NEED A RIDE?

If you're in Baltimore, don't take a police van. 

FINALLY... AN ATTORNEY GENERAL WITH AN APPROPRIATE NAME

Loretta Lynch. 

THIS COUNTRY DESERVES...

Michelle Obama for Vice President. 

OBAMA IN LOVE WITH HILLARY?

She's on his list of favorite people... big time.  It seems that ever since she started gearing up to run for president, the heat has been on her, not him. 

SHE IS A WOMAN

She has a lifetime history riddle with scandals and ethics charges.  She was in the center of the Benghazi Massacre coverup.  She hid her emails.  She's appears to be instrumental in the sale of American uranium resources to Russia... for personal and political gain.  The majority of American views her as being "untrustworthy."  

If she were to become president, it would be another eight years of lies and spins, just like the Obama regime.  

But... she's a woman. 

WHEN HILLARY CRASHES

Will the Democrats put up Al Sharpton next?

OBAMA SEZ

The world is a safer place because of him.  

I think I'm going to start drinking again.

OBAMA CAVES IN TO IRAN

UFO ACTIVITY PICKS UP NEAR BATTLE ZONES

An ex-Air Force intelligence officer is saying that U.F.O. activity has historically picked up in and around war zones.  Such a U.F.O. was recently spotted hovering over Iraq, while flying a banner reading "Book Your Bets Here." 

OBAMA TO STAR IN GAME SHOW?

Word has is that Barack Obama has signed a contract to head up a popular television game show after he leaves the White House.  The show?  Why, it's "LET'S MAKE A DEAL," of course. 

BUSH ON SOCIAL SECURITY

Jeb says the way to save Social Security is just to raise the retirement age for claiming benefits.  How about 100? 

IMPORTANT STOCK TIP

Former Rep. Michele Bachmann believes that President Barack Obama's nuclear deal with Iran and his opposition to Israel are going to bring on the Biblical End of Times and the Second Coming of Jesus,  plunging the U.S., and the world, into Armageddon.

Now's a good time to sell your stock in Google. 

DEMOCRATS PERPLEXED

On the one hand, they have Hillary.  On the other hand they have Obama's Iranian nuclear "deal."  Which one is worse? 

MESSAGE FOR BARACK

Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. ~ Thomas Jefferson

HAVE YOU NOTICED?

Dead fish and politicians smell alike. 

WHAT OBAMA THINKS

Great minds think like me. 

ABUSE OF POWER

It's okay to be ignorant in some areas, but Pelosi abuses the privilege. 

THINGS ARE GETTING TO BE TOUGH ALL OVER

I see that Holder has warned D.O.J. employees to quit screwing around with prostitutes.... Do you suppose that means they can't conduct business with Congress? 

RAND PAUL IS MEAN TO WOMEN

If you're going to start slinging THAT mantra, how about THIS one:

Barack Obama is mean to Americans 

HARRY REID IS BLIND IN ONE EYE

And can't see out of the other. 

RUSSIANS HACK WHITE HOUSE COMPUTER

All they got was a bunch of lies. 

WILL SHE RUN?

BORIS KARLOFF

FOR PRESIDENT

DOESN'T IT JUST WARM YOUR HEART?

When you realize that the same great minds of ObamaCare are the ones who invented this "deal" with Iran? 

EASTER TO BE BANNED?

Why does Congress take off for Easter vacation?  Why do banks close early on Good Friday?  

Is it true that these holidays are going to be replaced with Ramadan? 

SNAKES

When you get into bed with snakes, you are likely to get bitten.  Iran is a snake pit, and Obama is leading us into the pit... hook, line and sinker.  Is there a doctor in the house? 

PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF HONOR

Do you suppose Obama is going to give John Kerry the Presidential Medal of Honor for the excellent job he's been doing with Iran? 

MS. CLEAN

It seems to me that Hillary's server is cleaner than her rear end.  But, then again, her server is not in hot water, either. 

NEW VIDEO ABOUT BARACK OBAMA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3hY1eagq88#t=77

CHANGE

How do you Obamazombies like your "change" now? 

Sadly, this is no April Fool's joke.