ANOTHER GRIMM'S FAIRY TALE

Let's see... Uncle Onyango was here illegally for 20 years and they had been trying to deport him.  He got arrested for driving under the influence and wanted to call the White House for help.  The White House denied that Obama had ever met his uncle Onyango.  Then Onyango got called into court again for another deportation hearing and they granted him permanent residency because he's been a "model" citizen, after which the White House admitted that Barack had actually stayed with his uncle for a while in Cambridge and had seen him a few times after that.  Finally, the White House flatly denied that Barack had anything at all to do with the court's decision regarding his uncle.  Whereupon the sugar plum fairy danced on Rudolph's nose and left a quarter under Barack's pillow and the Democrats lived happily ever after.