I HAVE MORE MONEY THAN.....

I have $4.92 in cash... that's $2.49 more than the U.S Treasury has left in cash!

THE DEBT-DEFICIT: WHAT'S THE BIG PROBLEM?

The Big Weiner could have had this all sorted out by now!  (Maybe we should ask him to come back on a consulting basis?  We could set Monica Lewinsky up as his Executive Assistant...)

WHY DOES IOWA GET ALL OF THE POLITICAL PLAY?

Because they're all full of C-O-R-N. 

WILL PALIN GET IN THE RACE?

There you go with one of those racist questions again. 

"MEALY-MOUTHED"

Of Presidential stature, i.e. Barack Obama. 

WHAT REALLY TICKS ME OFF ABOUT THE BUDGET CRISIS

No one cares about Casey Anthony anymore. 

SCARE TACTICS NOT SO SCARY

All weekend, the word was that if they didn't have a budget deal by Monday morning, the stock markets would would plummet into an abyss.  Today, we surely know that if we don't raise taxes and the debt ceiling by August 2nd, the end of the world will be upon us.  And a pox on you, too, Barack. 

WHAT'S WORSE THAN LISTENING TO OBAMA MAKE A SPEECH?

Trying to peel a store sticker off a ripe plum. 

OBAMA'S MEAN, NASTY AND ANGRY STREAK

Showing his Muslim roots. 

U.S. DEBT DEAL NEAR!

TRUMP TO BUY WHITE HOUSE!

HOT DOGS FULL OF BAD THINGS

Vampire bats, worms, spiders, rocket fuel, Democrats....

WORLD WILL NOT END ON AUGUST 2ND

It will end December 22, 2012 according to ancient Mayan and other texts.  Therefore, why not raise the debt limit to $20 trillion with a promise to pay everyone back on December 23, 2012? 

GIANT DUST STORM HITS PHOENIX AGAIN

And I thought all of the blowhards were in Washington...

SO LONG: YOU GAVE US LOTS OF JOY

U.S. SHUTTLE MISSIONS END JULY 21, 2011

CASEY IS OUT OF JAIL

Sleep well tonight. 

POST OFFICE ADS TOUT HOW GOOD THEY ARE

Maybe they should take over the Government?  Yeah, and we'll get AMTRAK in there, too. 

OBAMA BRINGS HIS CASE TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

He's a basket case. 

PRESIDENTIAL TANTRUM

"DON'T CALL MY BLUFF!"

CASEY ANTHONY MAY CHANGE HER NAME

How about Lizzie Borden?  Maybe... Bloody Mary? 

THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING! THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING!

August 2, 2011

U.S. WOMEN HAVE BALLS

Beat Brazilian soccer team!

TO CONGRESS: IF YOU RAISE THE DEBT CEILING

We'll raise the roof.

SO LONG, BETTY

Betty Ford, former President Ford's wife has died.  Now, maybe, Gerald won't have to walk and chew gum at the same time anymore.

NOSTALGIA

Ah, the good old days, the days when Members of Congress got together in the back rooms, puffed on their cigars and hashed out ObamaCare.  Well, the good old days are back and there they are again, huddled behind closed doors, hashing out the national debt and deficit.  Kind of brings a warm, fuzzy feeling to your American future, doesn't it? 

HOW HYPOCRITICAL CAN YOU GET?

There's Obama, unabashedly going after the wealthy and seeking to redistribute what they have rightfully earned, while vilifying the Republicans for going after the unions, from whom he extracts tens of millions of dollars in donations while opening up wide the doors to his Oval Office for them. 

OBAMA'S NEW PROPOSAL ON BUDGET DEFICIT

$600 billion in new tax hikes.  (Kinda makes you want to go right on out and buy a new car or hire another employee, doesn't it?  This guy has the brains of a salamander.)

JOE, I AM NOT ANTI-UNION

I am pro-American.  (Take THAT and stick it where the sun doesn't shine.)

THE END OF THE WORLD IS UPON US

The Casey Anthony trial is over. 

4TH OF JULY 2011

GOD BLESS OUR PRESIDENT

ON THIS 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND

Remember what your government is NOT doing for you.  (My God, that'll take the whole weekend for sure...)

OBAMA MIGHT CUT THE WEATHER SERVICE?

Unless we agree to raise taxes, Obama might cut the weather service?  Wahhh!  Wahhh!  Wahhh!  Who NEEDS the damned weather service?  (Crap,pal, they might have to cut ObamaCare, too?)