ABC'S REPLACEMENT FOR ROSEANNE

Will undoubtedly be Rosie O'Donnell, who never says anything nasty.

KILAUEA MAY ERUPT FOR A FEW WEEKS

But Hillary has been erupting ever since November of 2016.

NANCY PELOSI SPEAKS

Well, of course we want to impeach Trump and will right after we win back the majority in the House and Senate in November.  But, we're not going to make a campaign issue out of it, because it's still deep in the fog of controversy.  

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND

SEATTLE'S HOMELESS PROBLEM NOW SOLVED!

Starbucks has solved Seattle's homeless problem by allowing anyone to camp out in their stores.  

 

SPIES, SPIES EVERYWHERE

It's beginning to look as if there were more spies lurking in the Trump campaign than we could shake a stick at.  I wonder if Jeff Sessions was one of them?

MAGPIE IN HEAT

OBAMA'S MAFIA MAKES THREAT

President Trump made a demand over the weekend that the DOJ had better investigate whether or not his campaign was spied upon by the FBI, the CIA and/or the DOJ in 2016.  Shortly thereafter, John Brennan fired off a nastygram to Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan warning them that they had better reign in Trump immediately... or else.  
 

IF YOU TAKE GOD OUT OF THE COUNTRY...

Only the Democrats will be left.  

COFFEE

They say drinking coffee can protect your liver from alcohol damage, so now I add  coffee to my Irish whiskey.  

MARGOT KIDDER

Hopefully the demons that plagued her have let her go in peace.  

A GARGANTUAN AMAZON MISTAKE

Amazon.com is raising the cost of it's "Prime" membership.  Why continue to pay for it when you can get the same benefits from Walmart for free?

MEGHAN MCCAIN RANTS

Meghan McCain is upset that someone in the White House insulted her dad.  Well, Meghan, it's like this:  I'm, a red-blooded American  conservative and your dad is an asshole.  Someday, when you grow up, you will come to understand why I feel that way.  I'm sorry to put it to you this way but, one thing I am not is politically correct.

HERE'S HOPING FOR A BLUE WAVE IN NOVEMBER

A huuuge wave bye-bye, that is.  
 

GLOWERING IN WASHINGTON

Remember when Obama said, shortly before leaving the White House, the he'd be living just down the street and looking over Donald Trump's shoulder to make sure he didn't get out of line?  

DEMOCRAT POLITICALLY CORRECT SISSY PANTS

A terrorist doesn't mind hijacking a plane and flying it into a building full of unsuspecting occupants.  That terrorist takes great pleasure in slicing off your head and burning it.  But we can't spray that terrorist with a garden hose to get answers out of him, because it's not nice?   

KATHY GRIFFIN

The "lady" who held up Trump's severed head for the world to see is still arrogantly ticked off at the multitudes of people who think the act was disgusting and vile... but, she refuses to apologize for it.  

  

WAH!

 

WHERE'S LISA PAGE GOING NEXT?

CNN or MSNBC?  

THE REAL MONEY BEHIND FUSION GPS DOSSIER

HILLARY'S LATEST EXCUSE

Saying I was a capitalist hurt me!  Wahhhh! 

FACEBOOK QUESTION

So, if a conservative goes on a rant on Facebook, that's hate speech; but, if a liberal goes on a rant on Facebook, it's not?
 

NEW POLITICAL PARTY EMERGES

The Socialist Democrat Party of the Liberated Left is now signing up candidates for November elections. 

FANCY NANCY SPEAKS

She discourages any talk of impeaching Trump... until after the Democrats win back the House and Senate in November.  

Instead, I guess, she wants the Dems to work on repealing "crumbs."