BETO COMING AFTER YOUR KNIVES

Beto says he's going to confiscate guns. "At the end of the day, if it's going to save lives, if it's going to prevent the kinds of tragedies that we saw in El Paso, Gilroy, and Dayton...then let's move forward and do it." 

On that basis, he'll be after your kitchen knives by the end of the week... some guy just stabbed four people in California.  

JEFFREY EPSTEIN

Isn't it amazing how many people who were in some way associated with the Clintons... have died under mysterious circumstances when on the very precipice of revealing some sinister, dark secret about Bill or Hillary?  

WASHINGTON REDSKINS AGREE TO NAME CHANGE

To the surprise and relief of many Americans, the Washington Redskins will  apparently  drop their politically sensitive name  in 2019.     Dan Snyder, owner of the NFL Washington  Redskins, announced yesterday the organization is dropping "Washington" from the franchise name, which, beginning with the 2019 season, will be simply known as "The Redskins."  Snyder stated in his surprise announcement (he finds) the word "Washington" imparts a negative image of poor leadership, mismanagement, corruption, cheating, lying, and graft, and does not conjure  a suitable image for young fans of football.  

SURE FIRE WAY TO PREVENT MASS SHOOTINGS

Make a law against owning any gun magazine.  That'll do it... yes sir.  

THEY NEVER HAD GRASSHOPPERS IN VEGAS...

When the Mob was in charge.

HOW TO ELIMINATE METHANE GAS

Abolish Congressional Democrats.  

AOC: FLAPPING HER GUMS...

Trying desperately to become relevant.

BOOBS

French beaches are featuring topless tanning this year.  Just thought you'd like to keep abreast of the latest news...

TOILET SEAT COVERS: SHOULD YOU, OR SHOULD YOU NOT?

What a question to start the month off with!