ATTILA THE HUN

Hillary the Klingon.  

ANTHONY WEINER

The epitome of dangling participles.  

STAR SPANGLED BANNER

I'm not standing for the Star Spangled Banner because, I don't like Hillary Clinton.  

VAST, RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY EXPLODING!!!

Poor Hillary: It now includes not only Republicans and Conservatives, but Russians, Brexit, Alex Jones... Israel... they're ALL against her! 
 

ISLAM'S WHORE

Catch a load of this: (Click here)
 

BYE BYE BARACK?

Trump is going to get rid of illegal aliens...

I WONDER IF

Obama would allow a strange man claiming to be a woman into his daughters' bathrooms at the White House? 

I'M IN FAVOR OF GUN CONTROL... SOMETIMES

If 52% of the murders in the country are committed by blacks and only 13% of the population is black, it sounds to me like we should take all guns away from all blacks.  

Whadya think about that idea, Barack? 

SPEAKING FROM HER HEART

If you elect me president, Bill and I will close down our Clinton Foundation.  If not, then we will continue to rape and plunder. 

WHY TRUMP DRAWS BIGGER CROWDS

It's part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.  

THE GREAT FLOOD

There are news stories circulating about how they have proof of Noah's great flood.  I don't know what they're so excited about; there's a great flood every Saturday night when Hillary climbs into the bathtub. 

DOES HILLARY HAVE BATS IN THE BELFRY?

She and her doctors keep saying she's in fine physical health, but nobody's talking about her mental health. 

ENEMA

There's nothing wrong with the press or the media that a good, strong enema can't cure.  

ANOTHER SONG AND DANCE ROUTINE

Congress is going after Hillary for lying under oath.  

Yawn.  

IF IT TALKS LIKE A DUCK AND IT WALKS LIKE A DUCK...

It must be Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.  

 

IT'S IRONIC

Obama and Clinton are responsible for the establishment and growth of I.S.I.S., but our anger is against the messenger. 
 

WISHFUL THINKING

If you like Obama, think of how great it would be to have Genghis Khan in the White House.  

NUDE PHOTO OF HILLARY CLINTON

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

Hillary is on so many drugs that she cannot be held responsible for anything.  The press all works for George Soros.  Trump has to come to grips with the realization that the country wants and needs a leader, not an entertainer.  Obama is the epitome of evil.  The country is justifiably falling apart, having strayed far away from the religious principles upon which our nation was founded.  Greed, crime, drugs and corruption are the buzzwords of the day. 

We are all about to fall off the edges of the precipice into the deep, dark, abysmal cavern of depravity. 

Have a nice day.  

PROLIFIC WRITER

Can you believe that Hillary Clinton sent some 33,000 Emails talking only about Chelsea's wedding and her yoga classes?  33,000?  

No wonder she never got anything accomplished! 

ATTENTION ALL REPUBLICAN CONGRESSIONAL MEMBERS

If you back Trump in any way, you can kiss your favorite House and Senate committee assignments goodbye.  We don't give a damn what the people want. 

That's the way the game is played in Washington.  
 

PETE FOUNTAIN

We'll miss your Sweet Clarinet.  

 

NICELY SAID

Screw you, you pious bastard... and the lizard you rode in on.  I don't HAVE to be politically correct.  
 

MY PICK FOR PRESIDENT

IS 0BAMA AN ILLEGAL ALIEN?

TO HECK WITH THE $400 MILLION RANSOM DEAL...

I want to know more about the sex scandal at FOX NEWS!!!

DEJA VU, ALL OVER AGAIN

SNOW WHITE

AS INNOCENT AND PURE

AS THE FRESHLY FALLEN SNOW

Just ask James Comey

EINSTEIN'S THEORY OF CLINTON VOTERS

SHE'S JUST ONE OF US