ELECTION OVER! BIDEN WINS! TRUMP SULKS!

The front page of last Friday's Drudge Report alleges that Biden was eight points ahead of Trump at the starting gate.  The poll was evidently taken by AOC.  

BIDEN: "WORLD LEADERS BEGGING ME"

Joe Biden says world leaders are calling him every hour of every day, begging him to become president of the United States and to save the planet from Donald Trump.  

I'm sure they are.  They want another weak-kneed hack like Obama or Bush in the Oval Office... ASAP. 

CHARACTER ASSASSINATION

Democrat platform for 2020 elections.  

WHEN TOM PEREZ SPEAKS...

Tom Perez says that, unlike the Obama White House, the Trump White House is full of crime and corruption in a bottomless pit.  When Tom Perez speaks, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez listens...

TIME FOR A REAL ROTTEN-EGG STINK BOMB

The White House Correspondent's Dinner is slated for April 27th.  

THE QUESTION EVERYONE IS ASKING

Can Mitt Romney beat Donald Trump in the Republican Presidential Primaries? 

26 MILLION ILLEGAL ALIENS

Are not welcome here.  We have enough problems to contend with already.  

GOODBYE JOE: IT'S OVER

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez doesn't think that Joe Biden should run for president. 

The End

SUSPENSE THEATRE

Mueller report to be released today!  

GASP!

THEY CALL THIS ASSIMILATION?

America has always considered itself to be a "melting pot," where people of all faiths, nationalities and background can come and live together in harmony and peace.  However, judging by Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar, I don't think Muslims have come here to assimilate.  

NOTE DAME CATHEDRAL

I'm not Catholic, but it needs to be rebuilt.  It is a symbol of everything that makes good people of the world... good.  

BE SURE TO PAY YOUR TAXES

The Democrats need the revenue to pay for all of their new programs:

• Guaranteed income for all
• Medicare for all
• Free abortions for all
• Sanctuary cities
• Welfare and education for all illegals
• Reparations for Blacks
• Free college for all
• Free, free, free

IS BETO O'ROURKE...

The second coming of Christ?  

THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN CLOSE THE BORDER

Sometimes I think if we close the border and cut off the supply of illegal drugs to this country, the entire Democrat Party will start suffering from withdrawal symptoms. 

RINGLING BROTHERS MAY REOPEN THEIR CIRCUS...

Starring AOC and the Democrat Party.  
 

POLITICIANS

Politicians are merely figments of their own imaginations.  

SPEAKING OF COW FARTS...

I bet that giraffes don't even know what farts smell like.  

SPEAKING OF ROBOCALLS...

Why are politicians, political groups and campaigns exempt from laws and regulations regarding robocalls?  I for one am just as sick and tired of their lies, spins and bullshit as you are.  As a matter of fact, I'd much more prefer a call from a Preparation H salesman. 

QUESTION OF THE SEASON

Would you let your daughter babysit at Joe Biden's house?  

CITIZENSHIP QUESTION

The main reason you would not want to ask a voter or an individual whether or not he/she is a U.S. citizen is that you are afraid of the answer.  The Dems don't want us to find out how many illegals are already here.

WALMART HEADING FOR BIG TROUBLE

There's nothing you can buy at Walmart these days that doesn't require a strong pair of scissors or a jackhammer to open.  As a matter of fact, there's less and less these days which you can buy at Walmart without jumping through hoops.  Can you believe they are even locking up vacuum bags behind locked glass doors and making you press a buzzer for help which never arrives?  Like Woolco and K-Mart before them, their days are now numbered, limited by their own blind stupidity and poor employee attitudes.  

 

DARN

Apparently, Adam Schiff has misplaced the "evidence" he has against President Trump.  Oh my...