TIME TO DANCE

CHRISTMAS QUESTION

Is Santa Claus a Democrat or a Republican?  

See you January 2nd. 

OF COURSE THE GRINCH EXISTS!

HE'S THE SENATE MAJORITY LEADER!

SCROOGE WINS

The border wall is now a dead issue.  

Interest rate hikes.

Market tanks.  

Clinton skates. 

The spirit of Christmas has been decimated.  

IRAN

If they didn't have missiles and they didn't have nukes, they wouldn't be Iran.  

COMEY HEARINGS

So much drama, so little substance.  

BABY, IT'S COLD OUTSIDE

Just sayin'...
 

FLEAS

I wonder how many fleas are going to watch the Academy Awards?  

FY

The California Public Utilities Commission  is about to vote on a proposal to start taxing text messages.  I wonder how much it will cost me to send them a simple, but to the point "FY?"

ADAM SCHIFF IS MIFFED

He didn't make TIME Magazine's list of top ten finalists for its "Person of the Year" Award.  
 

MOVE THE NATION'S CAPITOL?

The way things are going at our southern border and with the Dems and liberals in our country... why don't we just give in and move our nation's capitol to Mexico City?  

POLITICAL QUESTION

If Pocahontas runs for President and wins, will she wear feathers in her hair for her inauguration?  

WHI'S DUMBER?

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez or the people who elected her? 

COZY AS BUGS IN A RUG

There they were, all so chatty and comfortable... Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama and their wives... sitting in the same pew at Washington National Cathedral for George H.W. Bush's funeral... pretty as a picture.  

Then along came Donald Trump and wife Melania and... suddenly the chatter stopped.  Now, I've seen Michelle with a sour puss that would stop a Mack Truck, but what I saw Wednesday would have flash-frozen a 35 pound turkey.  Hillary... well, she was all eyes... straight forward and glowering.  I think she even tried to get up and and leave but... she's so full of shit, she couldn't move. 

As for Jimmy and Rosalyn, and Donald and Melania... they were at opposite ends of the pew, or I think they might have spoken a few civil words to each other and even managed a smile.  

AMERICAN AIRLINES DOES IT... AGAIN

A 67-year-old lady, (not from Pasadena), has trouble communicating and walking due to Parkinson’s and diabetes, and she uses a wheelchair. Her son took his mother up to her flight gate and spoke to the agent there to confirm his mom would be well taken care of.  After she was loaded onto the plane, however, officials cancelled the flight from Chicago O’Hare International Airport to Detroit and, to make a long story short, they all went home... except for Olimpia Warsaw, who was treated to the pleasure and delight of spending the night in the aircraft alone... and in the freezing cold.  

I think they didn't even left her any pretzels. 

BUSH: WHAT A TURN-AROUND

Former President George H.W. Bush died and everything changed.  Suddenly, all of the press, media and Democrats who called him a rotten bastard for years started telling us what a great guy he was.  

WHY NOT IMPEACH MUELLER?

Just askin'