One Thing About 2020 Is For Certain

The Nashville bomber went out with a bang!

 

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Mass Confusion

 Having a daughter named "Alexa." 

Pelosi & AOC Could Lose Their Seats!

That's right! So many people are clamoring to get out of California and New York that both states could lose several House seats, each! I'd actually let you buy me a beer if that happens! 

 

Make Sure Your Christmas Turkey Is Wearing His Mask!

 

Be Happy, Happy, Happy Now!

 

Have You Noticed?

How many lawmakers are rushing to get their Covid Vaccine shots before front line healthcare workers, those in nursing homes and the vulnerable? Aren't you glad you elected them? 

 

Bend Over On The Freeway

If you thought 2020 was bad, just wait until January 20th, when things really start to get bad! 

 

Fake Guns Could Net You 25 Years In Prison

A New York woman is facing weapons charges after the NYPD stormed her home and seized at least 22 guns from her apartment, 21 of which were fake and being used by rappers and actors as part of their shows.  Authorities raided her home and charged her with first-degree criminal possession of a weapon. She now faces a possible 25-year prison sentence. 

Next step in this inevitable journey is to charge you with child neglect and endangerment for allowing your 8-year-old son to possess a cap pistol.   

Fox News Is Leaving The Country

Evidently obliging to wishes of the Biden administration for a globalist nation, Fox News is expanding to 30 other countries.  Maybe Venezuela will be first? 

 

Obama's Third Term

Barack Hussein Obama admits now that Biden is becoming president, Biden will report directly to him and he'll be having his third term as president.  

Bye, Bye NYC

New York's dynamic duo Andrew Cuomo and Bill DeBlasio are warning they're about to shut New York City totally down! Even the hookers are getting nervous!

Useless As Tits On A Boar Hog

 FBI

The Question Everyone Is Afraid To Ask

Have they closed down the brothels due to Covid-19? Hunter wants to know...

 

Defund...

 Soros!

 

Chuck Yeager Leaves The World...

Up in the air!

 

Unity

The Democrats and the left are condescending, arrogant, patronizing and downright threatening toward Republicans.  But they want unity!  

California: Here We Go Again!

Newsom is getting ready to shut down California again, including bars, barbershops and salons. Nancy Pelosi is frantically calling around San Francisco looking for someplace to get her secret "do."

 

The Next Ripoff Is Already In Motion

They're going to use the same voting machines and software in the January Georgia Senate elections as they used in the presidential election? Nobody is screaming bloody murder? 

You're Safe Now

Darth Vader has died. 

 

Sadly Mistaken

Seventeen percent of Biden voters say they would have voted for Trump if they had known about the scandals involving Joe, Hunter, China and the Ukraine. 

Lesson to Democrats: Don't trust the mainstream media.  

 

Question of the Decade

Just why hasn't John Brennan been sent to Gitmo?