AFTER WATCHING THIS OUTRAGEOUS OMNIBUS BILL PASS...

I'll even vote for Romney in 2020.  

THIS IS THE PRESIDENT WE VOTED FOR?

"It was a lousy bill, but I signed it." 

I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHY...

Why didn't Trump run as a left-wing Democrat from the beginning?  

ONE HUUUGE EASTER EGG

Trump laid one for Easter...

It's called the Omnibus Bill 

BYE, BYE REPUBLICANS

It's not even April yet, and I already know who I'm going to vote against in November.  

MAKING AMERICA CRAPPY AGAIN

Trump, McConnell and Ryan; they sold out everything we voted for in 2016.  

 

JOE BIDEN

He reminds me of a magpie that's had too much to drink.  

I JUST GOT A CALL FROM BILL CLINTON

He wants to know if I can put him in touch with Stormy Daniels.  

AUSTIN

What do you think?  Is this scum bomber:

a.  An illegal alien?

b.  A terrorist?

c.  An NRA member?  

ANDREW MCCABE

Bye, bye now you anti-American bum.  

STEPHEN HAWKINGS

Off to search for another black hole.  

I'VE GOT TRUMP ALL FIGURED OUT

There's no way you can figure him out.  

ABOUT THOSE CRUMBS

Nancy Pelosi has decided she would now like you to donate those tax reform "crumbs" to her 2018 Congressional reelection campaign...  Suddenly, those crumbs have some value. 

EXTREME SEWER EMERGENCY IN WASHINGTON DC

When news came out of the House Intelligence Committee yesterday that it found no collusion between Trump and the Russians in the 2016 campaign, Paul Ryan and his Progressive Republicans, Never Trumpers, and Democrats all headed for the commodes at the same time.  Warning: System Overload!  Warning! 

KATHY GRIFFIN'S COMEBACK

Kathy Griffin has announced she's going on tour again.  

What a doll!  

 

NO MORE BEETLE DUNG ON HIGHWAYS

Volkswagen is exterminating the Beetle.  

NCP

Nancy "Crumbs" Pelosi

JEFF SESSIONS' CHIEF ACCOMPLISHMENT IN HIS FIRST YEAR

He collected a government pay check.