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WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT...

The NRA is on the American side.  

IF YOU'RE AN AMERICAN GUN OWNER...

There's never been a better time than now to join and stand with the NRA.  

MOWING THE GRASS

The only reason Nancy Pelosi wants the Border Patrol to mow the grass is that the old cow is hungry.  

BILLY GRAHAM

He can no longer pray for us; we're going to have to relearn how to do it for ourselves.  

MUELLER GUESSING GAMES

Why would you indict 13 Russians when you know none of them will ever stand trial? 

NOW WHO'S COLLUDING WITH THE RUSSIANS?

Much of the information Mueller released last Friday about the Russian efforts to influence the election was in Andrey Zakharov's 4,500-word article in a Russian business magazine four months ago.

DON'T YOU WONDER?

How many presidents are spinning in their graves when they look at this country today?  

GO FIGURE

Every kid at the Florida high school says Nikolas de Jesus Cruz, the shooter, acted crazy.  He had been expelled from the school due to his behavior.  He reportedly followed Syrian resistance groups and had researched the meaning of Allahu Akbar.  

While nobody in eight years of the Obama administration initiated any studies of the root causes of shootings, the Democrat gun-control advocates were quick to blame members of the NRA for this shooting spree. 

VIC DAMONE

One of the last of the great crooners has left the stage.  

POLITICS, LIES AND PUTRESCENCE

Synonyms. 

VIGILANTE JUSTICE

Vigilantes should be allowed to castrate and kill any SOB who shoots a cop, or any left-wing liberal who opposes the idea. 

DEAR MR. OBAMA

Your chickens are coming home to roost.  

JOHN MAHONEY

A great actor has left the stage.  

THINK HARD NOW...

When was the last time that the Democrats admitted they had done anything wrong? 

DID YOU NOTICE?

Trump wasn't touting the stock market yesterday.  

DEMOCRATS EXPLAIN AWAY THE FISA MEMO

DUMB QUESTION

If the dossier was used to gain FISA warrants to conduct illegal surveillance on the Trump team, why did Congress just vote to extend and expand the FISA system? 

NAILED IT

Someone called Chuck Schumer a jackass, so he went into the bedroom to kneel and bray.