FASCIST GOVERNMENT CONTROLS SPEECH IN NYC

Hate will soon have no place in New York City: According to the city's Commission on Human Rights, you will soon be fined up to $250,000 for having the audacity to utter words such as: illegal alien or ICE.  They will decide what words to sanction and what penalties to levy.   If you fail to abide, you will be hung by your testicles, boobs or both in front of Trump Tower. 

PELOSI SPEAKS TO AMERICA

BARON HILTON

He had more beds than Heidi Fleiss and Stormy Daniels combined.  

THE EMPORERS HAVE NO CLOTHES

The Democrats have no cohesive platform.  They, like pornography, have no redeeming values.  Hence, they have no choice but to make total assholes out of themselves.  

And they are. 

CREEPS COME OUT OF THE WOODWORK

All of the important and highly reputable people in Washington DC are running to Andrew McCabe's defense against impending indictments.  You know... people like Brennan, Clapper, Comey, Lynch, Strozk, Rice...
 

DEMS DON'T CARE IF CRIMINALS HAVE GUNS

But... they DO want YOUR guns. 

INSANITY 101

Insanity is best exemplified by looking at the Democrats who, for almost three years, have continuously thrown crap up against the wall in an effort to undo the results of the 2016 election... repeating over and over again their vitriolic lies and false charges... all the while getting absolutely nowhere.  

AND THE DEMOCRATS NOW PLAN TO IMPEACH...

Rush Limbaugh.  

POMPOUS BASTARDS

House Judiciary Democrats.

TRUMP DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE IN 2020

That's according to CNN, MSNBC, Adam Schiff and Jerry Nadler. 

T. BOONE PICKENS

Self-made oil billionaire, philanthropist, humanitarian.  RIP

 

BE CAREFUL TODAY

It's Friday the 13th and Congress might make a huge mistake and do something right.  

MAJOR PROBLEMS IN CONGRESS

The lizards and buzzards have returned from summer vacation.  

UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR

If we ever get rid of all of the dumb politicians in this country, there won't be any politicians left.  

PLASTIC WHY'S

Why is that plastic straws are not okay, but... plastic politicians are?  

"THE BLOB" RETURNS

China's Chang'e-4 lunar rover, now on the moon, has found something rather strange and perplexing...  an oddly colored "gel-like" substance that can't be explained.  The substance is described as a "gel with a mysterious luster."  Word has it that it is oozing toward Earth and it doesn't like Democrats.  

UNBORN WHAT?

Left-wing liberals are flocking to sign petitions protecting unhatched eagle eggs.  These same "thinkers" refuse to support legislation protecting unborn human fetuses.  

CALIFORNIA'S GUN AMMO BOONDOGGLE

California's new law requiring a $19 background check in order to buy ammo is turning the Nevada desert into a green pile of money.  Several Reno and Las Vegas stores ran out of ammo over the Labor Day weekend as gamblers from California crossed the border for their final summer fling and picked up ammo to take home with them.  

HOW DIM CAN DIMWITS GET?

So Walmart is going to stop selling ammo, as if doing so will stop anyone from shooting up one of their stores.  Top management has taken leave of their senses, just like they did when they started locking up all of their merchandise.  

Next move will be to stop selling bananas because someone might slip on a peel. 

VALERIE HARPER

So long, Rhoda.