COZY AS BUGS IN A RUG

There they were, all so chatty and comfortable... Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama and their wives... sitting in the same pew at Washington National Cathedral for George H.W. Bush's funeral... pretty as a picture.  

Then along came Donald Trump and wife Melania and... suddenly the chatter stopped.  Now, I've seen Michelle with a sour puss that would stop a Mack Truck, but what I saw Wednesday would have flash-frozen a 35 pound turkey.  Hillary... well, she was all eyes... straight forward and glowering.  I think she even tried to get up and and leave but... she's so full of shit, she couldn't move. 

As for Jimmy and Rosalyn, and Donald and Melania... they were at opposite ends of the pew, or I think they might have spoken a few civil words to each other and even managed a smile.